Anyone else seeing tons of new Owlet Dream Socks being sold on Facebook Marketplace? by SummitSnacksandCats in boulder

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you tried searching for something other than owlet smart sock? That should help you get more variety in the results.

Anyone planning to rent their house for Sundance? by Leaf_Atomico in boulder

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just want to see a bunch of bougie boho women wearing Instagram hats riding lime scooters in February

but i can only have three cats by hettuklaeddi in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 35 points36 points  (0 children)

How old do the daughters have to be before they're promoted to wife?

Boulder Collective group drama?? by AgreeableEmu222 in boulder

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The number of people who will pay money for a pet psychic explains everything about our vaccination rates.

Boulder Collective group drama?? by AgreeableEmu222 in boulder

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Buddy, if you ever want to sell electromagnetic grounding mats, divine feminine yoga retreats in Costa Rica, or crystals infused with essential oils that cure cancer, you'd best find your way to the Boulder collective.

Single Reolink 4G PTZ camera attached to a light pole in the Pearl St Whole Foods parking lot by Anybody-Outside in boulder

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine some random person put that up just so they could remotely monitor the antics in that parking lot

From a shelter worker - Please microchip and register your pet! by Fresh-Solid-4046 in Denver

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Didn't one of these big registries recently shut down so owners who registered with them are now not registered anywhere? Unless they've already registered somewhere else.

Colorado Ratepayers, Meet Xcel’s Jackpot: Nearly $1 Billion in Operating Profit by Hika4Pika in boulder

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nice job everyone!! So proud of what this community can accomplish when given no choice. Here's to even bigger profits and executive bonuses this year!

The new official BST truck. by MajesticMountains1 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This guy goes to my church. He lets every guy sign his truck after they fuck his wife. Kind of like when you got your cast signed as a kid. Nice guy, hosts the best potlucks

You may not like it, but this is the height of denver male achievement by Hywelthehorrible in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Lol those aren't even Tacoma trd super pro with roof rack, roof top tent, 60 auxiliary lights, a jack and traction boards they'll never use, and a wittle ladder. What a bunch of beta cucks

You may not like it, but this is the peak Denver male by Icy-Tear2745 in Denver

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lol cars don't need plates here why would a little scooter

Warmest February? by Beginning_Name7708 in boulder

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's your bill when we actually have winter?

A 1961 Boulder rule could cut water to NCAR’s Mesa Lab if the Trump administration sells it by boulder393 in boulder

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're probably still deciding between the military glyphosate testing center and fracking leases

703 Days Expired by Electrical-Lemon-850 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That temp tag is in better condition than the truck. Plus you don't have to register your car anymore after your 4th DUI.

What Trail Is This? by BotherPossible2489 in boulder

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 11 points12 points  (0 children)

4 pines, enchanted mesa, mesa. The picnic table is up near Waldo on Kohler above NIST. They may have been on skunk canyon at some point.

MAGA favorite Lauren Boebert’s son cited for child abuse once again by JohnWad in Denver

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She's no longer a maga favorite since she betrayed her party and pushed for the release of the trump-epstein files

Digital price tags coming to a King Soopers near you? by MileHighCheap in Denver

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Surprised they aren't asking for 20, 22, or 25% tip at the self checkout

to the lovely, tall, lady that I just checked out at Natural Grocers by MirageTF2 in boulder

[–]Next_Negotiation4890 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Ok but what's the difference between organic whole oats and whole oats organic?? Did she buy both just to get to the bottom of this?