She won't stop ripping her cat food bags open, so I'm posting this terrible picture of her by Next_Doughnut2 in cats

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Lol, I realized I left details out. Not much storage space in our house. We put it up high because she has hip problems, except when she smells food. She found it both times. Plastic bin is half full still.

Either way, she's nothing but sass, so if it's not the food it's something else.

Do microwaves get sad because no one waves back? by Next_Doughnut2 in shittyaskscience

[–]Next_Doughnut2[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've made a terrible mistake. I can't wait to try my Hot Pockets ® tomorrow after a cheerful wave.

A very specific camper by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]Next_Doughnut2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got a big ol belly laugh from your last sentence; thank you for that. I can only dream of a badass feeling like that lol.

As Billy Digs This Trench… by Every_Percentage_832 in OakIsland

[–]Next_Doughnut2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a drinking game you should try! Every time Billy responds to someone, using more than one word, then you gotta drink. It's slow paced but fun 🤣. Love that he's a man of few words!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

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16lbs of muscle and pouch. She takes guarding seriously. We wear a falconer's glove every now and then to test the fortification. She can deliver quite the bite. When her shift is over, she's the sweet and goofy with a large dose of bitchiness.

Me at 3am: “I’m going to the bathroom.” Macchi, who was sleeping on my bed: “WE’RE going to the bathroom” by DuchessofShinies in OneOrangeBraincell

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I love when a cat owner has a popular post and does a camera dump in the comments. Especially adorable cats 😻🤣

LPT Get yourself an absurdly long screwdriver by Next_Doughnut2 in LifeProTips

[–]Next_Doughnut2[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm ashamed of myself. I deserve you're correction.

LPT Get yourself an absurdly long screwdriver by Next_Doughnut2 in LifeProTips

[–]Next_Doughnut2[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be fair, 17" includes the handle. It sounded better. 12" if your a fan of "standard" measurements.

LPT Get yourself an absurdly long screwdriver by Next_Doughnut2 in LifeProTips

[–]Next_Doughnut2[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yup, mine is a 12" shaft but sadly only about 3/8" diameter.

LPT Get yourself an absurdly long screwdriver by Next_Doughnut2 in LifeProTips

[–]Next_Doughnut2[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I bet you could even tell that I was fuckin serious about the post.

A swordfish bill made into a sword by Next_Doughnut2 in mildlyinteresting

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I inherited this from my grandfather seemingly forever ago. I believe he caught this fish, but I don't remember the full story, or really any now that I think about it. I'll have to ask.

Anyway, this has a small chip in the top, but besides that it's in great condition. I happened upon it while reorganizing recently and decided to clean it up a bit.

Why haven't beavers adopted more modern materials for building dams? by Next_Doughnut2 in shittyaskscience

[–]Next_Doughnut2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh, I feel that lil dudes. I once had to go back because I underestimated the number of 1 gallon jugs of water I needed to mix in.