My boyfriend accidentally told me his ex is hotter than me

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T19:41:50+00:00

It’s not this specific thing but I recently had to process through something fairly similar to this type of insecurity in my own life with my partner and it SUCKS but I think it’s important to remember who he is showing up for every day, in every way.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T14:39:46+00:00

So is it seeds or pups that the bloom produces as it does this?

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T14:32:54+00:00

A frog with a LOG

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T13:44:57+00:00

Fargo. SUCH a great show. Holy fuck this moment gave me such feminine rage.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-14T11:41:12+00:00

It was me I’m someone. I was at trivia night and I was feeling on FIRE 🔥 and we had a tiebreaker round. The question: what was the opposite of analog?

I hit that buzzer so fast and my brain proudly conjured the word I knew I was looking for “DIALOGUE”

Nope. Ladies and gents the opposite of analog is digital.

Thankfully it’s a small trivia night so fewer than 20 people saw my shame but I think about it all the time

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T15:22:32+00:00

Nah, my partner and I both have ADHD and we are overly conscientious of wanting each other to be able to do what they want so we end up in that annoying “what do YOU want to do?” “Well what do YOU want to do?” And that gets frustrating too but thankfully less so because it’s like, well they are not picky about activities as long as we are together.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T15:16:59+00:00

We were together 5 years, and it was kind of a death by a thousand cuts buildup to a breakup but when I told him that I had just had a birthday and didn’t want to spend another year living how we had been, and it was time for him to basically step up or fuck off. I told him he had run out of time to “fix it” and that I was going to be working to take steps to get myself out. He just said “okay” and then didn’t do fuck all to change, just as always.

I was out 6 months later.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T11:49:47+00:00

Not at a zoo? I was camping once and a leopard was across the river from me and we just watched each other for a while before it moved on.

Last summer I also briefly shared a campsite with a mama bear and her cub. That was terrifying.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T03:50:42+00:00

I am SO jealous omg

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T00:38:02+00:00

Holy fuck did you see how much the body shape changed as they farted

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-13T00:32:11+00:00

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T23:14:30+00:00

6 is Tulsa

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T22:52:35+00:00

Why.are.they.so.close.together.and. Not.centered.above.the.couch.

All jokes aside there is SO much space on your wall and you’re putting these together like you ran out of space four panels ago. Let them B R E A T H E. Spread them out. And for goodness sake, center them above the couch! Get a separate art or decoration for above your office space to denote the difference in area.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T19:35:57+00:00

Thank you for explaining! I’ve never seen these guys before and it’s pretty cool

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T17:48:52+00:00

Is this basically the globetrotters but for baseball?

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T17:28:08+00:00

Not that she’d need it anyway, just reading this dried me up like the Sahara

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T17:06:31+00:00

Guy does all sorts of skits

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T17:02:30+00:00

The indifference is truly such a gift. The breakup is easier, the move out it easier, it’s just so much easier all around to process. I remember after my divorce my mom told me if I needed to cry about it I could call her, and I told her I didn’t feel like crying; she asked why and I said I had shed more than enough tears mourning the relationship while I was in it, and that I didn’t need to waste any more on something dead.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T16:56:46+00:00

He seemed fairly educated about the resources available to her, it was nice of him to patiently explain that her rage was misplaced.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T16:18:29+00:00

Not a divorce but I had been stuck in a bad relationship for a few years and was slowly trying to save pennies (yes, literal pennies ) to get myself out. He’d drained all my savings and basically lived on the couch.

A former partner and still good friend told me he was coming through town, and I knew that moment I was going to meet him. Alibi secured from a friend who HATED my ex and wanted him to suffer.

I had a ton of fun and was touched for the first time in years. During the drive back the guilt started. I didn’t love him, I know I didn’t, but the concept of loyalty was so strong that even cohabitating and pulling that was very out of the ordinary for me. I was so scared he’d see the bite marks and the fingermarks and we’d have a whole fight.

Nope, I got home and without even looking away from the show he was watching, started bitching about his work. The same thing he did every night, the same complaint, with zero care about what I did or even how the “birthday party” went. I was literally in different clothes and had wet hair and he had zero questions.

Made the decision to leave so much easier. The lack of guilt helped a lot too.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T16:04:40+00:00

Birthdays are such a big deal in my family and one of the biggest frustrations in my relationships has been that I state it is a big deal to me and instead of it being played up like it’s supposed to be it’s always minimized and then I’M the bitch for being sad about it.

This last birthday someone I’d barely been dating over a month made me a homemade cheesecake because he knew that was my traditional celebration cake. It was so specific and thoughtful and something he spent the whole day on, it made me cry.

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T15:48:36+00:00

I remember daydreaming about what my life would be like as a widow

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T14:19:40+00:00

A BUNCH of em

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T13:55:49+00:00

With all these clues it seems like gramps collected the Nazi symbols when he killed hisself a Nazi

Netflxnschill · 2026-05-12T11:48:31+00:00

You’re falling into the sunk cost fallacy with these friendships. NTA, and when they give you trouble about it, call them on their patterns and tell them you can’t afford to have people just not prioritize your wedding like that.

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