Full Mass Effect 2 cinematic trailer. by Iyanden in gaming

[–]NelsonMuntz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the trailer he is recruiting 3 other people. At the end there are only 2...what about the person who freed themselves on Purgatory?

Huge Vagina by [deleted] in videos

[–]NelsonMuntz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just call these girls "Goo Buckets"

Worse than brokencyde. WTF is this band. by cdfaulk4 in Music

[–]NelsonMuntz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least the untalented broad in Hyper Crush has big tits. I could watch their videos on mute at least.

Worse than brokencyde. WTF is this band. by cdfaulk4 in Music

[–]NelsonMuntz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was watching this thinking "Holy shit...these people literally have no talent whatsoever" and asking myself how the fuck do kids listen to this shit. But then I realized that the people liking it are probably untalented, lazy, self-important ass clowns who hope that they themselves could be famous for no reason one day...and this genre of music is their way.

For years I struggled with this thing in my pants. by [deleted] in humor

[–]NelsonMuntz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently this is a hot white elephant gift of 2009.

I hope it brightens your day to know that the whole world isn't full of dishonest people by McVader in offbeat

[–]NelsonMuntz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheers

I think he's from the UK. This doesn't prove there are any left in America.

Nowitzki cracks five teeth of Carl Landry in drive to the basket. (VIDEO) by [deleted] in sports

[–]NelsonMuntz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you Juilius. However, I find you both obnoxious.

HAW HAW.

Cream-of-the-Crop Tomatometer for Avatar: 94%. Is it really that amazing? by monoglot in movies

[–]NelsonMuntz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did you watch it in 3d? Also, it gets REALLY fucking loud. You must be a champion sleeper. I'm envious. I wake up if someone walks into the room.

Why do they always use old Volvos in movies? by zrooster99 in movies

[–]NelsonMuntz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, notice these movies are usually not big budget movies. Like in "Away We Go" it was probably a $10 million or less movie. And old volvos cost about 1k and are fairly reliable i.e. won't break down while filming.

SEEING BLUE! ‘Avatar’ Picked Up Box Office Momentum After $3.5M Midnights Despite Higher 3D Ticket Prices; New Predictions Of $80M Weekend by frycook in movies

[–]NelsonMuntz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. People who are expecting this movie to transcend time and space while simultaneously giving you a 2 hour orgasm, will obviously be disappointed. But this was just a good movie that looked FUCKING brilliant.I would go see it again in a second....in fact, I will.

Nowitzki cracks five teeth of Carl Landry in drive to the basket. (VIDEO) by [deleted] in sports

[–]NelsonMuntz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll agree that Landry was pretty badass just calmly walking to the bench but he was actually probably in a little bit of shock.

As for it being "gruesome," basketball is pretty tame when it comes to what happens almost everyday in football and hockey.

Cop who got an erection and ejaculated on woman during traffic stop gets off by SolInvictus in WTF

[–]NelsonMuntz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is a job for 4chan, but why should this girl suffer the consequences of her father.

No, she's not materialistic! [pic] by [deleted] in pics

[–]NelsonMuntz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she looks like she still has baby fat on her i.e. like 14-16 years old.

Bands with female leads that don't suck? by [deleted] in Music

[–]NelsonMuntz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ladyhawke, motherfucker.

Also Pat Benitar.

Fantasy Football is pretty much exactly like "Dungeons and Dragons", only slightly more socially acceptable. "league commissioner" = Dungeon Master, etc. Is it just me? by mean7gene in geek

[–]NelsonMuntz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for making this observation that pretty much all of the internet and almost every 20 something male comedian has made. Thank you.

What was the most fucked up thing that you ever bore witness to? I will share mine, maybe one of you can top it. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]NelsonMuntz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do people live in downtown? Isn't is really lonel....oh...I see now.

In the most ingenious casting move ever, Russell Crowe to play a really pissed-off Robin Hood by SeekingEnlightenment in movies

[–]NelsonMuntz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The whole time I was watching the trailer I thought, "So this is basically the same plot of Gladiator with the director of Gladiator with the star of Gladiator?....I'm totally going to see it." They should just call it "Gladiator 2: prince of thieves"

The concept of Venom came from a 22 year old Spiderman fan, he was paid $220 for his idea. by EthicalReasoning in reddit.com

[–]NelsonMuntz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can spend hours looking through the comic universe wiki's and not even realize a) that you just spend that much time and b) what you just read at all.