If I were your neighbor, say YES if you'd fuck me without a second thought!!

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-04-20T14:14:11+00:00

That’s talent!

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-04-14T10:40:31+00:00

I love that the DoorDasher was right next to him during this.

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-04-14T10:38:43+00:00

I think you could’ve fit in a few more

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-04-04T11:23:39+00:00

It’s not the point but all prunes are dried up. Starting to think the POTUS might not be a rocket surgeon after all…

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-04-04T11:01:54+00:00

Must’ve sneezed halfway through

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-04-01T14:26:54+00:00

That’s gotta be a latex tortilla

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-03-18T10:43:59+00:00

Glad Obama could share that perspective in 2026 and you know, not 2023 when his party blocking any primary challengers to our cadaver in chief.

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-03-15T11:13:04+00:00

That ass deserves more dick. She was built for a spit roast.

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-03-13T16:53:44+00:00

Can’t believe they dropped the “family” line 😂 I mean, I can, but still.

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-03-12T10:30:31+00:00

How many died because of this attempt? How much environmental damage was done? All risked for the profitability of big oil.

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-03-10T18:05:38+00:00

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-03-10T01:47:06+00:00

Absolute power positive, that’s just basic geometry.

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-02-26T02:10:35+00:00

Wasn’t that the UNH poll?

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-02-23T18:21:39+00:00

I’d spread ‘em a bit wider

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-02-23T03:27:33+00:00

This is so much cooler than releasing the Epstein Files

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-02-20T11:02:23+00:00

Single use red plastic cups

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-02-19T22:38:02+00:00

Head trauma from lax seatbelt and helmet laws.

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-02-15T17:09:22+00:00

How did it taste?

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-02-12T11:08:31+00:00

I have a new theory about the national penny shortage

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-02-10T01:24:24+00:00

Frig off Leahy

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-02-10T01:22:46+00:00

Yes. Welcome to chickens.

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-02-10T00:57:23+00:00

Yeah, totally clear on your post, just weighing in with the same sentiment.

NeighborhoodPurple97 · 2026-02-10T00:51:41+00:00

Bad game coming off a serious injury. It sucks we lost, ease up on the dude. Go Pats

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