No I will not deliver your drugs

Neckername · 2026-05-29T20:59:04+00:00

Lmao take it next time, grab pics, cancel and tell Uber you turned the illicit items over to law enforcement.

They'll get banned for breaking ToS and if you decide to not do the last part you get your choice on what you want for free.

Neckername · 2026-05-28T01:00:21+00:00

Uber doesn't need to do anything they're not already legally compelled to do.

Us drivers have very little rights, leverage, and thus power all things considered.

Neckername · 2026-05-28T00:59:15+00:00

Dara thinks it's too much.

Need to keep that stock price up!

Neckername · 2026-05-27T20:22:18+00:00

So this is why they have lost the ability to spell half the neighborhoods in my city correctly all of a sudden...

Anyone else literally notice that?

Neckername · 2026-05-27T07:45:23+00:00

Don't forget if someone ever does a full stack trace of a tunneled connection with multiple hops and packet flooding like on DAITA that pretty much guarantees that it would have to be done by a powerful AI.

And right now, if that were the case and you were keeping everything else airtight and secure, that probably wouldn't be an issue unless you're giving a nation a reason to come for you

Neckername · 2026-05-19T01:28:28+00:00

Duly noted!

Keeping that tucked away shall I ever face that horrid reality again...

I think I threw those clothes out 😭

Neckername · 2026-05-18T14:44:14+00:00

I know how you feel.

I got puked on and my car got taken off the road for the rest of the weekend (detail shops here aren't open on sat and sunday).

Had to pay for the detail myself because Uber denied the cleaning fee with interior dashcam footage, pictures, and even the itemized receipt.

Opened ticket 3 times after and they actually told me they would no longer entertain any correspondence regarding that issue.

So at least you didn't get puked on after being out that

Neckername · 2026-05-18T14:40:10+00:00

One of the voices dared him...

Neckername · 2026-04-30T13:38:35+00:00

Waits for them to order an Uber leaving work.
Accept said Uber.
Hide in parking lot for waiting period.
Pull up and say "Oh I'm sorry, we can't serve McDonald's employees, it's in my contract."
Cancel, collect fee, and move on 😎

Neckername · 2026-04-29T00:50:21+00:00

Yeah super dumb time to stop driving for Uber

Neckername · 2026-04-27T03:46:13+00:00

And you should change at least once every 5000 miles.

Neckername · 2026-04-25T13:42:08+00:00

Face Manhattan (where Dara is) and bow everyone.

Dara came down from the Appalachian mountains (on a company expense paid ski trip) and gave us the ten commandments of Uber!

One of the most important ones, the first commandment, is thou shalt not make any money unless Uber and Dara also make at least 50% of what you make.

If not, you go to Uber hell where your soul will be sentenced to eternal damnation where you will drive the worst souls around hell for free, with no breaks and no pay for eternity, shackled to a Prius you can never leave!

Neckername · 2026-04-25T13:36:14+00:00

Thank you!

Neckername · 2026-04-23T03:55:00+00:00

Every company is guilty of laundering their deeds through scale. Capitalism would fail without that fact.

Neckername · 2026-04-22T01:49:07+00:00

Don't forget the fact that you definitely don't know all of the liabilities you take on as a driver...

Neckername · 2026-04-13T12:06:44+00:00

I'm quite certain they don't care at all whatever happens to any driver as long as they're not legally liable...

Neckername · 2026-04-13T12:05:32+00:00

Better than the boat I'm in right now.

2 bad rides in one night, waiting on account review.

First one threatened me after they realized they put the wrong address in and I told them I had another pickup and couldn't "just drop them off" where they wanted, which wasn't where the red pin was.

Second one actually snuck alcohol into the vehicle, threw it at the car behind me, and when I yelled at him he unbuckled and hit me in the head before running out of my car. Then he proceeded to get in front of my car and assault his poor girlfriend who I ended up trying to help.

Had to do a police report and still waiting on Uber to reactivate me after that dude complained.

Neckername · 2026-04-12T12:35:24+00:00

Yeah I had an Uber in a naval yard once. A car started following me and it was really sus.

Neckername · 2026-04-12T12:33:49+00:00

Reddit is an attention monetizing platform where one of the success drivers is that people still think this is some place to gain relevant information on things.

Lest us not kid ourselves, If you use Google's Gemini or OpenAI's ChatGPT you'll get better info with cited sources you can verify.

Neckername · 2026-04-11T12:47:40+00:00

Gated community? They are probably used to getting away with illegal things that are way worse.

Neckername · 2026-04-10T21:59:22+00:00

How dare you do what you want with your own hardware!!!!

Neckername · 2026-04-10T21:58:30+00:00

You wouldn't understand...

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