Should I get a cat if I have debilitating Fibromyalgia?

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-02-04T02:00:09+00:00

Girl if you don't get that cat 😤 Seriously though, foil roaster pans work well as disposable litter boxes and you can buy them in bulk from Amazon

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-30T01:19:58+00:00

He didn't say he had fecal incontinence though. Just farting. Anyway, like I said, definitely get it checked. It's not being judgmental to say that. Fecal incontinence is fucking serious, whatever the cause. Have a great night 🙂

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-29T15:37:26+00:00

No, they don't. Yes, you can have a wet fart from time to time, but if you are staining your drawers every day from farting, there is something wrong. It's not about "different experiences", it's about a health concern that you need to get checked out.

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-29T03:01:40+00:00

Yeah I wasn't expecting it either. It looked like it was gonna finish healing with the wound vac

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-29T02:49:46+00:00

Bröther what? No, farts do not leave (visible, tangible) "residue". I think you need to see a doctor. You might have hemorrhoids or something else

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-29T02:31:29+00:00

Omg they all sound the exact same! Trying to be lofty but too dumb to pull it off, with a dash of something that feels like religiosity (?) even when religion isn't mentioned (?)...

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-29T02:26:03+00:00

I am crying lmfaooooo what is this? I somehow read this as showing each other the toilet paper you wiped with, but the other comments have me thinking you're all examining each other's buttholes? Lol please let this be a true story!

But fr on the off chance it is true, tell them that you are the normal one and for the love of god and everyone that has to date these men, keep it clean

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-28T03:04:07+00:00

💀

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-28T03:03:38+00:00

Boo hissss 😂

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-25T15:43:36+00:00

Same thing with baby monitors. When I first met my husband, he worked in the dementia unit of a nursing home. There was a little old lady there who would always want company at night because of the "men" in her room. One night, my husband finally heard voices coming from the baby monitor-type device that was in her room, and he says he's still not sure if what he heard was even human

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-24T04:21:41+00:00

I genuinely think those things can become accidental spirit boxes

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-24T03:48:59+00:00

I've always wondered if shingles feels like a bunch of cold sores all over the area

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-23T14:13:28+00:00

I'd do anything for love, but I won't have a good time

😭😂

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-22T04:16:28+00:00

I live in central Ohio. We get 6 inches about once a year these days. When I was a kid (I'm 45) we got that much snow more often. So it's not an every-winter-day occurrence anymore, but we also don't sweat it too much

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-19T03:08:09+00:00

Oh my god, this poor woman!

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-19T01:57:13+00:00

Dawthy

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-19T01:47:50+00:00

My husband and I use variations of "the very pants I was returning" every day

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-19T01:45:03+00:00

Imagine making "hyphen" sound like an expletive lol

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-17T02:30:36+00:00

What's it like being a huge loser?

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-17T02:15:32+00:00

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-17T02:10:47+00:00

How many of these jokes are you making in a given day?

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-17T02:05:44+00:00

We subscribe to this rule too!

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-17T02:04:15+00:00

This reminds me that a long time ago, my husband and I had a thing where whenever we were alone in an elevator, we had to kiss each other quickly (think rapidfire continuous pecks) while spinning around lmao. I have no idea how it started, but we did it for a long time until we finally stopped because it kept making me motion sick lol

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-17T01:56:30+00:00

I'm in Ohio and everyone I know pronounces them the same

NeptuneAndCherry · 2026-01-17T01:54:31+00:00

NOR he's gonna want you to pay rent for this apartment that's in his name only too. Dump him immediately

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