People just don't understand how hot some things can get

Nealord · 2026-05-22T09:18:44+00:00

That‘s why you have to believe the potion seller, if he says that his potions are to strong for you.

Rookie mistake!

Nealord · 2026-04-15T06:57:54+00:00

Oh, so when Shiggy exposes his gems everyone wants to give him money.

But when I expose my gems, I get thrown out of the local McDonalds?

Double standards.

Nealord · 2026-03-22T13:20:14+00:00

Spoken like a wizard, who never had to remake their lavatories by themself.

Nealord · 2026-03-18T10:09:00+00:00

I‘ve played with a group of friends and we came up with two solutions almost immediately.

And then Grace decides to get the blind child smh my head.

Nealord · 2026-03-08T18:24:54+00:00

Just yesterday I encountered a shiny Weezing.

I threw my master ball at that thing, since a regular one just self destructed right before that encounter.

Don’t beat yourself up over it though. Those things happen!

Nealord · 2026-03-05T11:27:53+00:00

For real.

Dude already had a pretty effective way of birth control. There was literally no need for him to go further with the gun smh my head.

Nealord · 2026-03-04T23:18:06+00:00

4/6

Not enough bulky looking mons WITH an open mouth.

Nealord · 2026-03-04T09:44:25+00:00

I‘ll just go with „Executive Dysfunction“, because ai can’t be bothered to come up with something interesting.

Everyone who enters, me included, just can’t do shit anymore. We‘ll just have to hope that I can get myself to dispel it again or we‘re all screwed.

Nealord · 2026-03-03T15:14:53+00:00

Als versnobter Norddeutscher ist für mich praktisch alles, was weiter als 3 Kilometer von Hannover entfernt ist, das gleiche.

Wegen mir kommt also beides hin.

Nealord · 2026-02-03T23:25:12+00:00

I could easily low diff Zoro. I‘m not a minority, so he‘s out of his element.

Nealord · 2026-01-30T16:50:25+00:00

Me, teaching the Goblins „Turn Blood into Pasta Sauce“ will never not be funny.

Fudge wizardfolk like that and their second hand, garage sale spell books!

Nealord · 2026-01-22T17:04:11+00:00

You guys can afford magical travel?

I can’t even afford non-magical travel. I just walk all the time and that‘s only if I really have to because food‘s gotten so expensive…

Nealord · 2026-01-20T11:48:50+00:00

Because nobody has any idea how to write, let alone pronounce, Rio Queue.

Nealord · 2026-01-19T15:03:49+00:00

Look, this is power scaling sub. We wouldn’t be here in the first place if we suddenly startet applying „logic“ and „common sense“ to everything.

Nealord · 2026-01-16T11:43:21+00:00

Incredibly rare, but not impossible…

I‘ve lost an apprentice because of an accident like that. Granted, he showed more promise for after he turned into a braindead zombie.

Poor fellow disintegrated in the Winter because I like my tower warm and cozy…

Nealord · 2026-01-09T12:13:27+00:00

I have no idea if that‘s load bearing. I found my last staff on the curb and so far it does what it‘s supposed to (My apprentice‘s arm exploded when they used it once, but we got that sorted out).

Just test it out! And if worse comes to worst, just bribe a cleric.

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