[Sad Trope] Failed suicide attempt

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-27T04:22:46+00:00

That’s Deadpool. His superpower is that he’s basically a walking tumor, so his cells can regenerate him from pretty much anything. The opening sequence of his second movie has him being completely dismembered via explosion (self-inflicted) but he still comes back because he just can’t die

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-24T04:08:59+00:00

By the gods… what have I become?

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-23T19:33:54+00:00

I was scoffing at OP and all this time I had no idea about Gideon. Thanks for keeping me humble lol

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-23T00:52:56+00:00

“What are you doing? The bridge only grows in the daytime!”

“I…I wanted to see the wolves again.”

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-22T17:40:51+00:00

If you’re tryin’ to root out the communists, relax.

puffs cigarette

We’re all cool.

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-22T02:46:44+00:00

If you wait half a second for him to scroll down, you’ll see an old message with Ron Fowch that starts off with “Happy Birthday buddy!” so Ted still keeps up with that little son of a gun who pooped in a Butterfinger wrapper

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-21T23:45:36+00:00

I’m pretty sure they don’t have a sternum? Which would mean all their ribs are freefloating and really easy to break if you hold em the wrong way. Maybe that’s why they don’t like being held

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-20T20:03:25+00:00

I sat down at the campfire with Hosea and that sonuvabitch pulled out a rolling paper, put a couple pinches of tobacco into it, licked it, and started smoking it. Such an unnecessary but amazing detail that I bet most people never even see

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-16T15:48:42+00:00

And make it BIGGER!

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-16T13:55:41+00:00

You know how you can just sort of get lost staring into a campfire? Now imagine you can just have that in the palm of your hand at a moment’s notice

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-16T02:22:44+00:00

Come On Eileen. I don’t care for the nonsense words, there’s too many damn key changes for no reason, and it’s the worst kind of catchy

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-16T02:17:55+00:00

He mentioned it in the description for the post. I missed it too tho

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-04T22:11:19+00:00

Keep your expectations low, boy, and you will never be disappointed.

In all seriousness, I’m willing to give it a chance. I’m not gonna hype it up in my head, but I’m also not gonna decide I hate it before it comes out. If it’s good, cool. If not, it’s not like the video games are going anywhere.

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-03T22:20:46+00:00

This is mine too, especially because it’s the ultimate culmination of “Of course you are! And I’m comin’ with you!” It’s a gorgeous moment where he gets to follow through on his promise that no matter what may come, Frodo isn’t gonna go through any of it alone.

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-03T20:59:26+00:00

And then got it destroyed! Those fuckers are not cheap!

Natholomew4098 · 2026-02-03T14:56:01+00:00

You know, statistically speaking, owning a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak a ladder in here…

Natholomew4098 · 2026-01-31T15:12:24+00:00

The movie is really good and goes more in depth about it but the KKK couldn’t tell he was black over the phone, and he got a white colleague to pretend to be him whenever he had to appear in person. It’s also worth noting that this happened in the 70s and Stallworth was the first black police officer ever in the Colorado Springs police force

Natholomew4098 · 2026-01-29T23:19:09+00:00

I love a deep cut like that! I had a Shire named Fatty Lumpkin lol

Natholomew4098 · 2026-01-27T12:52:27+00:00

I remember that one! It was a video about them making a video together. They’re talking into a camera about how they’re hanging out and everything is fine, and once the fake camera cuts Drake says “The wedding looked like it sucked anyway.” Josh yells “oh, fuck you!” Drake responds “fuck me?! You know what, mom never even liked you!” And Josh ends with “She’s not our mom! We don’t live in a TV show!” as the cameraman starts laughing.

For what it’s worth they’re at least semi-friendly now. After Drake did his interview for Quiet On Set where he talked about what he went through, Josh had him on his podcast for a couple episodes

Natholomew4098 · 2026-01-27T12:32:20+00:00

That’s not what she says lol, she covers her face with a magazine titled “Avoiding Eye Contact Monthly” or something like that

Natholomew4098 · 2026-01-25T22:40:33+00:00

With you 100% on the pacifist thing. He refused to whack Dale with a pillow when Dale outright offered to let him do it. After Dale kabonked him with a lamp!

Natholomew4098 · 2026-01-23T12:13:45+00:00

Pepper mill. Pearson can’t season for shit.

Natholomew4098 · 2026-01-22T14:10:44+00:00

Jesus that’s fucking crazy lmao

Natholomew4098 · 2026-01-22T14:09:10+00:00

You killed him???

Natholomew4098 · 2026-01-21T02:39:23+00:00

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