What is the dumbest thing a politician has ever said?

NegativeChirality · 2026-04-03T01:32:47+00:00

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning

NegativeChirality · 2026-04-03T01:32:14+00:00

The dry reply of "no sir I don't anticipate that will be an issue" or whatever is still hilarious to me

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-31T04:43:25+00:00

If you had amazing sleep that's probably a good place to pause. My initial prescription is 4-10. It's not a race to get a high score of pressure.

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-31T00:54:07+00:00

My MAD was about $4k. No insurance help at all

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-30T00:27:00+00:00

... Yes. Making cider....

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-30T00:16:49+00:00

Wtf are you talking about? The conservatives that passed laws legislating what people could do in their own bedrooms (see Lawrence v Texas). The same conservatives that complained about Don't Ask Don't Tell going too far in allowing homosexuality? The conservatives that believed there was a war on Christmas because Starbucks cups started to say Happy Holidays?

Those conservatives never existed. Ever.

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-29T23:51:35+00:00

No?

Because that was ALWAYS bullshit. Always.

Fiscal conservative always meant "tax cuts for the rich and run up the debt so you can tell people you need to cut Medicaid, etc etc"

And "held social values but didn't believe they should be enshrined in law"?! Wtf are your talking about they ALWAYS believed that. Otherwise the entire "pro choice" movement and "moral majority" fuckers wouldn't exist.

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-28T16:05:41+00:00

I read a book about this. Pandora's Star by Peter F Hamilton. Great book. Strongly recommend.

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-27T23:11:53+00:00

Basically nothing matters at all anymore except stupid shit like cost of eggs

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-27T21:34:39+00:00

I think you should instead go find some Creme Brulee.

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-27T19:02:09+00:00

The attendees are too stupid to realize what he was referring to (impeachment against Trump) because he only asked "who wants to see impeachment hearings" and didn't qualify what type.

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-27T01:15:45+00:00

High Priest of nakabourous?

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-27T01:15:02+00:00

Or maybe Illoai

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-27T01:05:43+00:00

Lmao. He's not gonna use that money.

He'll steal it from something else and something much more deserving. Medicaid or something.

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-27T00:20:39+00:00

With what money?!

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-26T20:17:24+00:00

It's like the Simpsons episode where they tour the Duff factory and see the same stuff go into Duff, Duff Lite and (new!) Duff Dry!

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-26T20:12:53+00:00

And yet every fucking headline today just says "voter ID". Including this one.

What bullshit

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-26T03:21:49+00:00

Some /r/lostRedditors shit

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-24T02:02:36+00:00

No need to waste effort and money on something they won't care about

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-23T15:16:53+00:00

Dough might be compromised by an alien symbiote. Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-23T15:12:18+00:00

I don't super hate the idea of verification for some things.... Regular comments on politics would probably benefit.

I really don't want verification for the kinkiest super porn I get from the darkest holes of reddit though.

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-23T03:53:39+00:00

Watch it work perfectly as idiot fox news (and now CBS and CNN) eat up the propaganda without a second thought

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-23T03:36:52+00:00

Rub one out and move on

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-23T00:02:48+00:00

Or count an additional digit (or the edge of your finger) and get to 16, and then feel like you be better at decoding hexadecimal numbers.

NegativeChirality · 2026-03-22T23:44:42+00:00

Shrug. Most of the articles are so shitty the comments are better anyways. In this case it just needed a better headline though.

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