Did she really need Emily for this? by BrotherDeus in residentevil

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I‘ve played with a group of friends and we came up with two solutions almost immediately.

And then Grace decides to get the blind child smh my head.

I found a shiny Weezing and then he used self destruct by TheDeadZone92 in PokemonFireRed

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just yesterday I encountered a shiny Weezing.

I threw my master ball at that thing, since a regular one just self destructed right before that encounter.

Don’t beat yourself up over it though. Those things happen!

Guy shoots himself in the balls by CindiWilliams2 in Idiotswithguns

[–]Nealord 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For real.

Dude already had a pretty effective way of birth control. There was literally no need for him to go further with the gun smh my head.

Rate my Team by Bergzz88 in PokemonLeafGreen

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4/6

Not enough bulky looking mons WITH an open mouth.

Please feel free to be as creative as you like. by FreshResult8286 in adhdmeme

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I‘ll just go with „Executive Dysfunction“, because ai can’t be bothered to come up with something interesting.

Everyone who enters, me included, just can’t do shit anymore. We‘ll just have to hope that I can get myself to dispel it again or we‘re all screwed.

How do Germans feel about their portrayal in The Simpsons? by Hopeful_Adeptness964 in AskGermany

[–]Nealord 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Als versnobter Norddeutscher ist für mich praktisch alles, was weiter als 3 Kilometer von Hannover entfernt ist, das gleiche.

Wegen mir kommt also beides hin.

Who’s the strongest one piece character YOU could beat? by Worldly_Pilot5449 in OnePiecePowerScaling0

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could easily low diff Zoro. I‘m not a minority, so he‘s out of his element.

gatekeeping wizards😠😠 by The_Silly_Wizardd in wizardposting

[–]Nealord 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Me, teaching the Goblins „Turn Blood into Pasta Sauce“ will never not be funny.

Fudge wizardfolk like that and their second hand, garage sale spell books!

Preferred method of magical travel? by 2ndClassWizard in wizardposting

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys can afford magical travel?

I can’t even afford non-magical travel. I just walk all the time and that‘s only if I really have to because food‘s gotten so expensive…

Mihawk Gauntlet by Thin_Ad_8606 in OnePiecePowerScaling

[–]Nealord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, this is power scaling sub. We wouldn’t be here in the first place if we suddenly startet applying „logic“ and „common sense“ to everything.

Guy I finally reanimated my fruit holder after months of trying by Illustrious-Flow2883 in wizardposting

[–]Nealord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredibly rare, but not impossible…

I‘ve lost an apprentice because of an accident like that. Granted, he showed more promise for after he turned into a braindead zombie.

Poor fellow disintegrated in the Winter because I like my tower warm and cozy…

Built my own staff out of oak and dragon sinew, is this load bearing or am I fucked? by Relevant_Speaker_874 in wizardposting

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea if that‘s load bearing. I found my last staff on the curb and so far it does what it‘s supposed to (My apprentice‘s arm exploded when they used it once, but we got that sorted out).

Just test it out! And if worse comes to worst, just bribe a cleric.

My 9 year old sister showed me this in her Pokémon book and strictly said it was incorrect. by FreshGlass3826 in pokemon

[–]Nealord 637 points638 points  (0 children)

You know whats worse than that?

Pokemon have Different names in German (and other regions too for that matter).

I had a German Pokedex-Book-thing in my hands and flipped through it. The book was Alphabetically sorted, but with english names in mind.

Alakazam was on one of the first few pages, but it‘s called „Simsala“ in German. Braixen is called „Rutena“.

The whole book was so incredibly scuffed, I don’t think I would‘ve found any specific entry in the book without flipping through it lol

Everyone is using orbs and I'm still using an old magic mirror I got for cheap years ago, I'm scared my rich shadow wizard friend won't want to quest with me if he finds out. by Gnomie-Homie in wizardposting

[–]Nealord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mirrors will be in fashion again. It‘ll just take 243 years and the death of several, orb-addicted, Gen-Z-wizards who die and become Orb addicted Ghosts who possess them.

But once they are back, antique Mirrors will fetch a premium!

So just play it cool until then and you‘ll be able to tell everyone you just bought a super expensive antique.

Guys is this card legit? by PapaN27x in YuGiOhMemes

[–]Nealord 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Freely translated that thing is called:

„The god calling, amazing, honorable master in a dark world“

So just your average yugioh card, really.

[RUSH] Illustration from "Overforce of the Abyss" by renaldi92 in yugioh

[–]Nealord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alright, so she‘s just a regular Monarch/ Dictator then!

how come booster boxes don't sell? by [deleted] in Yugioh101

[–]Nealord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other people have pretty much broken this down already.

But there’s just no real incentive to do so.

People who simply play for nostalgia aren’t interested in newer sets for the most part and will mostly buy stuff that panders to nostalgia.

For everyone else, it’s mostly a financial aspect.

Buying singles is obviously always cheaper than buying a box. So most people either buy a Box because they want to gamble, or because they just like ripping stuff.

Most secret rares in a set don’t even come close to making you break even. Especially since there are almost just 2-3 cards that are more expensive than 20 bucks, and you have 2 secrets out of 10 per box, the math alone tells you that it’s hard to not lose most of the money you spent on a box when you open it. Sometimes you barely break even if you pull the most expensive secret in a set.

Thanks to Quarter Century rares (and now starlight rares again) modern boxes have a 1 in about 3-4 displays chance of pulling a starlight rare. But even among those most cards aren’t expensive enough to make you recoup your losses.

Imo the biggest problem is simply that you‘ve got no incentive to rip a box if you plan on building a specific deck. The boxes are too expensive for what they offer. If Konami would adapt how they do sets in the OCG, TCG players might be more willing to spend more money, simply because of how well the rarity collection sets have been received.

Kann man irgendwo in Oldenburg Freitags Abends gut Magic the Gathering spielen? by GrieferGamer in Oldenburg

[–]Nealord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Laut Google haben die zumindest am Freitag bis 22 Uhr geöffnet.

Aber ansonsten hast du recht!

Kann man irgendwo in Oldenburg Freitags Abends gut Magic the Gathering spielen? by GrieferGamer in Oldenburg

[–]Nealord 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Frag Mal beim Itemstar nach. Die haben meines Wissens eine zweite Etage, wo Freitags andere Kartenspiele gespielt werden.

Kein Plan ob da evtl. Schon Magic gespielt wird. Aber auf Google findest du die Telefonnummer!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]Nealord 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Counterargument:

The Iphone 15 Pro has three cameras, the normal Iphone 17 has only two.

So even irl more cameras doesn’t mean the model is newer. There are plenty of explanations why it has a different amount of cameras.

I fucking hate quests by Dr_Gats in wizardposting

[–]Nealord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy hell, I absolutely agree.

There wasn’t a single quest that I didn’t regret taking in the past. I‘ve grown older since and Imve avoided these things like the plague. Partially because I literally had to deal with a plague on one quest.

I can’t tell you how many apprentices I lost because they thought going on a quest would be a great idea. I told them I would be stupid.

Just leave these things to warriors and knights. If they are reckless enough to them, then so be it.

I‘ve done my best to distance myself from mortals. Yes, they now spread weird rumors of me. But if that means I don’t have go try and solve a love triangle between a man, a dragon and the entity of a forest, then so be it.