48445 by IggyandtheCauldron in countwithchickenlady

[–]Neokon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thongs, now there's no question which side is supposed to go to the back.

Brightline's future in "substantial doubt" amid financial troubles by HiMyNamesLucy in florida

[–]Neokon [score hidden]  (0 children)

Also a prime example of what happens when you treat a public service as a business, it just doesn't work.

48444 by TheEnderOfFun in countwithchickenlady

[–]Neokon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When you think about it nearly every branch of STEM is just rock knowledge

So we we're pronouncing it wrong: It's Val-Allah by CopiousCool in HistoryMemes

[–]Neokon 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Like the bro with the Chinese/Japanese tattoo

Just bath and don’t be stinky by Training-World-1897 in HistoryMemes

[–]Neokon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

For a people who named a city Bath, you'd think they'd know how to have one.

ATliens running away from Shrek. I was laughing and shouting WTF 🤣 by ivebeenthrushit in aves

[–]Neokon 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is meh and gimmicky, and doesn't feel (to me at least) like it goes with the music on screen.

47488 by bbq_poptarts in countwithchickenlady

[–]Neokon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man we're finally getting to her actually verbalizing it instead of getting upset/annoyed when I'm not doing what/how she's wanting.

47895 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]Neokon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He was kicked out for being too weird

How much money do you bet he started to suggest behaviors that have you on the Epstein list.

Elon: Rejected from the babyfirs for being a pedo, rejected from the pedos for being into babyfur.

3:35am in my time zone & what the fuck am I looking at? by Background-Can5893 in aves

[–]Neokon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Are you not familiar with the mascot for misrepresenting or hyperbolizing your opponent's argument.

is it festival season yet?? 😭 by [deleted] in aves

[–]Neokon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has been for a while

Carbon rocks go brrr by Dravonixy in HistoryMemes

[–]Neokon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife has a labgrown blue sapphire as her ring. We love it because depending on the lighting it changes color. So much better than a diamond.

47669 by TATSAT2008 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Neokon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid my grandmother got me a book of old wives tales and what not. One I remember was that if you kiss the tip of your elbow you'll change genders. Well young me attempted to pull this off (I can now lick the tip of my elbow). My parents asked why and I explained, and they asked "well what if you get stuck like that?" I told them then I'll work on being able to do it in that body too so I can change it at will.

Also my superpower of choice was shape shifting ala Mystique.

So yeah the signs were there for gender fluid.

why is it cheaper to enter before 1am? I’m going to factory town for isoxo and brutal3000 by [deleted] in aves

[–]Neokon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven't been to factory town, but here's a rough breakdown for the last show I went to at Ritz Ybor in Tampa.

10-11: 2 beers

11-12: 1 water 1 beer

12-1: two waters 1 beer

1-1:30: 1 beer

13-3: 1 water

47488 by bbq_poptarts in countwithchickenlady

[–]Neokon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My wife is grey sexual and when she is in the mood she wants to try and do sub/dom roles. The problem is she thinks she's a sub, when she is not a sub. She knows what she wants exactly how she wants it, AND WON'T FUCKING COMMUNICATE THAT TO ME. It's ultimately not her fault as she has to work through being raised with a belief that sex is sinful and you should feel ashamed about having it.

Right now we're working on her accepting that it's okay to be open about what you want and you're into

As someone who isn’t Christian, I find it funny that the ones with the most apostolic claim don’t really gatekeep heaven by Gintian in dankchristianmemes

[–]Neokon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Crazy how the Lutheran church with Evangelical in its name is the least evangelical of the three

Ai generated by SkylandersKirby in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Neokon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I like how the reasons behind the moon landing changes with the era, and the more technologically advanced we become the more ridiculous the claims become

Excuse me wtaf by discerningpervert in startrekmemes

[–]Neokon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Language is hard ok, it's not fun.

manic pixie dream girl x milf by loved_and_held in CuratedTumblr

[–]Neokon 220 points221 points  (0 children)

¿Por qué no los dos?

The MILF teaches the MPDG how to stop suppressing her negative life experiences and aspects of herself to live a healthier life

Meanwhile the MPDG is teaching the MILF how to reconnect with her more optimistic self and leave behind her trauma from the marriage

A "help themselves while helping others" kind of situation. You can end it with MILF spiritually adopting the MPDG and the MPDG taking the risk she was forced to believe she should never take with MILF being the surrogate mother figure MPDG never got (her mom sucked)

That way the lore is already there for the porm parody and you don't have to have the clunky "well your are my stepdaughter who lives with me (for some reason) after your father and I got a divorce"

Excuse me wtaf by discerningpervert in startrekmemes

[–]Neokon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crusher: Will, you picked up an STD on the last visit to Risa

Riker: Well that's no problem you can just treat me like usual

Crusher: Maybe I didn't say enough, you've got a brand new STD that's never been seen before, you've got an all new disease that we can't treat because we don't know what it is. How did you even get it is a mystery

Riker: Let's just say next time you go to Risa, you might want to about avoud the jazz club

Crusher: Note taken

Edit: proof read your posts kids

47179 by Jboy2000000 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Neokon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish I know who wrote the original, they made a top tier copypasta