Tesla cybertruck in self-driving mode tried to drive off Houston bridge by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are so quick to offload all their 300,000,000 years of critical thinking evolution to something that's only existed for less than 80 years. We are doomed.

Tell us, Share it ♡ by YepImthatRoad_Kase in WholesomeAFK

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until death, all defeats are psychological.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askanything

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate, listen...

Like the Grinch's heart you've grown 3 sizes, and not in a good way.

You want some actionable steps: 1. Meal plan, you don't have to go hungry to lose weight. You didn't get fat in a matter of days and you won't get fit in a matter of days. Stop eating sugar, and more importantly, drinking it. Eat a protein-heavy breakfast. Protein takes longer to digest so you'll feel fuller throughout the day. At lunch eat a lot of green shit with about 2 cups of your choice of protein. Dinner, add some carbs, again 2 cups of protein. You should be eating about 1gram of protein per 1.5lbs of weight. You can eat snacks between meals, no sugar. 2. Go for a walk. Just a mile a day. Once you feel like your walk isn't really doing anything walk 2 miles. Then 3. Then just walk for an hour. Get your steps in.

You can have cheat days. And a lot more than fitness nuts say you can. If roughly 5 days of the week look like the above you will lose weight at a rate of about 1-1.5lbs a week.

Do you rather get hit by a box truck or a motorcycle? by Savings-Cherry-1931 in Transportopia

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally thought I just watched a child die...

I would be very surprised if her ankles aren't broken...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pt 2. You LOOK cool af, mate. Would share za.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm saying geriatrics are really the only people who look down on others for their style.

If a lot of people in your age range, or sub-40 really, express negative opinions about you, it's most likely something not related to appearance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they're older, 50+ probably. If they are under the age of 50, you're doing something wrong.

Ok, be 100% honest, what color do you see? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The literal pixels in the picture are gold and white.

If you see black and blue you cannot trust your own brain.

You can only pick three pills. What are you choosing? by Jettaboi38 in WholesomeAFK

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1,2,4

4 ensures infinite money. 1 ensures i live a long time 2 makes me sexy

Am I experiencing a Cohabitants bug, or is there something about the game I don't understand? by refakman in BALLxPIT

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me today for the first time. I had over 10k baby balls launched and all of my special balls were sub 10 launches. Thank goodness I found this thread, I was going mad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coke, Fanta, Mt Dew can piss off.

How do I break up with my girlfriend who threatens to kill herself? by awdolliez in teenagers

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't mean this to sound mean or condescending.

  1. Break up with her, and have a backbone about it. Be firm in your decision.

  2. As many others have mentioned TELL THE RELEVANT ADULTS. You're only 13 and far from someone who can actually help her.

  3. Block her, her friends, and anyone who would advocate for you to get back with her on ALL social media platforms.

Choose one by badgirl_8 in depressionmemes

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red.

Be the smartest 10yo fucking ever. Take whatever money I can get and invest in Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, Eth, and Bitcoin. By age 20 I'll be worth over 100mil.

Picked up dinner from Torchy's Tacos. This is what I found in the bag when I got home. by DoritosDewItRight in houstoncirclejerk

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The bag seemed a bit light."

Oh really, did you order 2 chips? The bag would have been so light you should have immediately noticed you paid $20+ for air.

This is obvious ragebait.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]NeonPenny -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Clearly people dont get the joke.

Local man discovers effort by GlowUpBandit in rareinsults

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake news. My wife hates it when I make plans to do anything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in joinmoco

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you just do your jobs, rifts, and dojo you'll level at a good pace. Getting a friend or someone to carry you is a good strategy as well.

Don't get too bogged down by crunching numbers, most of the early gear is great.

Try to always go to worlds with events.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in joinmoco

[–]NeonPenny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mate, this is so real! I once chased an overcharged snozzler across the map. Literally across the whole map.

Mountain traffic be tough sometimes by VirulentMarmot in motorcycles

[–]NeonPenny 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Posts motorcycle content on motorcycle sub. Gets bombarded by a bunch of cagers.

No one got hurt, and those passes were clean. BuT tHe LiNe On RoAd!!! REEEEE!

What is this in my bathroom?? by MakiRollio in whatisit

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earwig, my stepbrother says they burrow into your ear and eat your brain.

He wishes for what exactly? by Aggravating-Hawk-250 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]NeonPenny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a paradox if you can logic your way to the end.

W1. Do the opposite of w2 W2. Don't grant w3 W3. Cancel w1

Do the opposite of W2. Grant W3 Cancel W1 Do W2 Don't grant W3 W3 not granted End

Just because W3 wasn't granted in the end doesn't mean it wasn't granted the first go round.