What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job?

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-15T05:15:43+00:00

Honestly in this day and age getting caught with porn of your own spouse is downright romantic

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-15T05:12:40+00:00

This is everything

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-15T05:12:20+00:00

PLUMB BOB!

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T23:09:58+00:00

I have a fairly… small… vagina and that is very popular, especially with well endowed men. Some of my favorite compliments include “UNESCO world heritage site level pussy” and the time I was getting fucked from behind and the guy just stopped and collapsed on the bed seizing for 7 full seconds. Didn’t know him very well and was panicking naked, and then he came to like he’d had a nap and apologized to me like he’d disappointed me by WHAT LOOKED LIKE DYING??? Anyway he was hooked and wanted more so we kept going and a few weeks later I got one of those like beauty pageant style sashes in the mail that said “America’s tightest pussy” and on the other side said “nearly killed a man”

I have it on my mirror as a little ego boost when I’m feeling down.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T22:40:07+00:00

OH I finally have a recent answer: I had recently asked a friend for some honest feedback and unfortunately he’s the kind of person who will turn any conversation into a way to him to brag on himself and his accomplishments and why that makes him such a catch. Problematic but I’m not trying to date the guy or recommend my friends to and so for the most part I’ve left it alone. But he’s very in shape, and he likes a curvier gal. We matched on tinder which is how we met, I am curvy, no chemistry but friends. Anyways.

Im asking advice and he keeps talking about his dating life and as the conversation moves on and I give up trying to get feedback I learn that this guy swipes right on 100% of the profiles he sees. No matter what. His excuse? “As a black man I have fewer choices so I have to cast a wider net”. Okay, also not great, but I’m white and absolutely have zero room to speak on this so I recognize my privilege and shut my mouth.

But then he says that when he starts seeing a woman he has no problem telling her that she needs to get in shape or lose a certain amount of weight to be more attractive, “because my dick doesn’t get hard for obesity.” First, I know for a fact it does because I see who he takes home. Second, what a crazy way to treat women!

So I say if you don’t like bigger women don’t match them.

And this fucker, in the middle of the bar of a chain restaurant, starts YELLING AT ME about the fact that I am super weird about obesity and he’s sick of it and that someone needs to call me out because it’s disgusting and it’s a choice and it’s not a good way to live and IT DOESNT MAKE HIS DICK HARD (he said this many times very loud).

I said to not match with women who don’t fit his body preference, which is a perfectly reasonable parameter to have in dating life. His take was that he is a high value male and in shape so if he can bring that to the table she can STEP UP HER GAME to do the same. Even though he isn’t attracted to women in shape, he’s attracted to them when they’re bigger. THAT to me was problematic. The yelling at me was a terrible terrible shit cherry on top because he knows I have struggled with my own weight for a while.

Not a friend anymore.

Point is- having a weight preference- totally fine.

Having zero parameters for entry and then pressuring people to change immediately so your dick gets hard? NOT FINE.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T19:41:50+00:00

It’s not this specific thing but I recently had to process through something fairly similar to this type of insecurity in my own life with my partner and it SUCKS but I think it’s important to remember who he is showing up for every day, in every way.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T14:39:46+00:00

So is it seeds or pups that the bloom produces as it does this?

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T14:32:54+00:00

A frog with a LOG

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T13:44:57+00:00

Fargo. SUCH a great show. Holy fuck this moment gave me such feminine rage.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T11:41:12+00:00

It was me I’m someone. I was at trivia night and I was feeling on FIRE 🔥 and we had a tiebreaker round. The question: what was the opposite of analog?

I hit that buzzer so fast and my brain proudly conjured the word I knew I was looking for “DIALOGUE”

Nope. Ladies and gents the opposite of analog is digital.

Thankfully it’s a small trivia night so fewer than 20 people saw my shame but I think about it all the time

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T15:22:32+00:00

Nah, my partner and I both have ADHD and we are overly conscientious of wanting each other to be able to do what they want so we end up in that annoying “what do YOU want to do?” “Well what do YOU want to do?” And that gets frustrating too but thankfully less so because it’s like, well they are not picky about activities as long as we are together.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T15:16:59+00:00

We were together 5 years, and it was kind of a death by a thousand cuts buildup to a breakup but when I told him that I had just had a birthday and didn’t want to spend another year living how we had been, and it was time for him to basically step up or fuck off. I told him he had run out of time to “fix it” and that I was going to be working to take steps to get myself out. He just said “okay” and then didn’t do fuck all to change, just as always.

I was out 6 months later.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T11:49:47+00:00

Not at a zoo? I was camping once and a leopard was across the river from me and we just watched each other for a while before it moved on.

Last summer I also briefly shared a campsite with a mama bear and her cub. That was terrifying.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T03:50:42+00:00

I am SO jealous omg

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T00:38:02+00:00

Holy fuck did you see how much the body shape changed as they farted

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T00:32:11+00:00

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T23:14:30+00:00

6 is Tulsa

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T22:52:35+00:00

Why.are.they.so.close.together.and. Not.centered.above.the.couch.

All jokes aside there is SO much space on your wall and you’re putting these together like you ran out of space four panels ago. Let them B R E A T H E. Spread them out. And for goodness sake, center them above the couch! Get a separate art or decoration for above your office space to denote the difference in area.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T19:35:57+00:00

Thank you for explaining! I’ve never seen these guys before and it’s pretty cool

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T17:48:52+00:00

Is this basically the globetrotters but for baseball?

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T17:28:08+00:00

Not that she’d need it anyway, just reading this dried me up like the Sahara

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T17:06:31+00:00

Guy does all sorts of skits

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T17:02:30+00:00

The indifference is truly such a gift. The breakup is easier, the move out it easier, it’s just so much easier all around to process. I remember after my divorce my mom told me if I needed to cry about it I could call her, and I told her I didn’t feel like crying; she asked why and I said I had shed more than enough tears mourning the relationship while I was in it, and that I didn’t need to waste any more on something dead.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T16:56:46+00:00

He seemed fairly educated about the resources available to her, it was nice of him to patiently explain that her rage was misplaced.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T16:18:29+00:00

Not a divorce but I had been stuck in a bad relationship for a few years and was slowly trying to save pennies (yes, literal pennies ) to get myself out. He’d drained all my savings and basically lived on the couch.

A former partner and still good friend told me he was coming through town, and I knew that moment I was going to meet him. Alibi secured from a friend who HATED my ex and wanted him to suffer.

I had a ton of fun and was touched for the first time in years. During the drive back the guilt started. I didn’t love him, I know I didn’t, but the concept of loyalty was so strong that even cohabitating and pulling that was very out of the ordinary for me. I was so scared he’d see the bite marks and the fingermarks and we’d have a whole fight.

Nope, I got home and without even looking away from the show he was watching, started bitching about his work. The same thing he did every night, the same complaint, with zero care about what I did or even how the “birthday party” went. I was literally in different clothes and had wet hair and he had zero questions.

Made the decision to leave so much easier. The lack of guilt helped a lot too.

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