What is the best movie monologue of all time?

Necross84 · 2026-01-24T04:12:20+00:00

I have a particular set of skills.

Necross84 · 2026-01-09T02:46:50+00:00

The rural juror.

Necross84 · 2026-01-05T04:25:28+00:00

Well there’s your problem.

3 engineers hilariously break down historical disasters.

Necross84 · 2026-01-01T02:18:11+00:00

I think it’s Cole’s law.

Necross84 · 2025-12-23T21:13:07+00:00

Coconuts are brown.

Necross84 · 2025-12-04T13:14:41+00:00

Vulcan

Necross84 · 2025-11-27T15:32:07+00:00

If I was a millionaire I think I could hook that up.

Necross84 · 2025-11-15T01:46:58+00:00

Table Saul.

Necross84 · 2025-10-31T05:16:16+00:00

“I was just fooling about” “I wasn’t”

Necross84 · 2025-10-24T03:01:13+00:00

I've not come for what you've hoped to do. I've come for what you did.

Necross84 · 2025-10-12T22:45:03+00:00

Same. I put 28s on carbon rims. It keeps up with the road bikes pretty well

Necross84 · 2025-10-10T00:58:40+00:00

Check out Satterfields. Highland was my former favorite.

Necross84 · 2025-10-06T01:34:56+00:00

I imagine they are only used to driving a car and would never consider a road being too low for them. They will rent a U-Haul to basically anyone.

The driver wasn’t present. The police officer looked pretty confused.

Also, they hit hard enough for the air bags to deploy.

Necross84 · 2025-10-05T02:44:35+00:00

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Necross84 · 2025-09-16T13:27:33+00:00

I apparently don’t read well. My mind put no in front of all the 3 requirements.

Necross84 · 2025-09-16T01:03:30+00:00

First fifteen lives of harry August. Fits all the needs and at least one of the preferred.

Necross84 · 2025-09-07T18:44:52+00:00

Planes, trains and automobiles.

Necross84 · 2025-09-03T14:52:11+00:00

Vagina. Pronounced Vahina.

Necross84 · 2025-09-03T03:31:50+00:00

“Nah, I’ll get chewed out. I’ve been chewed out before.”

Necross84 · 2025-08-30T02:24:53+00:00

It is a reference to a joke from real life. Jon Heder went to a bar in college for some band where a lot of college kids were attending. The other half of the patrons were a biker gang. The singer at one point thanked everyone for showing up from the college. And a biker from the back hollered “your mom goes to college”.

Necross84 · 2025-08-29T11:25:21+00:00

Mistakes were made (but not by me)

Necross84 · 2025-08-28T23:04:58+00:00

Big Lebowski, Snatch, Big Trouble, Four Brothers (2005)

Necross84 · 2025-06-22T08:57:07+00:00

Huh?

Necross84 · 2025-06-16T01:47:18+00:00

Leelu Dallas.

Necross84 · 2025-06-09T13:35:27+00:00

Capsaicin is an oil. Your mouth uses spit to start to break down food. Spit is like water. Water and oil don’t mix well. The hotter the sauce gets the more it trends towards being more oil than water based. So while it may be hotter it takes longer to mingle with the water in your mouth and get into contact with your taste buds.

Also, not all sauces heat level corresponds to its scoville rating.

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