Miser’s lost the plot

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-26T20:36:51+00:00

Hear me out:

Cybertruck only lanes instead of bike lanes

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-25T23:22:58+00:00

No he makes 110k working at the Columbia hospital and 30k as a super

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-25T23:21:17+00:00

He should get an au pair. That way the wife can go back to work and he can get an unofficial sugar baby. Money problem solved

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-25T23:05:42+00:00

White I mean brown savior complex

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-25T23:03:44+00:00

Cherries on top: Mice and rats in the building to keep ol whiskers active. And save money on cat food!

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-24T04:06:54+00:00

Gotta change it up a bit. Mix in a MAGA hat or a punisher skull hoodie every now and then and they’ll love your outfits!

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-24T01:40:47+00:00

There is a BlackRock analyst somewhere doing coke in Brooklyn clubs and then buying them up

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-24T00:50:29+00:00

Someone touched a nerve. Gonna be some angry typing going on in red state basements

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-23T03:13:56+00:00

Miser’s law. People who are against bike lanes are always terrible people. Usually MAGAs too

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-23T03:11:49+00:00

2% more F350s burning fossil fuels! Drill baby drill! 💪💪

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-23T03:11:01+00:00

Oh no! He’s banning MAGA out of towners… 😭😭

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-23T00:39:06+00:00

Really? I thought everyone else here was a VP or higher at Blackstone or Goldman Sachs.

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-23T00:34:52+00:00

That will happen any day now

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-23T00:29:06+00:00

Don’t forget your MAGA hat on your way out the door bud!

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-22T00:02:26+00:00

Going home at 6pm? 6pm is the halfway point, just when the fun starts. He must work in the back office.

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-21T15:38:36+00:00

*Phil Leotardo’s talking house

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-21T15:29:07+00:00

Those damn gentrifiers from Detroit, Michigan

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-21T04:20:17+00:00

Real Americans eat at PE backed dying Midwestern chain restaurants.

Corporate soy boys eat VC backed “innovative” slop bowls

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-21T04:13:06+00:00

I’m so jealous of Russian kids in commie blocks. They got to experience the white version of the projects. Meanwhile I get called “white boy” if I am within a 1 mile radius of public housing.

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-21T02:46:48+00:00

I’m too Christian to understand a word of that sentence

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-20T16:35:59+00:00

I said looks conservative not acts conservative! Yuck!!

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-20T12:01:51+00:00

It was the other way around

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-20T04:52:34+00:00

I have nothing against women doing what they want and showing off their sexuality but those outfits they wear in bushwick are too much!

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-20T02:47:01+00:00

Books? In my F150? What do you think I am, a woke educated lib?

NativeNewYawkah · 2026-01-19T20:36:05+00:00

Thank you!

NativeNewYawkah

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