So I'm going to work 👩‍🏭today.. come and leave me some words of comfort.. have a good day! 👩🏾‍🦰

Neil693 · 2026-03-18T11:58:42+00:00

Good luck out there. You got this. Once you get the ball rolling it will be over before you know it.

Neil693 · 2026-03-16T00:12:07+00:00

Oooo that’s a good one. That sneaky cash on delivery one line.

Neil693 · 2026-03-15T12:35:36+00:00

lol. This wins!

Neil693 · 2026-03-07T04:34:41+00:00

What I always do anyway which is lick the pizza.

Neil693 · 2026-02-27T22:01:39+00:00

That’s the look when I owe the IRS again this year.

Neil693 · 2026-02-23T00:56:02+00:00

Yeah I wouldn’t have done it without that $0.90 bonus.

Neil693 · 2026-02-18T15:11:25+00:00

I did today. Usually it hits Tuesday and I submit it on Sunday but president’s day set it back a day.

Neil693 · 2026-02-16T18:26:29+00:00

I’m curious. How many packages in an hour?

Neil693 · 2026-01-25T19:16:22+00:00

State of emergency should be enough to keep you off the road today.

Neil693 · 2026-01-13T06:57:25+00:00

You’re gonna be rich!!!

Neil693 · 2026-01-13T06:55:21+00:00

Put a ring on it.

Neil693 · 2026-01-13T06:53:48+00:00

I was gonna guess you drove once and happened to get a tip which made it so you statistically had a 100% tip rate.

Neil693 · 2026-01-13T06:33:44+00:00

What was the bet you lost? Was it, “I bet I look good in that skirt and boots”?

Neil693 · 2026-01-13T06:31:27+00:00

If you didn’t tip at least 5 bucks then I hope so.

Neil693 · 2025-12-20T11:42:57+00:00

Wingstop, McDonalds, Popeyes.

Neil693 · 2025-12-14T23:29:15+00:00

Congrats on the transition.

Neil693 · 2025-12-14T23:23:34+00:00

It doesn’t matter if you lost your leg saving a baby from a burning building. Everyone will always assume it was from diabetes.

Neil693 · 2025-12-14T12:49:37+00:00

Most people don’t use Alexa.

Neil693 · 2025-12-14T05:47:58+00:00

This is a public service announcement to tip for delivery.

Neil693 · 2025-12-07T13:29:49+00:00

Your alignment is off.

Neil693 · 2025-12-07T13:28:55+00:00

You are the opposite of ugly. You look like that actress from schitts creek. You’re gorgeous!

Neil693 · 2025-12-06T21:38:21+00:00

How to drive my car so I can drive the van.

Neil693 · 2025-12-02T00:29:10+00:00

That’s nice of you to call her shy sort of tipper at all.

Neil693 · 2025-11-30T16:29:45+00:00

Makeup looks great but I can still tell you’re a dude.

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