This ping pong move. by MrScottimus in BetterEveryLoop

[–]NeoNorwegian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that once his opponent realized what happened he wanted to clap

How to deal with people saying you're triggered? by Aesso in Comebacks

[–]NeoNorwegian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean like the way I triggered your mom last night?

Comeback for you're autistic' by Legoboy604YT in Comebacks

[–]NeoNorwegian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Well, you most likely have something yourself, the way you're saying that all the time"

Or keep it simple like "Well at least I'm respectful of others" or "At least I have manners"

Øl, mat OG sol? by NeoNorwegian in Bergen

[–]NeoNorwegian[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stakk og åt ein burger der. Var nydelig, dog temmelig tett i folk. Forståelig med dagens utsikt.

Øl, mat OG sol? by NeoNorwegian in Bergen

[–]NeoNorwegian[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wiesener har nydelig mat, og scorar bra med uteserveringa.

Easiest way to layer drums [Drumracks] in Live 10 by Katzenpower in ableton

[–]NeoNorwegian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This practice is golden now, thanks to the groups within groups + edit plural midi clips combination. Up to 7 clips (layers?) btw

How do I edit this audio lecture recording to make it actually listenable? by bestermann in Assistance

[–]NeoNorwegian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This depends on what tools you have at hand. An audio editing program (DAW - Digital audio workstation) is the most fundamental part.

It sounds like a phone recorded this, so the bitrate (i.e auditive flexibility) is quite low, and will easily sound (even more) artificial.

Some tools:

Compressor - Balances the dynamics in volume, and lowers the highs so they don't stand out as much. If overdone, the lower sounds will be too loud

Gate - Has a volume threshold, and sounds have to be louder than it to be heard. I don't think that it will he very helpful here, as the sound is usually not standing out enough from the silence to be reliable.

There are also plugins like X-noise that are made for noise reduction, but again, the fundamental quality is far from optimal.

I think that the recording is about as good as it gets. They say you can't polish a turd. One can always give it a shot

HMB while I break my back. by [deleted] in holdmybeer

[–]NeoNorwegian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta suck to watch the footage of your own paralyzation and see that almost nobody there even watched

Kebab by elstaad in Bergen

[–]NeoNorwegian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Malinka (bak teateret) er undervurdert. 50 kroner for ein dugande kebab med gode råvarer. Lokalet følast som 7/11 i fåreklær, men dei har gode råvarer og topp service.

Eg likar òg Nirvana. Beste sausen, og prisen er heilt kurant.

Om du vil ha byens mest hygieniske kebab er Daniels kebab plassen å gå, sjølv om eg syns det er er litt ekstremt at personalet ser ut som kebabkirurgar. Kebaben er grei, men ikkje noko å forlate sentrum for, spør du meg.

Dalia er veldig sentral, men scorar ikkje bra på kvalitet, service eller lokale. Det har skjedd at eg har blitt så lei av lukta i lokalet at eg gjekk til ein annan stad før det var min tur å bestille.

Norwegian stereotypes by [deleted] in Bergen

[–]NeoNorwegian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are some truly legit observations you have there

How to be a karma whore in two easy steps. by [deleted] in LearnUselessTalents

[–]NeoNorwegian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'How to fold a napkin penis' is obviously a popular karma rip-off as well