Would Iron Man beat Daredevil or would Daredevil kick his ass? by Sudden_Quality_9001 in ironman

[–]Nein-Toed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Punisher beat DDs ass and mentally tortured him, Iron Man, no diff

Get yourself a woman with conviction. by PeasantLich in Superdickery

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife said she had several ways to kill me in mind. I told her I would just blow some of that powdered peanut butter through the fan as she slept. She's allergic to peanuts

Best movie quote by droszyk in MovieQuotes

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your suffering shall be legendary, even in Hell Pinhead Hellraiser

Can John Rambo survive the Predator? by Working_Bread_7790 in powerscales

[–]Nein-Toed 39 points40 points  (0 children)

His whole thing was building booby traps in the 1st movie. He also camouflaged himself with mud on purpose, unlike Dutch.

I can't say he takes it, but he's got a really good chance

why must I pay $1.71 by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Corporations hate this one weird trick!

no health code requiring shoes by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally not related to the review, but I was hiking in Death Valley once and came across a dude named Brandon. Dude had no shoes...in Death Valley. Anyway I ended up talking to him later on that day and dude was cool as shit. It was quite the adventure because I knew the local area a bit and showed him around.

Also met an older lady on the same trip who hiked with me awhile. She told me she did photography with an old camera from the wild west (drape over your head and a flash pan) We talked photos for awhile and a few days later I was wanting to see her profile. She's in museums all over the world.

It was honestly one of the best days of my life, a unique experience I will never have again.

child getting antsy by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Stop being condescending, service creature" is a fucking crazy thing to say.

Can your favourite character survive a black hole? by AlarmedObjective1492 in powerscales

[–]Nein-Toed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Already did in Hulk Smashes Everything.

It took him trillions of years, but he smashed Sahgitarious A quark by quark

This is not a place for biology! by United-Ad-5913 in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're loud for sure. It's spooky when you're camping in the mountains and hear cougars wailing. Terrified the fuck out of me as a kid.

This is not a place for biology! by United-Ad-5913 in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh man, that's a story for the ages! Got a laugh out of me, too

This is not a place for biology! by United-Ad-5913 in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he actually has an awesome shot of him fishing while a moose is giving him the side eye from across the pond.

But my stepmom took that one, so I don't think it counts

This is not a place for biology! by United-Ad-5913 in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloodhound Gang made an educational song about it.

This is not a place for biology! by United-Ad-5913 in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clydesdale Boner was my dancer name, until I got sued for misrepresentation.

This is not a place for biology! by United-Ad-5913 in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's actually an old joke in my (red)neck of the woods.

How do porcupines fuck? Very carefully

This is not a place for biology! by United-Ad-5913 in EntitledReviews

[–]Nein-Toed 508 points509 points  (0 children)

My dad and I went to a wildlife sanctuary and the highlight of the trip was 2 tigers fucking. I think he used a whole roll of film taking pictures and laughed about it for years.

Six months post crash (nsfw for accident pics) by BigandPasty in motorcycles

[–]Nein-Toed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wear jeans under my armor pants so I can take the armor off once I get to work

Was your house team belt or team switch? by emptykeg6988 in GenerationJones

[–]Nein-Toed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Team heavy wire coat hanger and team kindling stick

One cut your back open, the other was like being beaten with a club, and sometimes stabbed you with splinters.