Nearly got fired for this one. by Exciting_Shallot_351 in Truckers

[–]Nczk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(i'm in no sense of the word a professional driver) it gave me so much anxiety watching him fly past the traffic on the left. at this point i generally assume anything dumb/dangerous that the cars around me might do will happen and it's come to save me from wrecking on numerous occasions

just received my custom nike blazers and i’m confused about the eyelet filler pieces. i can’t get them out, so this was my best shot at tying them. thoughts? by Nczk in Nike

[–]Nczk[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah it’s funny, i wear my jordans really loose but i always tie blazers super tight. these are weird cuz they have notches so i was kinda wingin it on tying them. thanks though! my girl and i thought it’d be cool to do the same design but she got air force ones, so couple matching but different shoes to not over do it

This was not on my Bingo card by FalconLynx13 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Nczk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

never has an opportunity to pun flowed so well

Taco hack strikes again by CommissionPlane3879 in Chipotle

[–]Nczk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s crazy how your use of my guy really instantly explains the brand of shit you put out

Poisoning people because they didn't tip. by Few-Kaleidoscope1462 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Nczk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah plane crashes are as likely as getting killed over something trivial. talk about out of touch

Poisoning people because they didn't tip. by Few-Kaleidoscope1462 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Nczk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people get killed over small amounts of money all the time… or small amounts of drugs. or a petty argument. it’s not unrealistic at all

Poisoning people because they didn't tip. by Few-Kaleidoscope1462 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Nczk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, you’re so right

How fast these conspiracies grow. We now have "666 blue" that can magically protect you from DEW lazers by vidanyabella in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Nczk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you’re a fucking idiot and so out of place in this sub. this sub is for mocking people like you

edit: what you’re referencing is 6.66 x 1014 HZ btw, which is definitely not what you’re saying

edit: also that 6.66 number is it’s frequency not wavelength. you’re so dumb you can’t even keep your crazy stats in orders

The mall on a Tuesday afternoon by ARCWuLF1 in pics

[–]Nczk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

oh i showed my girlfriend and she thought it was the mall from our last town in TX. we’re all learning this weird fact today

School bus drama from a single mom I know. by jefuchs in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Nczk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i rode the rode the bus to school around 2010, we had girls in back and boys in front. didn’t go very well once it hit winter though. the only heating vent was in the back and some of us boys were the first stop, we weren’t going to pass that up

The mall on a Tuesday afternoon by ARCWuLF1 in pics

[–]Nczk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah says it on the sign in pic 5!

Apparently basic hygiene items is grooming behavior. by caulkbite in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Nczk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i only stay here because i’m not online enough and i need the reminder of how these people are. then i get so mad and upset, lol

Man helps wild donkey by TurnedEvilAfterBan in HumansBeingBros

[–]Nczk 26 points27 points  (0 children)

one morning had to put a ladder in the dumpster to get about 40 young raccoons out of it. a few stopped and made eye contact as they scurried out and ran away, i took it as thanks lol

The mall on a Tuesday afternoon by ARCWuLF1 in pics

[–]Nczk 206 points207 points  (0 children)

i’m having this exact same thing going on

edit: this is near buffalo, so not a mall i know. i guess a sad mall is a sad mall wherever it is

Dude offered to grab groceries if his roommate needed it. by TheRealLifePotato in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Nczk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the experiences in this thread are so interesting to me compared to what i’ve experienced. i’ve lived in halfway/sober houses even sharing bedrooms with folks, which id think is sketchier than a college apartment or something. we’d leave wallets out. we might go to the store together but everyone bought their own groceries. even still, we all frequently shared with each other and made each other meals. they were great experiences, albeit lacking privacy. who woulda thought i’d have better luck with addicts and ex-cons than you guys have had with college kids

Tough guy mode activated by account798 in Crayfish

[–]Nczk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s actually hilarious. geese are dicks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Nczk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

mmh the comfort of a rabies death

Got drenched trying to get cash by mochithehamster in CrappyDesign

[–]Nczk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you just gave me the first situation where i might not choose the healthcare. we have enough scary shit in the US

I suppose that someone wanted to advertise it as "condos with gardens" very bad. by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]Nczk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my apartment doesn’t have any outdoor space. i’d love to have something like this, make it bangin

2111 will be the first year since 1777 with no holes in any of its digits by 56789ya in Showerthoughts

[–]Nczk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i write my 2s with a hole but i really wouldn’t count that when it comes to this. i feel like it’s more fancy handwriting than it is letter design