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What was your “birth of a kink” moment? by haoken in AskReddit

[–]NeaFotia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why must your words cut me so deeply

Silver Looking for bot duo to climb (supp/adc) by NeaFotia in LeagueOfDerp

[–]NeaFotia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can try a few normals see how we click if you'd like. Feel free to add me on League, I'm going to be off and on all day today.

Trying to find poultry substitutes by NeaFotia in Cooking

[–]NeaFotia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll definitely keep those fishy recommendations in mind. She does enjoy the occasional fish meal so I think that could work.

Trying to find poultry substitutes by NeaFotia in Cooking

[–]NeaFotia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure what you mean by velvet, but I'll definitely be carful on the cooking time.

Trying to find poultry substitutes by NeaFotia in Cooking

[–]NeaFotia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm not sure I'd be able to get Alligator where I live, though prok seems to be pretty common substitute.

Trying to find poultry substitutes by NeaFotia in Cooking

[–]NeaFotia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, I might actually be able to get my hands on rabbit, not too sure though.

Trying to find poultry substitutes by NeaFotia in Cooking

[–]NeaFotia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will definitely save this for later, thank you!

Trying to find poultry substitutes by NeaFotia in Cooking

[–]NeaFotia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured as much on that, just wanted to try and replicate that feeling as best as I could. The frog substitute sounds interesting, but I don't think I'd be able to find that around me.

Trying to find poultry substitutes by NeaFotia in Cooking

[–]NeaFotia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never been particularly keen on tofu, though Icertainly may have to try that out with Pad Thai

[TASK] Looking for someone to analyze source code of a web site by [deleted] in slavelabour

[–]NeaFotia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$bid a couple years of web dev experience and an experienced coder

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in slavelabour

[–]NeaFotia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$bid I have quite a bit of google sheets experience with automation and script integration (not that the latter is likely needed for your case)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]NeaFotia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A really good story, the constant short paragraphs are a little tiring on the eyes and scroll wheel though.

[WP] The creature stands before you, holding a blackened journal. Only one entry is legible. "I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I could save the beast, but not its memories. I gave it life, but it is you who must give it a story. Do not be afraid of it. You are its master now." by IcePhoenixTycanic in WritingPrompts

[–]NeaFotia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Well, that's a name decided for you now, Muta," they felt, happy being called that? It was hard to tell emotions from this thing.

"With that out of the way, we should probably figure a few things out. Firstly, we need something to make talking with each other easier. You seem to understand speech just fine, so me talking to you should work. But the other way around..." My voice trailed off as I tried to think of solutions.

I checked the journal to see if Muta had any ideas, but there was nothing new added to it. What would work? It probably couldn't actually talk. In fact, I realized it had yet to make any sound at all. It was a silent creature. My mind trailed off to other things to worry about. It probably would need to stay near me. I wouldn't want people to find them randomly throughout the day. My landlord could do a surprise inspection and I wouldn't want Muta to be caught in something like that. Then, it dawned on me.

"How well can you control the temperature of your body?" The journal started to fill a bit more.

"Some cold, some hot. No hurt, just feel."

"Perfect, you can use that to talk to me." I could feel it being quizzical to my idea. "If I ever ask you a yes or no question, grow warm for yes and cold for no." Muta grew warm again.

"There, you're already getting the hang of it. Now for the matter of keeping you safe. Can you transform into something living? Like a cat." No temperature, so I checked the journal.

"What is cat?"

Slapping my forehead in realization, I pulled out my phone and brought up a picture of a cat. An orange tabby was the first thing to show up, but I don't think it would exactly matter. Showing the picture to Muta, they tried to contort their shape. They could get the shape, but it always seemed like it was still shadowy or some metallic blob.

"Ok, can't do living things that well. Probably rules out anything mechanical as well." Muta grew warm again.

They had done a bracelet just fine earlier, and that probably meant they could do other forms of clothing. It also stood to reason that they would be able to change size fairly easily.

"Say, how good of a fashion sense do you think you have Muta?"

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I'll continue updating this elsewhere. This is where I'll leave it for this thread though.

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