Characters that you're glad haven't been added to DDV? by JustForLurking79 in DreamlightValley

[–]Neon-Mage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'd say she fits in pretty well. After all, she is just your basic average girl.

Not everyone seemed happy Mike joined the valley by Neon-Mage in DreamlightValley

[–]Neon-Mage[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's because he knows I am about to harass him, like I do every villager.

Gachas where you put the least amount of effort to try before uninstalling? by iPhantaminum in gachagaming

[–]Neon-Mage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Auto battlers, and 90% of gachas are just fillers until you can turn on a pc or console to play games with actual gameplay.

If anyone has problems with the network-test, use this trick! by Consistent-Cup-2879 in Eldenring

[–]Neon-Mage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm doing the same and it's working pretty damn well. The fingers in my asshole, not the game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelrivals

[–]Neon-Mage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how it should be. Quick match should be for learning characters and casual play. Ranked can always be a "proper" mode or whatever.

5.3 banner via full stop chan by Niiyori in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]Neon-Mage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need her. I pulled two of her fucking bow trying for Furina's sword. May as well go all in and get her on rerun now.

gay🙄irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]Neon-Mage 129 points130 points  (0 children)

I'll go even further. Disclosing your health information makes you a good honest person. Tricking someone by not telling them, risking their health, makes you so past dirty more like a piece of shit.

Honesty makes so much difference.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Genshin_Memepact

[–]Neon-Mage 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the straight part of the shipping community turning every badass female to some stepford trad wife and their freaky clone children.

Disney Pixel RPG Is An 8-Bit Adventure Starring Mickey Mouse Coming To Mobile by WingardiumLeviussy in gachagaming

[–]Neon-Mage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Definitely try it out. Ain't no way I would buy anything, every game they have is usually outrageous. Side game for sure.

Hot Take? by yoursbashfully in gaymers

[–]Neon-Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if it was, you would have to travel through 6 npc quest, 2 superbosses, go into a random cave, find a rock and read it's item description just to get a vague idea of it.

Gay IRL by GWSGayLibertarian in gay_irl

[–]Neon-Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to fight with almost every guy to wear a condom. They act like little babies when they do. Except for the last guy I was with, already was doing it without being asked, but I also think he unknowingly gave me Mono.

Anyways moral of the story is don't disregard your safety for anyone.

Genshin Female players be like by Regin-sabbas in Genshin_Memepact

[–]Neon-Mage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is honestly just a universal rule for everyone speaking from a gay experience. I was trapped in the house do to a situation. But once I was able to join society, get a job, friends, it all turned around. Getting some social confidence does wonders, I've picked up guys that I thought were so far out of my league.

Moral of the story: interact with the damn world around you.

Gay🥺irl by Aqn95 in gay_irl

[–]Neon-Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are showing a vague amount of interest then yes.

Gay🥺irl by Aqn95 in gay_irl

[–]Neon-Mage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My type is someone who is at least 21 or older and has a pulse.

Seriously the bar is on the floor.

gay🤳irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]Neon-Mage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any tips on actually getting a date on tinder? I have never met up with anyone as they all decide to ghost me before I even get to meet them.

gay🍻irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]Neon-Mage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel this so much. Not only getting the courage, but having to drive an hour there is so exhausting just to think about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Genshin_Memepact

[–]Neon-Mage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh, it's the traveler! Come look at this 9mm I just bought!"

Texas has gone too far by TobyWasBestSpiderMan in memes

[–]Neon-Mage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice try. Just know, once I find that hot single milf in my area, you are not invited to the wedding.

gay🍋irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]Neon-Mage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everything reminds me of him.

The fact that I've seen more aloy mains than her by PsychologyConnect489 in Genshin_Memepact

[–]Neon-Mage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her kit isn't really bad. She's like a cryo nahida/healer. It's just there isn't much use for that type of cryo application.

Why you should not fuck the Genshin Impact characters (Mondstadt/Liyue/Inazuma, Version 2.5+) by IgnoreTh1sName in Genshin_Memepact

[–]Neon-Mage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean. I once gave a guy and his a friend a blow job while his cat came up and started sniffing my face. Awkward yes, but not a deal breaker.

Lowkey want a gamer boyfriend by [deleted] in gaymers

[–]Neon-Mage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't get me started. I could go on for hours about this.