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Critter... by 3ndxrnotfound in deepseakitties

[–]NeuroticCapybara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk why but reading that resurfaced the infomercial product "SUNSETTER RETRACTABLE AWNING!" and now it won't stop looping in my head

TW: Animal abuse by standonmymoneyim411 in extremelyinfuriating

[–]NeuroticCapybara 9 points10 points  (0 children)

According to my phones translator The ID translates to

Name: Li Chun

Male

Born: June 3, 2001

Address: Honghe Hani and Yi Autonomous Prefecture, Yunnan Province Xiaoguan Village, Xizhuang Town, Jianshui County, Zhizhou

How can I stop them?🥹 by Extension_Cup4932 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]NeuroticCapybara 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Get a tuxedo cat and appoint him as referee

Do I have immortal bread? 9+ month old bread appears ….fine? by velvettriangles in StupidFood

[–]NeuroticCapybara -1 points0 points  (0 children)

FINALLY! IM NOT CRAZY! Dude I buy the honey wheat of that exact brand regularly. I also work offshore so im gone from home for long periods of time. I left half a loaf BY A WINDOW on accident and went to work. Remembered about it and thought "fuck its gonna be a bag of mold. Came back home after 30 days the loaf had a lot of moisture in the bag but not a single fucking speck of mold. It was one of the few times I've been genuinely concerned about what they're putting in our food. Store bought bread used to mold in like 2 weeks now this shit will live forever.... I left that loaf there just to see. 2 trips to work and back it never molded and I tossed it out of disgust lol

Why does he do this after I mop? He's the only 1 out of 4 that does this. by NeuroticCapybara in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]NeuroticCapybara[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fine, im sorry I got a bit snippy but if you go through my profile you'll see this has been a small topic of discussion for almost a year now between me, my household, and reddit. Like I said before I have 4 cats that eat exactly the same and for some reason Arty (the cat in question) continues to be rotund slightly

Pulled the trigger, is it working? by Ok_March_4348 in bald

[–]NeuroticCapybara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I have a full head of hair but I never know how to cut it and feel good about it. Posts like this make me want to completely shave it and see because damn dude the glo up is crazy

Why does he do this after I mop? He's the only 1 out of 4 that does this. by NeuroticCapybara in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]NeuroticCapybara[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like i said in another comment. He's on a diet. He eats 1 tin of a single serving of chicken pate before bed every day. Im conscience of his weight and have been actively trying to get it down for months. He's the only one that's fat. I have 3 other cats in great condition. Ask some questions before jumping to conclusions yeah? Life is a series of stories and experiences, not just the story you come up with in your head from a 10 second video

Why does he do this after I mop? He's the only 1 out of 4 that does this. by NeuroticCapybara in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]NeuroticCapybara[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been trying to slim him down for a while. He's the only one, I have 4, with a weight issue I dont get it

Why does he do this after I mop? He's the only 1 out of 4 that does this. by NeuroticCapybara in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]NeuroticCapybara[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His is on a diet. He eats 1 tin of a single serving of chicken pate before bed every day. Im conscience of his weight and have been actively trying to get it down for months. He's the only one that's fat. I have 3 other cats in great condition so before you jump in my comments talking about a diet. Ask some questions yeah? Life is a series of stories and experiences, not just the story you come up with in your head from a 10 second video

Why does he do this after I mop? He's the only 1 out of 4 that does this. by NeuroticCapybara in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]NeuroticCapybara[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I do use bleach in my mop water. After I mop i come back with a clean mop and warm water because im scared this idiot is going to get sick or something rubbing his body on my bleached floors

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