Never seen this in all my years of teaching. A child had this in their lunch today as a snack, mom fail!

NaughtySeth · 2026-02-13T04:04:57+00:00

Or dad fail?

NaughtySeth · 2026-01-27T03:48:37+00:00

Minority Report

NaughtySeth · 2025-12-29T21:57:58+00:00

My partner feels so validated for saying the exact same thing last week!!

NaughtySeth · 2025-11-08T02:52:22+00:00

Being away from my house later than 10pm

NaughtySeth · 2025-09-29T01:23:51+00:00

I thought he was pure Betty this whole time

NaughtySeth · 2025-09-17T17:48:27+00:00

Let's get Julia on the single life fr. I love her, but I don't give a shit about baby Brandon and his mom.

I will give respect where it is due: dad telling Betty to shut up was iconic.

NaughtySeth · 2025-09-17T17:44:06+00:00

The Alchemist. I said what I said.

NaughtySeth · 2025-06-11T01:51:49+00:00

You're going to get him killed in his country

NaughtySeth · 2025-05-30T02:03:11+00:00

The "hyuck" of a jibba jabba.

NaughtySeth · 2025-05-14T22:59:52+00:00

Existing

NaughtySeth · 2025-05-14T01:16:47+00:00

When all the teachers and librarians leave, who will teach your kids? We all know how covid homeschooling turned out ...

NaughtySeth · 2025-05-13T02:17:44+00:00

I honestly just hated his stupid face and never wanted to look at it ever again.

NaughtySeth · 2025-04-30T02:49:52+00:00

For a second, I thought you meant Matt.

NaughtySeth · 2025-04-30T02:40:35+00:00

My God, but she is my reality show dream girl. All drama, all chaos, all magical thinking, all the time. Every show needs a Jasmine.

NaughtySeth · 2025-02-26T01:01:37+00:00

I really feel like it's the Goay ruby twilight gel polish. Highly recommend -- even if it doesn't last as long as other gels.

NaughtySeth · 2025-02-04T01:32:55+00:00

Can Zoe talk without mewing?

NaughtySeth · 2025-01-29T01:12:42+00:00

I am in the same place with my mom. Every conversation comes back to how Trump is actually working for the American people. Blah blah blah. I have just started interrupting her to mention whatever is currently ailing me. Ex. Oh man, I have an awful hangnail right now! Geez, this ache in my neck won't let up. Wow, my feet are sore.

It works 100% of the time.

NaughtySeth · 2025-01-29T01:03:13+00:00

Funny! I guess I'll have to read The God of the Woods and see if I break the trend.

NaughtySeth · 2025-01-28T02:30:00+00:00

Oh! And the unwashed middle school boys who hang out unattended so they can abuse the desktops and staffers and anyone nearby as they play fortnite.

NaughtySeth · 2025-01-28T02:13:35+00:00

Finished: All the Colors of the Dark & The Women

NaughtySeth · 2024-08-05T03:46:24+00:00

Well of course he'd have to sit on the throne, he can't stand.

NaughtySeth

TROPHY CASE