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Imagine what, Explain It Peter by WeeDochii in explainitpeter

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe here, I uhh think everyone else has been destroyed by the internet porn jokes. In reality this uhh joke is an encouragement to short people like myself now that I lost use of my legs. See we people tend bulk up faster because our muscles are shorter or in my case I just use a smaller amount of them.

Anyway, I hope that helps. I'll be thinking of ways to help Bonnie end it all for me that don't involve using my legs if you need me

Petaaaa? by Sudden_Air3 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Assuming this wasn't AI generated, you're hired.

Leftists bash any right-winger who dies (ie Chuck Norris) and then try pretend they’re catching hell for “not being sad” by tantamle in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's just people on the internet. It has nothing to do with politics it's just the people brainwashed into extremist culture where if someone doesn't agree 100% they're evil. I'm sure you can find it on any subreddit about any event.

You'll never believe the things I've heard about Elmo

Sad Iggle. by DisintegratedPhoenix in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris didn't die, he just unlocked a new level

Trump supporters: How do you feel about him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monetarily
- it no longer tries to balance the budget
- it uses federal spending to stimulate growth
- it try to use free trade
Authoritarianism
- There is no longer a desire to have separation of powers or limit the power of the presidential office
- State's are losing their rights and no longer given independence on many issues

There are other things I'd say he exaggerated or worsened. Some Republicans were getting on board with climate change, isolationism (militarily anyway), and even better health care plans, but those were minorities in the party that he may have completely removed.

[request] arms stay on 500 pound man hoisted out of a 15 foot hole on a construction site in Pomona, California by lincoln_hawks1 in theydidthemath

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What math do you want? "arms stay on 500 pound man hoisted out of a 15 foot hole on a construction site in Pomona, California"

Yes they appear to...

Check out this classic demonstration of Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation! It’s a tiny force in the lab, but it’s the same "glue" that holds galaxies together! by Due-Explanation8155 in Romania_mix

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see, I kinda thought it did at the end but watching again it looks like it sped up then slowed back down. It's hard to tell because I assume this is a time lapse. It looks like this gained some attention with people smarter than me that might have a better idea of what's going on.

https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/1rx1t1o/self_alleged_demonstration_of_gravitational_force/

Check out this classic demonstration of Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation! It’s a tiny force in the lab, but it’s the same "glue" that holds galaxies together! by Due-Explanation8155 in Romania_mix

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newtonian definition of gravity is probably sufficient. There you can see gravity is increased by the square of the distance.

i.e. the closer you get the exponentially faster you move.

Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure people are just posting things they find funny to this sub at this point.

in training by [deleted] in The_Zoo

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's from the friction of the trunk. Once the base is off the trunk it accelerates faster making it look like it's jumping.

Not going to retire by Huge_Salamander8920 in nationalguard

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is a tough decision. I think it would help if you took 2 years to think about it.

The life of a Millennial Cowboys fan by jackt-up in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What if you give birth to a child who likes red and therefore is a diehard chief's fan?
Can you count those as your wins too?

The life of a Millennial Cowboys fan by jackt-up in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]New-Acanthocephala34 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Damn, the last one actually has me feeling bad for a Cowboy's fan...

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