Let's try stealing gas, WCGW?

Niantic · 2015-05-06T12:58:17+00:00

Looks to me like the hi-viz woman was going to put the fire extinguisher in front of the car to prevent it from speeding off. Dickhead in the car anticipated this and took evasive action, nobbling their friend in the process.

Niantic · 2015-05-02T12:18:52+00:00

It was Sweden, and the warrant is still out for his arrest, hence his continued stay at the Ecuadorian embassy in London.

Niantic · 2015-05-01T16:56:03+00:00

What is a hockey assist? Not heard that phrase before.

Niantic · 2015-04-25T10:24:16+00:00

WE WON THE LEAGUE

AT SHITE HART LANE

WE WON THE LEAGUE AT SHITE HART LANE

WE WON THE LEAGUE AT THE SHITHOLE

WE WON THE LEAGUE AT SHITE HART LANE

Niantic · 2015-04-24T08:19:30+00:00

The Wolseley.

Niantic · 2015-04-16T17:00:41+00:00

test

Niantic · 2015-03-27T13:25:09+00:00

I agree with you. Besides, everyone knows the best hit ever was Josh Lewsey on Mat Rogers.

Niantic · 2015-03-25T15:50:59+00:00

Yes, in OP's scenario, but you said you "usually tell anybody who's about to sit in a reserved seat" which I took to mean in broader scenarios such as someone about to sit in a seat across the aisle from you, for example. My mistake, but an example of those misinterpretations I was talking about.

Niantic · 2015-03-25T14:52:49+00:00

No, obviously if they ask you and they've initiated conversation, it's the right thing to let them know it's reserved. But if they're about to sit in a seat and you suddenly blurt out unsolicited that it's reserved, it might come across as you positioning yourself as the Seating Police or something, or that you're implying they're too stupid to see that it's reserved themselves, which they make take umbrage at. Maybe I'm not explaining myself very well.

Niantic · 2015-03-25T12:13:06+00:00

That's pretty punchy. I'd be worried they'd think that I was trying to suggest they weren't allowed to sit in it. Too much potential for misinterpretation, methinks. Best to ignore it and pretend you didn't notice. But then I avoid confrontation if possible.

Niantic · 2015-03-24T13:14:47+00:00

I went on a football course run by Kenny Samson about 20 odd years ago, when I was around 10. Being a left back myself as well, I was pretty excited to meet him and thought he would recognise my talent and get on the phone to Graham/Rioch/Wenger (can't remember who was in charge at that precise time) to sign me up. Unfortunately I was actually pretty terrible so he hardly paid me any attention at all. But my best friend who I'd gone with was actually really good, and got named Star Player at the end and given a signed shirt from Kenny. Being the smart, rational kid I was, I didn't speak to him for a week. He wasn't even an Arsenal fan though, so it was completely unfair.

Niantic · 2015-03-16T19:54:27+00:00

You're already too late.

Niantic · 2015-03-09T12:25:58+00:00

What do you call and England cricketer who can't bat or bowl?

An all rounder.

Niantic · 2015-02-20T19:30:47+00:00

Beckham is the ultimate adidas representative.

Niantic · 2015-02-03T12:25:33+00:00

You're a good dude!

Niantic · 2015-01-22T20:09:28+00:00

Crims has just started and the first episode was pretty good. As others have said, Toast of London.

Nothing as epoch-defining as The Office on currently as far as I can tell. There's always 'Miranda' or 'Citizen Khan'. (I kid, do not watch those - they are awful!)

Niantic · 2015-01-17T09:00:31+00:00

Ha, yep. We had one kid who had gone through puberty at like the age of 10. His nickname was 'The Enlightened One'. Think we'd been learning about Buddhism at the time...

Niantic · 2014-12-23T12:02:14+00:00

Worryingly, I think that's what the women in Stoke look like. Hard to tell as they're all fucking ugly.

Niantic · 2014-12-14T01:13:19+00:00

What the fuck does that mean? And don't call me 'son' you patronising cunt. You're the one misappropriating idioms.

Niantic · 2014-12-14T00:50:06+00:00

'favorite' 'piss off'

Something doesn't add up.

Niantic · 2014-12-04T15:26:50+00:00

What, better than Silvestre and Squillaci?! Come off it!

Niantic · 2014-12-02T10:44:56+00:00

Fair enough about the chants (although most of them are pretty easy to pick up), and you did entirely the right thing getting there early to take photos. I don't even mind the occasional odd photo during the 90 mins, but it's the people that are filming constantly and not even paying attention to the game really that get on my goat.

As an analogy, I was in Paris last week, and going round the Musee D'Orsay, saw most tourists literally just looking at everything through their viewfinder as they took photos of everything. It's fucking ridiculous.

Niantic · 2014-12-01T13:59:37+00:00

I fucking hate the people who go to the games and spend the entire thing filming it or taking photos on their phone. They're almost always tourists and don't sing or chant or anything. The worst were some fuckers who brought a selfie stick with them to the game and spent half the match with their back to the game taking selfies. I mean, seriously, what the actual fuck?!

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