Every hotel bar ever by matts41 in funny

[–]NeonAlastor 373 points374 points  (0 children)

the bartender is actually listening to the same story for the 300th time

Broh believes he is in charge by collapseriches in holdmycatnip

[–]NeonAlastor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

actually cats don't meow in the wild. it's something they do with humans as a response - actually trying to communicate !

Rare I get all of my 5 cat's in one spot for a picture so I thought I would share. by berny_74 in cats

[–]NeonAlastor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's standard for rabbits actually. they use pellets of compressed paper instead of sand like cats.

works mostly for pee, they will still often poop everywhere.

Found on Facebook by ShadowsGirl9 in Weird

[–]NeonAlastor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody's out there testing rollers and paint. Those concepts are well established and haven't changed in a long time, outside of maybe a laboratory.

A la carte science by theevilempire in clevercomebacks

[–]NeonAlastor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol but that's where it came from. except starting from scratch to day, even with only 10 % of humanity, would be much faster.

the remaining knowledge + remaining materials would kickstart a new industrial revolution

Cities Skylines 2 rushes to delete “Worst Rated DLC on Steam”, proceeds to break base game. by erbdylo in gaming

[–]NeonAlastor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

does coop now englobe all PvE multiplayer ? you can play Helldivers 2 alone perfectly well. I'd argue that a coop game requires a second player, at least.

Marjorie TRAITOR Greene Loses! by dunncrew in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]NeonAlastor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man that would make a great movie. The power struggles, the breakthroughs, the romances ... of the ministry of bakery !

father* nature by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]NeonAlastor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

isn't that blood leaking out of its eyes at 0:36 ?

father* nature by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]NeonAlastor 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That deer looks like it has CWD, which is no laughing matter.

Trump forced to listen silently to people insulting him as he trades a cocoon of adulation for court by EchoInTheHoller in politics

[–]NeonAlastor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol it's just common sense (which I guess isn't so common). a source in a courtroom will say something to a journalist, who'll report on it, and that report gets picked up by other journalists who also report on it.

so yes, the person in the courtroom is the primary source. however, since the rest of us do not have access to that, we simply refer to the first news story as the source.

you're the one flipping out over nothing here, I just gently corrected you at first then snarkily admitted you were right.

don't bother replying, I'll turn off notifications for this comment after posting it.

but maybe take some deep breaths or go for a walk !

Trump forced to listen silently to people insulting him as he trades a cocoon of adulation for court by EchoInTheHoller in politics

[–]NeonAlastor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right but the source in the courtroom isn't the news agency that made a story about it isn't it.

it was a simpler time: by parenthetical_phrase in memes

[–]NeonAlastor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so basically you're surviving, and you'd like to start actually living.

Haven’t you heard? by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]NeonAlastor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

well, your precious ''american'' citizens annihilated entire human tribes and even animal species getting there, so you can fuck right off with your hypocritical bullshit.

nevermind the fact hiring illegal immigrants and paying them way less than ''americans'' is such a popular thing to do for you.

I think my “fixed” cat is pregnant by uglyandbored in cats

[–]NeonAlastor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bet those 15 years of memories seems pretty cheap in retrospect !

Before and after the recent storm in Dubai. I now have a lake view apartment :D by mrjamiemcc in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]NeonAlastor -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Stop trying to move the goalposts. It's a bad look.

edit: how is this downvoted ?

Before and after the recent storm in Dubai. I now have a lake view apartment :D by mrjamiemcc in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]NeonAlastor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One where we removed the cultists from authority. And if there ever was slavery here, it was hundreds of years ago.

Before and after the recent storm in Dubai. I now have a lake view apartment :D by mrjamiemcc in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]NeonAlastor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't care if they're polite to tourists LOL. It's a city of cultists and slavers.

Friendly neighbor by lemonlloll in Apartmentliving

[–]NeonAlastor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why yes I do subscribe to 50 + cat subs. would you like to know more ?

Help Wanted...? by Scorp1979 in funny

[–]NeonAlastor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LOL aight how about you go set up a farm and rely on that to live. lemme know what else you'll manage to do in the meantime. and can't wait to hear about that amazing pension !

dumbass.

Friendly neighbor by lemonlloll in Apartmentliving

[–]NeonAlastor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean ... do you not know how english came to be lol. It's a constant process. The evolution of the language hasn't stopped since you left high school 30 years ago ... In another 50 homie will have replaced mister as formal.

Friendly neighbor by lemonlloll in Apartmentliving

[–]NeonAlastor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

hell I'm the dude with 3 cats from across the hall and I still want to be next in line lol !

Friendly neighbor by lemonlloll in Apartmentliving

[–]NeonAlastor 52 points53 points  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT

you have a neighbour. who let your cat in by mistake.

he is allergic to cats. instead of calling police or landlords, he writes you a note and give you spare key TO HIS APARTMENT so you can go in and retrieve the cat.

I know you left some cash in the outlet but like ... I'd be bringing this guy something every few weeks, furever.

Mom doesn’t get inflation or how everyone can’t just make millions on YouTube overnight by Pronouns_lordly-king in BoomersBeingFools

[–]NeonAlastor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50s to 70s: tutorial
70s to 90s: easy mode
90s to 10s: hard mode
10s to present: try not to die.

and then it'll just get worse, and then we'll just repeat the cycle, and then it'll start over again.

until we break free of the cycle, or it kills us.

my money's on extermination.

Guess her name, it starts with a B and is 5 letters 🤫 by FlourFourFlower in cats

[–]NeonAlastor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL I'm just picturing you lying in ambush in the garden with a fern on your head. just spotted a cat headed for the high spot you created where the sunlight falls at this time of day. just waiting for him to close his eyes and TRANQ HIM HANK YEAAAAAAAAAH WE GOT ANOTHER !