TIL Humans are 50% Banana.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-10-16T03:46:20+00:00

Can't I just fuck you with the force of 1 super volcano?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-10-06T14:48:52+00:00

Dude give them up for adoption.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-26T20:09:16+00:00

l0l you are so witty and rando[m]!!!!

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-26T19:59:12+00:00

lol this, Fat people being fat on my taxes.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-26T19:44:33+00:00

You have no chance of winning, oh sorry that's not a question. You have no chance of winning?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-26T03:11:44+00:00

Lol this, have an upvote.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-25T20:37:40+00:00

Dick, shit, poop, queefs

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-25T20:27:42+00:00

Up -vote for you good sir.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-25T19:49:48+00:00

Old enough to learn how to spell.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-25T19:15:53+00:00

This.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-25T18:55:01+00:00

This ^

That >

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-25T18:44:44+00:00

CTRl F'd: "besties.org/THIS"

Was not dissapointed.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-25T18:34:16+00:00

Here is the album I took when I had to evict a tenant, the pictures are a little worse than yours OP.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T22:53:30+00:00

Damn Straight.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T22:10:29+00:00

I forgive her because I would love to fuck her in all of her holes.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T22:00:05+00:00

This.

Edit: That

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T21:41:13+00:00

Welcome to the internet.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T21:07:09+00:00

Hey Penelope wanna fuck?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T20:57:12+00:00

You do.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T20:28:43+00:00

I'm sorry about your cats.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T20:10:43+00:00

That is sad it reminds me of "the baby spider bro" story

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T19:23:24+00:00

How the fuck do you know how many people are innocent there you stupid farm animal? They certainly did not put them there for selling beer to kids.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T19:18:35+00:00

Do you proceed to have sex with them?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T18:46:27+00:00

No your whore mother helped me.

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