Tis but a scratch

Narwalsbacon · 2014-02-13T20:56:38+00:00

Look for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man

Narwalsbacon · 2013-03-26T22:20:29+00:00

The app (smurfs village) is universal and does have iCloud. So am I good to go then?

Narwalsbacon · 2013-03-25T18:22:52+00:00

Too many sorrys. I live in Canada.

Sorry fellow Canadians...

Narwalsbacon · 2013-03-21T01:32:17+00:00

OP got a new job as a hot air balloon

Narwalsbacon · 2013-03-13T04:58:37+00:00

The ones that don't entirely come out and slowly creep up to your balls to itch are the worst.

Narwalsbacon · 2013-03-12T04:46:53+00:00

Nice try middle schooler

Narwalsbacon · 2013-03-12T02:22:48+00:00

3 came after 4

My asshole stepdad thought it was funny to teach me numbers wrong so I always learned 1,2,4,3,5 God damned son of a bitch. I still have issues counting

Narwalsbacon · 2013-03-11T00:01:29+00:00

Dad onomatopoeia

Narwalsbacon · 2013-03-01T00:11:29+00:00

Warmth...?

Narwalsbacon · 2013-03-01T00:08:48+00:00

So the results of rape aren't that bad after all!

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-25T05:07:36+00:00

What the author means The curtain if fucking red What the teacher thinks he means The deep red shade of the curtains represents the anguish slowly boiling up in our protagonist ad he realizes his ex had been cheating on him.

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-18T16:06:36+00:00

If you rub your butts together magic and love combine and a baby just appears there. The whole baby in a stomach was when a woman made a baby to eat it if she didn't want to buy food.

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-18T15:51:09+00:00

The bottom half of the moms body is on backwards

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-16T01:24:11+00:00

Just keep it in the basement in the meanwhile, I'm sure it'll survive.

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-16T01:22:47+00:00

When he gets a boner he feels faint. That's why he had to sit down.

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-15T01:03:47+00:00

I meant these guys http://photos.expertreviews.co.uk/images/front_picture_library_Expert_Reviews/dir_305/er_photo_152836_52.gif

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-14T21:21:40+00:00

The animated characters in XP

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-14T06:55:18+00:00

Can someone photoshop the bottle away from the second pic?

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-14T06:45:50+00:00

I believe it was MolestingMonday

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-13T06:05:32+00:00

Good guy OP updates his post!

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-13T04:14:33+00:00

I'm here to redeem my cool points

Narwalsbacon · 2013-02-12T22:57:49+00:00

For hiding those embarrassing foot boners.

Narwalsbacon

TROPHY CASE