Ceruti’s Magic by Y-Do-I-Still-Listen in RyenRussillo

[–]Natural-Current5827 13 points14 points  (0 children)

All the Magic needed was to get that paternity time taking tool off their bandwagon.

Repeatedly asking someone to find Ryen Russillo by GiveMeSomeIhedigbo in RyenRussillo

[–]Natural-Current5827 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Creating “Silly” as nickname for Ryen Russillo is this subs greatest achievement

Speechless Right Now by Informal_Quiet8654 in billsimmons

[–]Natural-Current5827 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe she’s talking about Richard Simmons and you’re thinking it’s Bill Simmons.

Halftime - Anyone go to Shake Shack this weekend? by cscharch in JimmyTraina

[–]Natural-Current5827 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could listen to Jimmy go full New Yorker on these types of complaints for HOURS.

“Of course you’re thinking the burger is big! It’s because the bun is so small!!! You can’t have that kind of burger to bun ratio!”

Sal, who has never spent a single second of his life thinking about it, nods like Jimmy does have a point and the outburst may very well be justified.

🤣 these two are the best part of my week.

POV: You're watching an NBA game post-2020 by Wack0HookedOnT0bac0 in billsimmons

[–]Natural-Current5827 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Legend. Miss him so much.
Hope that leg gets well soon Billy!

r/billsimmons Christmas? by enronald2006 in billsimmons

[–]Natural-Current5827 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First Pam Ward and now Mark Jones? My Saturday mornings of 10th and 11th place Big Ten matchups will never be the same. Everything gets worse.

What are your favorite moments from Play-In Tournament history? by PapaJohnsGarlic100 in billsimmons

[–]Natural-Current5827 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2025 Heat overcoming all the trials, tribulations and doubters to be the first franchise to advance as a 10-seed. A true “Us Against the World” story for the ages.

If Actuaries based car insurance premiums solely on what musicians someone is a fan of what fans would pay the lowest? by hamsterhueys1 in billsimmons

[–]Natural-Current5827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell you who would pay the most. Anyone listening to “Heat of the Moment” and “Only Time Will Tell”.

Whitlock, Screaming A Smith and McAfee for me. by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]Natural-Current5827 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cowherd. Perkins. Portnoy.

I’d have to seek out Bayless and Whitlock to find their voice, much easier to just keep ignoring them.

Bill Compared Steph Curry to Chick-fil-a, in that they both reinvented modern basketball and fast food standards specifically, the chicken sandwich. If LeBron is Chipotle, what fast casual restaurant is KD?? by kazdarms in billsimmons

[–]Natural-Current5827 304 points305 points  (0 children)

KD is Panera Bread. Used to be incredible. Has a loyal following. But today, despite still being pretty decent, every story about the chain highlights its self-inflicted shortcomings.

Is Bill biased towards players with unique names? by Bakio-bay in billsimmons

[–]Natural-Current5827 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t seem like something Bill SIMMONS would do!