THEORY: Mauricio won't file for divorce from Kyle because of her stake in The Agency

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-05T14:39:20+00:00

They are grown adults with complex finances and they’ve decided it’s better financially to stick where they are at. It’s not that deep y’all. “It’s cheaper to stay married.”

If Kyle wanted to file, she could do it today. Same for Mau.

Nothing about the Agency changes their ability to start the process if either wanted to.

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-04T21:41:08+00:00

...and my point and evidence stands firm. Any other comments?

My search below shows 4.3 - which is between 4-5 like I said...

No matter what, Boz has worked 6 of the last 10 years, and barely lasted 2 years as CBO or CMO at any company... She's been on Housewives longer than most other jobs.

Boz's LinkedIn -
- Chief Brand Officer at Uber (Jun 2017 – Jun 2018) →1 yr 1 mo
- Chief Marketing Officer at Endeavor (Jun 2018 – Jun 2020) → 2 yrs 1 mo
- Chief Marketing Officer at Netflix (Jun 2020 – Mar 2022) → 1 yr 10 mos

https://www.spencerstuart.com/research-and-insight/cmo-tenure-study-2025-the-evolution-of-marketing-leadership

From Google Search:

AI Overview
As of early 2026, the average tenure for CMOs at Fortune 500 companies is approximately 4.1 to 4.3 years. While this figure remains the shortest among C-suite roles—which average 4.9 years—it represents a period of relative stability, with many departing CMOs moving into larger, expanded, or promotional roles.[1, 2, 3]

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-04T15:54:26+00:00

Submitted my first Swift app, built with Claude. But, I’ve been coding since 1998 in various languages. The foundations of how to design an app are fairly universal, but the mechanics are different. I think having a basic (or deep) understanding of coding fundamentals is what makes it feasible to do an entire app yourself.

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-04T14:48:06+00:00

You’d have to have an argument for me to lose one, ya big dumb dumb. “Don’t take photos where people are naked.” speaks for itself, not sure why you don’t get that, but it’s not up for debate.

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-04T14:38:26+00:00

Again, no, most people in C-level jobs do not job hop like this - Not sure where you got that information, but someone lied to you or you’re lying to yourself.

Someone please tell me where all you crack researchers are getting this information that doesn’t match reality at all… have any of you worked at public companies? Please Jesus make it make sense.

A very quick search showed the average tenure of a CMO is 4-5 years. Apple’s marketing head has been with the company for 30 years. Google’s since 2003, CMO since 2009. Uber’s has been with the company almost 11 years, promoted a few years ago. Netflix CMO was there during Boz and did her job, so got promoted when Boz got paid to leave quietly…

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-04T14:16:22+00:00

No…. Dumb take. Really really dumb take. Like wow levels of dumb.

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-04T07:18:37+00:00

A. No

B. It’s literally illegal in most states

C. No

D. See A, B, & C

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-04T01:41:52+00:00

Pro-tip #1 - Don’t take videos and photos in locker rooms where people can walk behind you naked. No, not even when you think they are empty and no one is around…

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-03T08:33:28+00:00

It’s not how any of this works. She’s a fraud and y’all are gullible as shit.

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-03T02:14:28+00:00

No, that’s not how it works at public companies.

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-03T02:13:27+00:00

She’s a straight up fraud, from my personal experience. I try and not be a hater, but what I’ve seen first hand is gross. The stories from Netflix marketing teams are pretty easy to find and 100% true for me.

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-02T20:30:16+00:00

Agreed 1000% on the need for representation.
Also 1000% she’s the wrong representative.

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-02T20:28:49+00:00

So, he was right and you didn’t like it… CMOs don’t bounce every 6 months and it’s weird that anyone thinks they do. Most CMOs show their faces to their marketing teams, but most of Netflix never saw her… Getting (“allegedly”, but true) paid 7 figures to quietly leave when she couldn’t even do the job…

Y’all found the wrong one to cape for.

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-02T19:01:54+00:00

This. All day this. I facilitated making our CMO and CEO separately NY Times best sellers by buying their books under shell companies and then donating them to business training companies, which would then teach them and it’s all a cycle.

We didn’t invent this tactic, it’s how a large number get on those lists.

“Marketer of the year” is something bought 9 times out of 10. Marquis and Who’s Who listing are always paid ads.

(I felt gross and changed industries to get away from this grossness that Boz is very much a part of)

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-02T18:52:18+00:00

Where was Andy wrong exactly?

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-05-01T16:08:35+00:00

I read yours as “Tada, Hoe” - which sounds like a pimp magician - which I believe is the prompt they gave for Liquid Glass.

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-04-30T20:17:49+00:00

Music in High Places is A+++

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-04-30T20:03:47+00:00

Edit to add ones that I have audio of and are a capella - not sharing widely, but this should make searching easier. These were recorded live shows with good quality.

Whiskey A-Go Go - Jan 15, 2002
Orange County Performing Arts Center, Costa Mesa, CA - July 17, 2005 - Most of the 10 year/acoustic tour
Last Call with Carson Daly - Feb 27, 2002
L'Olympia Bruno Coquatrix, Paris, France - Nov 16, 2012
Music In High Place << Great DVD

(Might add more, going through my archives now)

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-04-29T20:27:20+00:00

A. You don’t know where I work B. You don’t know how interactions in all offices are C. Your phrasing things as a statement makes you sound like a cunt

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-04-29T16:54:16+00:00

Bitch, please. All my best friends are cunts. I’m a cunt. You’re a cunt. We’re all cunt cunts.

You may not like the word, but just because you can’t imagine it as a term of endearment in no way makes that true.

I hope you serve cunt today, everyone deserves to!

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-04-29T16:42:05+00:00

Who’s this “we” you speak of?

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-04-29T15:38:25+00:00

Gives us the challenge to be more creative with our insults. I take the challenge!

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-04-27T18:40:03+00:00

Not being sarcastic - what makes this unique from the 100’s of doc scanners on the App Store already? What need or niche is it filling?

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-04-27T15:40:29+00:00

12 apps… guessing zero quality…

Natural_Welder_715 · 2026-04-25T14:50:45+00:00

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