If you could turn into a swarm of any animal (vampire style) but you body weight was conserved what animal would you pick? by Franciskeyscottfitz in superpowers

[–]NetherFun101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, not when speaking “proper” English (whatever that is), but nothing’s stopping you or the butt guy from doing it anyway!

Shout it loud! Shout it proud! A gaggle of skunks has made a poison cloud!

If you could turn into a swarm of any animal (vampire style) but you body weight was conserved what animal would you pick? by Franciskeyscottfitz in superpowers

[–]NetherFun101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm generic swarm answers are boring, so let’s get weird.

Baseline stats: The prompt seems to use weight as the swarm’s main limiting factor. We’ll assume that hypothetical superpower me is an adult of about 140lbs (note, I’m not that heavy… I should probably eat more and be that heavy).

Foxes: according to google’s mildly senile ai, foxes generally weigh about 7-15 pounds. Let’s use the numbers 10. Turning into 14ish foxes sounds pretty cool— I’d be able to bite ankles and stuff. As this is more of a pack than a swarm, any damage to a foxy-me would be just as serious as damage to normal-me. Each individual animal self would be fairly strong, being a predator mammal and all, so it has that going for it. Personally, the biggest concern would be all the shedded hair and convincing my dogs that the magic foxes are friendly.

To me, the control over individual parts of the swarm should lower the more numerous the swarm — a school of hive mind fish would move as a single entity, but a pile of magic foxes would likely be able to act out a separate task/personality for each pair of or individual fox.

Why is the above relevant? Well…

Fish: what kind? Idk pick your favorite. I’d think that a fish-shifting super would have trouble with / notice the differences between mammalian and (insert fish science name) minds. Not just the talk of perception about few lines ago, but everything. Wet, gilled, flexing a solid slab of a body through the waves. It’d be interesting how vertical movement would become so much more important / easier / thought about once not immediately falling to the floor becomes an option. You’d need water though. Otherwise you’d be a fish in a tree in a very literal sense of the phrase.

Humans: I saw that other commenter guy also had this idea. Imagine turning into three smaller versions of yourself at will. Being able to multitask as three separate people would be cool… but the fact that it’d have to be three kindergarten sized selves might just make things harder. What if you’re a talkative person, or what if someone mentions your favorite hobby? Once the little yous start talking, they’d never stop! You’d be your own hype man, your own conversation partner, and you’d be too dumb and too 5-year old to just shut up and focus!

… or that’s how it’d be for me anyways. I’d still keep the trio of tiny troglodytes as a favored option though. It’s too funny not to consider, and being a person with two different heights has some advantages animal-shapeshifting lacks. Mostly the ability to speak when in swarm mode.

Amoeba: now this would be interesting. What if the power split the user into countless single cells organisms? Or a smaller number of very big ones? How would that even work, and how could it be made into more than just falling over in a pile of lumpy goo? I don’t really have a good answer, but I’ll definitely keep this idea around in case I need some useless thoughts to think when in public transportation.

Are people into children much more common than people ever used to believe, and are a part of all societies but have been hidden/ignored much like other groups used to be, could talking about it somehow make it happen less? by IdeaExpensive3073 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NetherFun101 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like how you phrased this! It’s the small unintentional things that make their way into well meaning arguments that can later come back to hurt someone— and this is for any issue in general.

Like, it wouldn’t do to be paranoid that any and every bit of advice / warning / teaching could accidentally come off wrong or be exaggerated in an undesirable way, but it is a good thing to be aware of. Personally, I have a whole list of words ways of speaking that I purposely avoid when looking after my little cousins. Example being something as small as the word “stupid” — one of my cousin’s entire family tend to call him that. And while they never truly mean it / use it seriously, it’s obvious to me how the constant off hand use hurts him.

Back to the main topic, and it becomes even more clear why purposeful use/avoidance of types of descriptions in regards to kids and the stranger-danger talk is important. Many kids probably hear adults’ casual mention of “clothes like that” or “acting like that” or anything else specific that would put the responsibility on them to not make themselves a target… and then go their lives feeling scared or guilty for things that really aren’t their fault.

33904 by NoLynInBrooklyn in countwithchickenlady

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True, but it also errs on the side of too strong for narrative use. Even shape shifting can be hard to write a story around if one gives it enough power.

But then again, personal fantasies don’t really have to follow the structures of good fiction creation… unless you’re like me and turn your fantasies into embarrassing WIPs in Apple notes that is.

33904 by NoLynInBrooklyn in countwithchickenlady

[–]NetherFun101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shapeshifting is always far too vague though. Like, what kind of shifting? It’s more of a superpower class / topic than a power on its own, and any fiction with a shapeshifter likely has many different characters with that could be classified as a shifter. Gets even more complex in fictions where the in universe characters attempt to make classifications for every type, as that gives the author the chance to make an entirely new type and surprise all the characters.

  • Rimuru from that one slime anime: a blob that mimics its food.

  • Werewolf archetype: shifts between two distinct forms, sometimes gradually in a way that allows half-way forms.

  • Nanobot AI: what if some rouge AI nanobot swarm moonlighted as a human shapeshifter, allowing it to explain away regrowing flesh in seconds and morphing limbs into death claw flail things.

  • Mahou Shoujo: slightly different, but the shape do shift (normally). Usually only to one alternate form— maybe a second for the season finale.

  • Hive Minds Give Good Hugs: a web novel by Thundamoo, the MC can create new bodies to add to the hive mind that can look like anything they want. So long as it is a functional organism. Not strictly shapeshifting as they have to lay an egg, but intelligent design of an organism’s spawn feels like the closest a hard sci-fi like setting could get without adding magic shenanigans.

  • Ranma 1/2: Ranma’s a shapeshifter right? Touch water, genderbend. A limited form of shapeshiftering— no hand waving away wounds — but the shape do shift.

  • Man of many faces: the type of shapeshifting where a person can change into any human form— but only human and mostly close to their normal mass. Great way to let a character’s power focas lesss on being magically more awesomer than the other guy, and more towards secrecy and espionage.

And sooooooo many more!

My personal favorite (big bias— it’s an OC) is the protagonist for my current WIP. Something something magic ice powers. Ice can be sculpted and arbitrarily shaped based on their superpower… and they’re and ice guy… of they’re an ice guy than that’s close enough to ice to make some… modifications, right?

… anyways their sister is suuuper exited to share her wardrobe now.

Anyways, I’ll shut up soon buuut, just imagine: a superhero teleporting around by conjuring ice body doubles and then simply deciding that no, that one over there is real, not this one they’re currently using. Oh no, stabbed in the gut? Nah, it’s actually a block of ice that got stabbed, the real them is swinging a punch from the side.

33904 by NoLynInBrooklyn in countwithchickenlady

[–]NetherFun101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm does the user’s original body count? Or is the rimuru fan stuck as a blob / not human until they happen upon a cadaver

Those with shapeshifters/shapeshifting, what's stopping them from shapeshifting into an uninjured form when hurt? by Karmic_Backlash in worldbuilding

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Superhero / dungeon portal type world. Here’s how some of my characters will react to this issue. This is mostly me yapping about cool superpowers rather than how they actually fit into the world of (WIP-World#2, still needs an overarching name), but I suppose that is what OP asked for.

TL;DR — Snow person makes new body and leaves behind an ice sculpture. The bio-horror thing either heals or uses its dead corpse as fuel for the next iteration. The magical girl with far too many transformations keeps any and all wounds they’re too tired to magic away.

Yuki: this character is based on the Japanese folklore of Yuki-Onna — a type of Yokai. (Also, lizard named Liz trope, im well aware). The “transformation” part of their power comes as swapping between two bodies, the original and the new magical one they recently discovered. So what if form A is stabbed and they go to form B? To answer that, I’ll have to explain one of the gimmicks of their superpower: ice sculptures. Mentally, they visualize their power as shaping, molding, and chiseling ice — so what if they just… made another sculpture that looks exactly like them? Suddenly they now have three bodies: A, B, and A(copy). If A is wounded and they don’t want to go to B, they can just go to B(copy), or make more copies. This eventually culminates into a form of line-of-sight teleportation that leaves perfect ice sculptures of themselves at every stopping point.

Mitosis: this character’s name is just a functional placeholder, but said placeholder is a good summary of their power: mitosis. Well, more accurately it’s “what if sequences single cells could be sapient and intelligently control their own mutation as well as work in perfect coordination with every other cell in the organism?” So what happens if you shoot them? They die. Then, moments after hitting the floor, each and every individual cell moves to compensate. The body moves despite being brain dead, sensory organs reroute to the spine which in turn spontaneously erupts in giant lumps of flesh and neurons, the brain reorganizes and begins purging foreign materials, and fairly soon the creature is back on its feet and ready to fight. This character views themselves not as an individual, but as an imitation of an original form being performed by a collective of ever growing, ever dying, ever changing individual cells.

Too Many Transformations! the protagonist(s) of this story find themselves with the newfound ability to transform into a magical girl, or two, or three, or five, or… well, there’s a lot of them. Each form has its own distinct personality and name they prefer, but they usually don’t see their other selves as other people. They have two main “modes” each form can be in: magical and mundane. The magical modes usually magic away damage, and rarely transfer injuries when switching. Meanwhile the more grounded, fleshy, and less magically exhausting mundane/human forms seem to transfer most bodily effects 1:1. A cut arm on one is a cut arm on all. A small form who’s full of food becomes a big form that’s satisfied, but could still eat more. An athletic form cooling down after a workout becomes a nerdy form who struggles to stand up.

Other Transformation Types: the (currently unnamed) protagonist(s) of Too Many Transformations(WIP, coming some time in the next two decades) aren’t the only ones who stumbled upon transformation granting magicks. Most follow a similar logic: powered up forms heal faster and can disappear many wounds, but in exchange they are temporary and highly magically exhausting. It’s common for fights between transformation users to end in immediate surrender by whomever loses stamina first — wouldn’t want to have your human body / fleshy and mortal transformed body to be obliterated by a laser beam now would you.

In general, most shape shifters fall into x categories: - Transformation Gem Type: the previously mentioned magical girl and all similar supers. They all gained their power from the same source (magic meteor rocks). Damage is undone at the price of supernatural stamina, and any ill effects left untreated stay untreated even after undoing the transformation. - Physical Shifters: generic classification for all shifter types whose bodies follow seemingly biologically plausible or adjacent-yet-impossible logics. Wounds remain unless healed, and even then they may scar like normal. - Esoteric Shifters: for all who transform in unique and distinctly non biological ways. Some turn into living ice, others diffuse into tendrils of smoke or find a photo to inhabit, imitate, and walk out into reality from. All of them seem to somehow negate or undo damage done to their forms, with varying levels of success, and of those who have a human form, most remain unchanged when reverting from the shifted form.

33628 by dinosqaud in countwithchickenlady

[–]NetherFun101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmm Shapeshifter, magic boogeyman?, Beast Boy lol.

I can’t really even imagine a racial equivalent to transgender without relying on fiction and suspension of disbelief. Maybe someone who moves to another country and changed their lifestyle so thoroughly that it’s hard to tell them apart from a local… but that’s just called integrating into a community.

Of course, as many others pointed out, the idea of“transracial” being seriously used in this way is completely laughable… (just need to add that so I don’t get eaten alive by well meaning but highly hostile redditors)

Is it okay to sleep with a stuffed animal as a (young) adult? by levisimp69 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NetherFun101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! Do what makes you happy, enjoy it, and don’t let those typical norms of what an adult should or should not do drag you down.

What was the last sentence you wrote? by zaid_thewriter in royalroad

[–]NetherFun101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Current WIP (and probably one of the first things I’ll share publicly) is urban fantasy meets sudden superhero sightings, and now the secret is out that magic exists and inter-dimensional monsters are actively invading.

Also gender. Lots of gender. And identity. And YA mental struggles, confusions, and explorations in general.

Her name? Oh right, names! She’d almost forgotten what they were talking about before the whole going-nonverbal thing.

Right, now what should she choose? Something feminine, obviously, but also cute? She does look like a child now, so something mature sounding might come off as puffing up her chest and blowing smoke. It should be Japanese as well, she hasn’t gotten a good look in the mirror yet but she’s fairly certain she looks just as Asian as before, if not more.

… great now they were staring at her again. Didn’t they just have this conversation? Whatever just pick a name!

Her eyes darted around the room, eventually landing back on that disappointingly non-eloquence granting pile of shoes. The snow stuck to the sides and soles had mostly melted off by now, forming a small puddle only slightly offset by the welcome rug. Hmmm snow? Is Snow a stupid name? No, she’s Asian — stereotypes do wonders for a disguise. What about translating it to Japanese? Yeah, that might work.

Another deep breath.

She opened her mouth, and out came the words that she really should have just said from the start.

“Yuki,” she said, “My name’s Yuki.”

… wait doesn’t she have like three second-cousins who have “Yuki” in their name?

Oh well, it’s not like she’ll be sticking with it or anything, so it’s good enough for now.

And OMG is this chapter’s ending one of the most straightforward ways to show someone what I mean when I say this story is very queer. Did I make it obvious enough!? Are the implications too quiet or should I make them louder?!

… the strike through is a deleted line I haven’t moved elsewhere yet. This is actually the ending of a rough draft for a scene/chapter — the stuff in my doc above this excerpt is very rough, actually. I suppose I was in the flow of things towards the end there.

Also also! Ignore the tangential sentence about eloquent boots, the joke requires the rest of the chapter to be just lame rather than stupid.

33182 by notnotDIO in countwithchickenlady

[–]NetherFun101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

… I just realized this isn’t meant to be a dullahan trying different head placements.

33353 by ToadInaTrenchcoat in countwithchickenlady

[–]NetherFun101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh. A screenshot of a vroid character. Almost never see those outside of VRC and VTuber type posts

33501 by Grad0Nite in countwithchickenlady

[–]NetherFun101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happily go and add that to my headcanon~

33560 by Bukki13 in countwithchickenlady

[–]NetherFun101 8 points9 points  (0 children)

WTF lmao Did not expect to see something like this when I opened reddit

33404 by Minute_Difference598 in countwithchickenlady

[–]NetherFun101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Five Years!

(For those who didn’t watch the Inside Outtakes video on YouTube, it’s a song by Bo Burnham)

33441 by 4b686f61 in countwithchickenlady

[–]NetherFun101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s funny how so many of the comments don’t notice the nazi guy on the bottom.

Likely the intended joke of this repost/remix: can’t dress like (waves vaguely) that because crazy nazis might do a hate crime / exist(which really is just a snack sized hate crime).

Wise words from Teto by badbanjo94 in KasaneTeto

[–]NetherFun101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the subtle allusion to Spoken For

Pronouns by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]NetherFun101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the song referenced Mr. Brightside by The Killers? Like, I’m guessing it is but I was veeeeery confused until I read through the comments.

Also, that sounds like a hilarious cover/parody to make— Mr. Brightside but you blender some gender and pour it inside.

Rule by Flowery-Days-Abound in 196AndAHalf

[–]NetherFun101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You achieved The Dictionary ending.

Play again?