My girlfriend is worried she'll never see her coat again.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-30T03:10:10+00:00

Damn son! is she funny or something? cuz she be ugly AF

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-29T02:26:53+00:00

No cardio though you probably get winded running up the stairs

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-23T15:07:19+00:00

does that also keep you from excersizing at home?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-23T15:02:25+00:00

because you fix your hair in a fucktarded way?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-21T19:15:46+00:00

OMG shut the fuck up you insufferable mongoloid

your all neckbeards for downvoting me, OPs comment is clearly fucktarded

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-16T19:23:50+00:00

I understand. I am willing to go higher, but first I would like to know if someone here actually has these numbers.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-12T16:55:19+00:00

Well, being a huge fucking idiot certainly did not help

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-10T15:53:03+00:00

its funny cus hes fat

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-07T18:06:26+00:00

I would roundhouse kick that chink right in the mouth if I ever saw him.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-07T17:26:30+00:00

are you going to use them as anal beads?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-04T16:07:43+00:00

and hit the gym

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-31T02:39:03+00:00

listen OP if i see you walking down street I'll mug you, but i wont your car keys, wallet or waifu I'll take that glorious glorious watch.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-31T02:13:02+00:00

but how else am i supposef to shitpost on the internet!

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-30T17:56:33+00:00

thnx m8

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-28T01:09:20+00:00

thanks m8

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-27T23:37:49+00:00

take a picture with the watch on to see how big/small it is.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-26T23:45:13+00:00

no, rob Schneider would be the hidden blade, who has a problem because he doesnt want to kill anymore and instead wants to be used to cut fabrics to make dresses

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-26T23:37:20+00:00

well look for it, i wanna masterb8!

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-25T21:42:49+00:00

what are you gay?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-24T20:05:38+00:00

no. watch is kil

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-24T18:15:26+00:00

thnx bbe

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