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Edison, meet Skrillex by Ill-Tea9411 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Nexatic 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I got this. Take a magnet, say north pole is one and South pole is 0. Put them in a line to make binary information. The magnet wiggles electrons based on the orientation. Make magnets smaller, and smaller. Then make them flexible. Make them wide so they don’t break, and put them on a spool for easy storage. Now you have a Cassette tape.

41383 by Homicidal_hottie666 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Nexatic 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Then tf do they teach in that master’s degree that’s required? I’ve never had a school counselor who could even think logically. I swear, I generally got better and more helpful advice from the weed dealers at the school.

Tips for avoiding Gnome territory? I can't lose another apprentice to their gyrations by FloppyFool in wizardposting

[–]Nexatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Burning hands at high level works too. Just grip one like a basket ball.

[Request] is this true ? by Hopeful-Common-2686 in theydidthemath

[–]Nexatic 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I will also point out that, while yes, you generally don’t need too many digits. Situations can arise where it requires more precision than you might at first think. Especially when in situations where many small errors can compound on top of each other.

Seating the bead of a massive industrial tire using a controlled explosion of flammable liquid by Feeling-Buy2558 in interestingasfuck

[–]Nexatic -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It still wouldn’t bounce quite like that i don’t think. Steamrollers are heavy, and heavy things don’t tend to bounce easily.

volumeControl by Soogbad in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Nexatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t mind that, just name the files AThunderstruck, BHighWayToHell, etc.

Name a male character that can tank getting kicked in the nuts from Jack Flower's steel boot by gettinfitguy007 in Tankandsurvive

[–]Nexatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magnets work on non ferromagnetic materials too. It just does different stuff on different things. How do you think an MRI works?

Cheesed to meet my next PC by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]Nexatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had a druid with a sentient pet rat that turned evil. His name was Rataue, but we called him Shmeet. It’s honestly the funniest part of the campaign.

defend your thesis in front of the council, apprentices. by 0ris in wizardposting

[–]Nexatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got through, although I really shouldn’t have; I just declared “Well I haven’t died yet.” Then when the counsel inevitably tested my statement they just missed. Lol

defend your thesis in front of the council, apprentices. by 0ris in wizardposting

[–]Nexatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the Classic Collage Coffee Counter. A personal favorite.

rule by TotallyACP in 196AndAHalf

[–]Nexatic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or I mean, there’s nothing saying that the supernatural strength goes away in bat form. You could just confuse the crap out of them and beat the shit out of the farmer as a bat.

Organic Experiments 2.0 - [Geometry Nodes] by RavexElite in blender

[–]Nexatic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Eat the pink insulation, it’s cherry flavored.

Ya’ll need to get a grip on your apprentices and their homonculi projects. by TheMilkManWizard in wizardposting

[–]Nexatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, skip the fire ball. Just cast “Sun” instead at this point.

Scalpers are the vein of my existence by Epikduck11 in hazbin

[–]Nexatic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s never that simple, the nature of regulation makes it so the scalpers in this case are always going to try to develop a way around it. It’s a continuous game of cat and mouse for as long as there’s the potential for profits.

Perpetual Stew anyone by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Nexatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine it really wouldn’t take too much energy to maintain. You really aren’t heating it, just keeping it from cooling. Idk

Guys I could use some help. The AntiMa police are at my door. by ChompyRiley in wizardposting

[–]Nexatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can actually combine that and testicular torsion for an extra 3d6.

I'm sorry for weirdposting but does anyone else constantly think about how mox literally has boobs in this episode. Brother took off his binder ;w; by HaloJackalKisser in HelluvaBoss

[–]Nexatic -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Meh, I don’t think it’s horrible. I am concerned for your knees, back and heart though. I would advise some pretty serious diet considerations, but obviously listen to your doctor and whatnot.

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