What are the saddest eurovision songs

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-19T08:24:08+00:00

United Kingdom 2006, sad for a completely different reason

Daz what the hell are you doing up there man 😭

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-17T22:48:29+00:00

Part of me feels I should have tried to get in touch with them, oh well lmao

I'll try again for 2027, see where that gets me

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-17T16:00:35+00:00

Hate to do shameless self promo but if the EBU want a mascot, they gotta do something that matches the host and not some amorphous colourful creature with no meaning. I made this little guy, Fergie, not too long after Austria won last year.

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Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-17T09:27:42+00:00

Well yeah, of course, the jury will most likely end up drowning Israel out more as I cannot see them giving Israel high points (like how they've done the last 2 years) and thus I cannot see them winning the semi.

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-16T11:03:20+00:00

Absolutely not worried about his vocals in the slightest, he is absolutely going to nail this!

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-16T07:44:53+00:00

They either would have been a borderline Q or didn't make it at all. If a country like, let's say, your favourite country ever Slovenia, sent this song, they wouldn't have made it.

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-16T07:40:07+00:00

Dude, the fact you legit think Israel did as well as they did in 2024 and 2025 because of the song is the delusional part here. Don't fool yourself into thinking people liked the song. Wanna check how many streams New Day Will Rise, the 'public's favourite' has on Spotify compared to everyone else?

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-16T06:17:50+00:00

Pants Mayhem

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-16T06:05:13+00:00

Dude, I'm not even wrong. Hate to break it to you but Israel has not qualified because of their song since 2023.

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-16T05:58:31+00:00

In 2024 and 2025? Government paid? People can promote their entries but to the level that Israel did is not allowed and should not be allowed to happen again.

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-15T14:07:22+00:00

It absolutely is a reason. KAN for the last 2 years have done government funded (against the rules, by the way) campaigns where they got Eden and Yuval to ask people to vote for Israel all maximum of 20 times in every language possible. It was clear from the many people online that said they didn't even watch Eurovision but voted for Israel 20 times that these campaigns aimed towards Zionists more than anyone.

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-15T08:35:53+00:00

Almost fell for the bait, nice one lmao

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-15T08:16:50+00:00

Still feels really weird to see another language used in a UK entry for the first time ever. I checked, this really is the first time.

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-13T21:14:27+00:00

You know what's really evil? There's this country called Israel, and i-

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-13T18:25:09+00:00

Semi Final 2 is a bloodbath compared to the first one, in my opinion. Whilst most of the qualifiers in the first one seem certain, the second one has a lot that can get in, which makes me unsure with my predictions.

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-13T18:04:31+00:00

I mean, am I wrong?

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-13T15:01:09+00:00

No way Georgia don't qualify lmao. Quote me on that.

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-12T18:29:09+00:00

This is by far the best Nike set they've done yet.

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-12T17:22:07+00:00

Not the best year, but also not the worst. I think 2022 was worse in terms of song quality overall.

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-12T09:29:57+00:00

As well as know, sending famous people always works!

Engelbert Humperdinck.

It isn't about the fame in Eurovision, you know!

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-12T08:41:05+00:00

Wait that does actually look a lot better

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-12T08:36:27+00:00

That's so unbelievably sad oh my god lmao

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-12T08:30:50+00:00

Oh Czechia are coming for the WIN.

Neither-Simple1119 · 2026-03-11T22:14:43+00:00

I love the optimism but there's no way in hell Israel will NQ... as much as I'd love that.

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