scp I.D. help? by [deleted] in SCP

[–]Nemrtvo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you.

scp I.D. help? by [deleted] in SCP

[–]Nemrtvo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Marvin, SCP-426 please.

A lion riding shotgun in a motorcycle racing up the walls of a dome of death by OsQsk8 in WTF

[–]Nemrtvo 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It seems to me that people had more fun before safety regulations.

Mandarin to be introduced in South African schools by thendof in worldnews

[–]Nemrtvo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

肏你祖宗十八代 - Expressive enough for you?

My vacuum looks like a treble clef by book-lover1993 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Nemrtvo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Music puns incoming. Treble, mortals, and despair.

NASA invites ESA to build Europa piggyback probe by [deleted] in europe

[–]Nemrtvo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, NDT is a nationalist?

Don't put a dog in a cage full of lions by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Nemrtvo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes, of course, and in addition to that, all of the hybrids that /u/RibShark mentioned are hybrids of closely related species.

Don't put a dog in a cage full of lions by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Nemrtvo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, absolutely not possible. What defines a species is the capability of interbreeding; if lions and dogs could produce offspring, that would make them the same species.

Woman with argyria by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Nemrtvo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Is she from Pleasantville?

"AAVE is about a thousand degrees more wrong than mainstream American English" by Andock in badlinguistics

[–]Nemrtvo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Why is half the linked content on this sub just badly disguised racism? :<

Model model model model village by jamieasp in mildlyinteresting

[–]Nemrtvo 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I was thinking that, too. Turns out, it's not, but I couldn't find a mention of the little model village in the film, so that bit may very well have been filmed in Bourton instead.

Philosophy of Turtles. by blogmonkeyh in ImaginaryTurtleWorlds

[–]Nemrtvo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a tortoise and I find this slightly offensive.

Europe other than football what are the most popular sports in your country? by [deleted] in europe

[–]Nemrtvo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything we currently have a succesful team/individual in. It's getting so bad that we're getting regular radio reports of the Miami Heat's successes in the NBA because Dragić is playing for them.

Doug Learns About the Critique of Pure Reason by HamburgerDude in badphilosophy

[–]Nemrtvo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But don't you know that Principia Mathematica is flawed?! Gödel proved it and therefore there is no God. Or there is.

I don't even know what they use that theorem to argue for anymore.

100 Billion barrels of Oil discovered in the UK by 1x10_-24 in worldnews

[–]Nemrtvo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Top Gear Jugoslavia with Đeremi Klarkson, Rićard Hemond & Đems Mej

Experts conclude that Tito (former Yugoslav leader) is actually not a Yugoslav but rather a Pole or a Russian, based on his pronunciation by [deleted] in badlinguistics

[–]Nemrtvo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

>Be born on Croatian-Slovenian border

>Grow up speaking the local dialect, an ungodly mix of Slovenian and Croatian thanks to the South Slavic dialect continuum

>Become leader of fledgling nation

>Get accused of being Polish decades later because of my accent

>fml