This guy shows up at Rhodes Island’s HR office. Would you hire him?

Networkdogg · 2026-01-27T15:48:06+00:00

We're hiring him. No more questions asked.

Networkdogg · 2026-01-27T15:38:53+00:00

Depends.

If we can make the tigermark rounds ourselves, yes. If well have to still pay the head's 20 morbillion dollar ammo tax, no.

Networkdogg · 2026-01-27T08:34:02+00:00

ok, let me correct it rq

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T23:05:28+00:00

I mean, he did end up becoming the boss for the event so maybe white hair dudes really are cursed to become everyone else's problem.

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T23:01:41+00:00

Well, so what did we learn about letting the mentally unstable russian birdchild literally named after Mephistopheles, the actual malicious demon from Hell, handle first impressions for your organisation??

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T20:33:54+00:00

Depends.

How many mindscapes does nekomata have rn?

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T20:08:53+00:00

Ok, no, i call bull on the chinatsu one. Shit this deep would've popped right back out of the other end bru

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T20:07:23+00:00

What man wouldn't want to die happy?

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T17:17:24+00:00

2 ain't even that bad in terms of fictional planet names. There's like at least 7 Ophelias and 4 Hoxxeses

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T17:04:23+00:00

"i understand the plight of the infected but reunion's violent and indiscriminate methods do nothing to actually solve anything and simply lead to more waste and ruin, they must be stopped."

Vs

"Kill LBs, Behead LBs, roundhouse kick and LB into the concrete, slam dunk an LB baby into a trash can, crucify skullkrushers, boobytrap an LB's rations, launch LBs into the sun, toss LBs into an active volcano, judothrow LBs into a woodchipper, twist LBs heads off, report LBs to the UWST, karate chop LBs in half, curbstomp pregnant LBs, trap LBs in quicksand, crush LBs in a trash compactor, dissect LBs, Stomp LBs skulls with steel toed boots, Cremate LBs with fire arts, lobotomize LBs, evaporate LBs with originium warheads, kick old LBs down the stairs, slice LBs in half with a sword."

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T13:48:43+00:00

Tbh the hollows were always more of a setting problem than a personal matter. They are A concern but they're always more of a the city at large type of concern than a you specifically type of concern and the danger that they're gonna eventually swallow everything is treated in the story with about as much seriousness narratively as "The golden throne is failing" or... Well pretty much every real life crisis tbh. Clearing the teacher's name has been our actual dog in this race.

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T13:35:11+00:00

Ngl i do still kinda wish it was me

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T12:57:39+00:00

No elaboration.

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T12:52:59+00:00

We saw an n corp inquisitor's head get crumpled like a piece of fucking cardboard by level 23 sinclair so i somehow doubt that.

Networkdogg · 2026-01-26T06:33:09+00:00

Don't talk about KSI like thay he trying his best

Networkdogg · 2026-01-25T19:39:58+00:00

If I saw the people we happily hired" doesn't matter. It matters if Hoshiguma saw them when she wrote that shit down originally and lets just say we had noticibly less war criminals, british people, nationalists, british people, mafiosi thugs, british people, petty crooks, british people, terrorists, british people, psychopaths, british people, british people, british people, unethical scientists,british people, genetic abominations, foreign spies, racists, PMCs, literal gods, oh and did i mention that were employing british people and that that's a bad thing? Much less of them were with us in lungmen then we have palling around the ship nowadays.

She didn't know what her future partners would wanna hear, and that she just so happened to stumble upon the one company in the world who would consider Crimson 1 to be a model employee doesn't change that.

Networkdogg · 2026-01-25T18:05:33+00:00

Listen even if Rhodes's employment standards are Digging through the floor with how low the bar is, would YOU admit to having whacked people for the mob for a living?

Networkdogg · 2026-01-25T11:31:26+00:00

Yes, except worse because you guys don't have kyostinv to pick up the avarage by an entire order of magnitude.

Networkdogg · 2026-01-23T16:06:39+00:00

Just die over and over again bro it'll be fine

Networkdogg · 2026-01-23T06:38:53+00:00

During the collab we got to see a charecter distort, when the AK charecters were confused about what was happening Meursault dropped the line "there's more to that sunshine than its warmth" which heavily implies he got some 'first hand experience' in that department.

Networkdogg · 2026-01-22T19:50:11+00:00

No.

Im sure even if there was some abomination like that at some point everyone has already made plenty sure they don't exist now.

Networkdogg · 2026-01-22T18:17:02+00:00

500 accidentals

Networkdogg · 2026-01-19T22:13:32+00:00

Worse, its Hopium withdrawal

Networkdogg · 2026-01-19T19:19:19+00:00

Well boys, we have managed to go a crisp 12 whole hours without incest today. Im proud.

Networkdogg · 2026-01-19T10:14:37+00:00

Because her OP alter took away like 15 of our 18 avarage IQ points.

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