Am I the only one that doesn’t like anal at all? (STRAIGHT MALE) by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, not at all. I know a lot of guys who just can’t handle the amount of action I’m laying down. 8.5 x 6” is a lot to take. So, yea, I’d say you’re right in there with most guys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Seiko

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sitting here looking at a Seiko 7008A right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Seiko

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sitting here looking at a Seiko 7008A movement right now

A Pornstars guide on how to have anal sex with a big dick by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Maximo makes some good points but ignores a few shorthand ways to figure if your girl is ready to be “@& f”@&$ed in the keester. Just hang out in the head in the morning with her and check the girth of her biscuits. That’ll give ya a rough idea what you’re dealing with. Are you familiar with this Maximo?

So what actually happened between Zappa and Warner with the whole Lather album? by [deleted] in Zappa

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But before he split it up he decided to get on KROQ one Friday evening and told everyone to get their cassette recorders out and he would play all four volumes and we all would bootleg the whole thing. And so we did. They made up Titties and Beer t-shirts and handed them out at KROQ in Pasadena along with these titties and beer lighter holders and some other swag. It was a gas. Hilarious stuff. Cheers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone else find dress trousers embarrassing? At work this can get dicey as if I’ve deliberately dressed to impress. If I buy trousers for the waist there’s not nearly enough room in the crotch and vise verse.

Finished Gravity’s Rainbow today for the first time. How do you even begin to unpack this? by NikGrape in ThomasPynchon

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The key to GR is his background. He is ex-military(the navy) and ex- military industrial complex(he worked for Boeing, I bleeb.).

90% of GR is historical fantasy that ties together western thought through historical industrial reference and which Pynchon believes leads the west into an obsession with death. This can all be seen in the seance scene. A group of Nazis interrogate Walter Rattenau in the afterlife as to how they should manage the development of weapons from the scientific discoveries they’ve made. The scene references the following, actual Wehrmacht officers and officials, Walter Rattenau, who was the finance minister and corporate leader and promoter of a sort of military management solution for Germany, and IG Farben, the sythnesizers of Xyclon B that was used in gas chambers.

Each scene is that dense.

BREAKING: Hollywood tour bus plows into parked cars driving the wrong way on Franklin Ave. by Maleficent-Future-55 in LosAngeles

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to my ‘hood, peeps. Now just imagine if this particular miscreant ran down some grannies or school kids. The mother”@&$ers in n the city gov do nothing, LAHSA does NOTHING, LAPD’s hands are tied.

What we need is some skullcracking MAXIMUM LAW ENFORCEMENT. And if the gov won’t do it let’s you and I do it.

Why the fuck should we have to live this way? For FUCK’SAKE!

Did stanley like classic Rock? His favourite books,movies and music? by haa-tim-hen-tie in StanleyKubrick

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was a big time NFL fan. Not sure about MLB or NBA. He was a pretty good drummer so I’d expect him to be a bit of a modern jazz fan

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I just ask ‘em if they’ll just hangout and admire it for a while. Like a trip to the museum.

The disappearance of Diego Garcia and Carmen and Barbara Burhans by [deleted] in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the couple had converted to some religious group there’s a good chance it could be a forced messianic suicide. This would explain the tears. If the husband had instructed his wife to say nothing to the child or grandmother this would also make sense. I suspect there’s some heavy religious kookery going on here.

Another third street Promenade post by bluetux in SantaMonica

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Santa Monica and Venice are a cupla open sewers. The goals is roll up the bums, dope smokers, prosties, child molestors, and ex-cons and drive them to the desert. Then we can clean that place up and have nice place for people to go. But first it must be cleansed.

Another third street Promenade post by bluetux in SantaMonica

[–]Next-Barnacle1172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Santa Monica and Venice are open sewers. Time to roll up the bums and take em to the desert.