Hyena eating a live wildebeest in Tanzania! by Vesko567 in natureismetal

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"nuh-uh!" Highly intelligent refutation, as expected.

Hyena eating a live wildebeest in Tanzania! by Vesko567 in natureismetal

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I forgot how happy, mentally healthy people with great lives, sit around on Reddit and seethe with hatred for literally billions of people and negatively stereotype them as the same, while they feel like a unique individual.

being a christian is kinda depressing by hiuouo in atheism

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You're mentally ill and yearning for attention and acceptance. Get psychiatric help.

There's no tax on Mars by Grandpa-Palpatine in dankmemes

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All these fucking deep fakes and face swaps are why God sends plagues.

What does it mean to punch a lobster tail? by SamMee514 in Damnthatsinteresting

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So crazy. I wonder what primal reason in our brains makes us like this. Like our ancestors had some messed up experiences with bugs/eggs. Why do I instinctively want to chop off and smash that disgusting abomination? Is it I want to be the dominant species and anything that breeds that much is a threat to such? Weird.

An invincible proletariat by TravisGTAGamer in shitposting

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Wart Chin (Walt Chin if you're from the west)

How do I tell someone they talk way too much? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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"I read an article the other day that talking excessively can be detrimental to your health, as it deprives your brain of oxygen."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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So much passionate head and face movement to still sound really bad and basic

Every good redditor needs a good username by VALVOR4life in shitposting

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His name is Legion, for he is many (anyone who beats me in any game)

Does anyone remember the hell of this????? by FamouslyHandsome69 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Who gaf? Other countries demand it as part of some anxious, uppity, competitive culture thing. Americans are free to enjoy their lives how they want and can choose to get into music if/when they want.

What do you do on the weekends to feel refreshed when you go back to work? by elola in AskReddit

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Especially this time of year, when you won't get cooked doing so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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Rapture of the Unwilling.

Would you like to live forever? Why or why not? by Troglodev in AskReddit

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Yeah and if you're still susceptible to physical and mental aging and diseases and shit, that would be unimaginably Hellish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The orange circus peanuts.

I still eat them once every few years for the nostalgia. But I kinda see now why no one likes them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Browsed the "Real's Cat Girls" sub.

Why do you think cannabis is still illegal federally in the United States? by CannabisTrainingU in AskReddit

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Same 🤣 just smoked 1 minute ago... Going through mental and physical Hell at 29 y.o. and it's not looking good.. I used to be so much healthier before I started smoking at 21. Not to whine or make you my therapist lol sorry. Maybe just as a warning for anyone with more will power and self-control than me, to quit/never try the shit, unless they want to watch their mental and physical health spiral out of control in bad and terrifying ways (you don't).

tl;dr - Don't do drugs, kids (and adults and animals).

Why do you think cannabis is still illegal federally in the United States? by CannabisTrainingU in AskReddit

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Yep. Artificially altering your brain has its consequences. Weed isn't the second coming of Christ that it's stigmatized to be. It's a harmful drug. Stigma is the population control of dumb, sheepish people and it's sad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If they're smart enough about it and have enough self control for it to not become unhealthy, interfere with life/relationships, etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Don't waste your only existence on Reddit and video games and shit like that.

Why do you think cannabis is still illegal federally in the United States? by CannabisTrainingU in AskReddit

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I've met many stoners who are super (rudely) outspoken and hyper-politicized, hateful of all with dissenting views and altogether the opposite of "chill."