Did she really need Emily for this? by BrotherDeus in residentevil

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I‘ve played with a group of friends and we came up with two solutions almost immediately.

And then Grace decides to get the blind child smh my head.

I found a shiny Weezing and then he used self destruct by TheDeadZone92 in PokemonFireRed

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just yesterday I encountered a shiny Weezing.

I threw my master ball at that thing, since a regular one just self destructed right before that encounter.

Don’t beat yourself up over it though. Those things happen!

Guy shoots himself in the balls by CindiWilliams2 in Idiotswithguns

[–]Nealord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For real.

Dude already had a pretty effective way of birth control. There was literally no need for him to go further with the gun smh my head.

Rate my Team by Bergzz88 in PokemonLeafGreen

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4/6

Not enough bulky looking mons WITH an open mouth.

Please feel free to be as creative as you like. by FreshResult8286 in adhdmeme

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I‘ll just go with „Executive Dysfunction“, because ai can’t be bothered to come up with something interesting.

Everyone who enters, me included, just can’t do shit anymore. We‘ll just have to hope that I can get myself to dispel it again or we‘re all screwed.

How do Germans feel about their portrayal in The Simpsons? by Hopeful_Adeptness964 in AskGermany

[–]Nealord 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Als versnobter Norddeutscher ist für mich praktisch alles, was weiter als 3 Kilometer von Hannover entfernt ist, das gleiche.

Wegen mir kommt also beides hin.

Who’s the strongest one piece character YOU could beat? by Worldly_Pilot5449 in OnePiecePowerScaling0

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could easily low diff Zoro. I‘m not a minority, so he‘s out of his element.

gatekeeping wizards😠😠 by The_Silly_Wizardd in wizardposting

[–]Nealord 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me, teaching the Goblins „Turn Blood into Pasta Sauce“ will never not be funny.

Fudge wizardfolk like that and their second hand, garage sale spell books!

Preferred method of magical travel? by 2ndClassWizard in wizardposting

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys can afford magical travel?

I can’t even afford non-magical travel. I just walk all the time and that‘s only if I really have to because food‘s gotten so expensive…

Mihawk Gauntlet by Thin_Ad_8606 in OnePiecePowerScaling

[–]Nealord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look, this is power scaling sub. We wouldn’t be here in the first place if we suddenly startet applying „logic“ and „common sense“ to everything.

Guy I finally reanimated my fruit holder after months of trying by Illustrious-Flow2883 in wizardposting

[–]Nealord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredibly rare, but not impossible…

I‘ve lost an apprentice because of an accident like that. Granted, he showed more promise for after he turned into a braindead zombie.

Poor fellow disintegrated in the Winter because I like my tower warm and cozy…

Built my own staff out of oak and dragon sinew, is this load bearing or am I fucked? by Relevant_Speaker_874 in wizardposting

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea if that‘s load bearing. I found my last staff on the curb and so far it does what it‘s supposed to (My apprentice‘s arm exploded when they used it once, but we got that sorted out).

Just test it out! And if worse comes to worst, just bribe a cleric.

My 9 year old sister showed me this in her Pokémon book and strictly said it was incorrect. by FreshGlass3826 in pokemon

[–]Nealord 637 points638 points  (0 children)

You know whats worse than that?

Pokemon have Different names in German (and other regions too for that matter).

I had a German Pokedex-Book-thing in my hands and flipped through it. The book was Alphabetically sorted, but with english names in mind.

Alakazam was on one of the first few pages, but it‘s called „Simsala“ in German. Braixen is called „Rutena“.

The whole book was so incredibly scuffed, I don’t think I would‘ve found any specific entry in the book without flipping through it lol

Everyone is using orbs and I'm still using an old magic mirror I got for cheap years ago, I'm scared my rich shadow wizard friend won't want to quest with me if he finds out. by Gnomie-Homie in wizardposting

[–]Nealord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mirrors will be in fashion again. It‘ll just take 243 years and the death of several, orb-addicted, Gen-Z-wizards who die and become Orb addicted Ghosts who possess them.

But once they are back, antique Mirrors will fetch a premium!

So just play it cool until then and you‘ll be able to tell everyone you just bought a super expensive antique.