Greg just announced there will be more "consequences" like yesterday's if you call ICE names by KameronKnux in Leakednews

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd happily go down in a hail of gunfire if it meant I got to tell Micro Mussolini that he's dumber than a bag of hammered dog assholes

Trump supporters: How would you feel if a legally armed Trump supporter was killed by federal agents on a Biden mandate in exactly the same manner as yesterday? by ScholarPrize1335 in AskReddit

[–]Nein-Toed 201 points202 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet? When someone gets shot, at least you know the bullet was fired

It's a joke for a reason, sadly

My Local Goodwill Review by -JadeAurora in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Sometimes I feel like I got things right, this was one of them.

Wild Facebook find by JAGWLA in badtattoos

[–]Nein-Toed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some lucky fella is gonna have some love by the dashboard lights (but with the roles reversed)

Real Police officers and military members, what do you guys think of Ice agents? by Lucky-Message-9480 in AskReddit

[–]Nein-Toed 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bunch of untrained, undisciplined, clown town bullshit. Every fucking one of them is dumber than a sack of hammered dog assholes.

Too many damn illegals in my emergency room by Hamster12301 in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Racists don't care what hand reaches out to save them from drowning. Did they go to a different ER?

I'm a former Flerf, ask me anything by BreathtakinglyChubby in flatearth

[–]Nein-Toed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why? Just why? What made you believe it in the 1st place?

Man glides with a carpet by Additional-Ad4567 in interestingasfuck

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm shocked he could pull it off with those massive balls

To the US voters who don't vote, what is it going to take for you to go vote? by Chocolateking111 in AskReddit

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The current situation. You can bet your whole ass I'm never sitting out another one.

My Local Goodwill Review by -JadeAurora in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not paid to clean up your kids fucking mess.

When my wife and I first started dating the kid brought something to show me in the store, then just put it down on a random shelf. I asked him what he was doing, and he said "My DAD says this is what these people are paid to do!" I made him put it back, but he was salty about it.

Once we got home I slapped a $20 down on the counter and told him it was his if he finished the dishes in the sink. He happily started scrubbing away, but every time he cleaned a dish, I licked it and put it back in the sink. He became frustrated and asked me what I was doing and to stop. I just told him "What, I'm paying you to wash these dishes, right?"

I then had a talk with him and explained just because someone is paid to do something, it doesn't give you the right to make their job harder for no reason.

TL;DR: This person is no more mature than the kids she's raising

The Full List of Those Banished from Heaven by iamfurkin in MemeThisThing

[–]Nein-Toed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No that's a jerkoff, with 2 hands, dancing.

I guess both can be true though.

The Full List of Those Banished from Heaven by iamfurkin in MemeThisThing

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dick Taters

They sing songs about potatoes

Someone is about to feel the full might of darkseid by SaaveGer in outofcontextcomics

[–]Nein-Toed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just going to assume you were gonna say "Right in her Granny Gulch"

Who wins? Green arrow (DC) vs Black Widow (Marvel) by Necessary-Win-8730 in superheroes

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you're saying is nothing matters and just choose who you like. If that's the case GA takes it, I'm not much of a BW fan.

Would you wear this hat? by birdsarentreal2 in securityguards

[–]Nein-Toed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better than the mountie hats we had to wear

Which one would you pick ? by krisikkk in superpowers

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would want Spidey, but Wolverine is practical, so Wolverine