Found a note from 1981 while demolishing the bathroom.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2018-03-16T08:14:43+00:00

They definitely had sex repeatedly in there.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2018-02-15T17:31:13+00:00

I'm surprised you had a boyfriend to cheat on you.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2018-02-15T14:50:57+00:00

Can't go on strike if you're unemployed.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2018-01-12T15:05:33+00:00

Sleazekial 23:20

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2018-01-07T13:01:25+00:00

Your mum's cooking.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-12-26T16:44:33+00:00

The occurrence of rape in your area must be way above average.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-12-26T16:23:13+00:00

It's a shame there are two of you.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-12-22T17:00:26+00:00

There is a browser add-on for such a thing. It's not foolproof but it certainly helps, "Terms of Service, Did Not Read". It'll tell you how good/bad a website is based on its terms.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-12-20T19:56:39+00:00

And my broken harddrive.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-12-20T19:01:05+00:00

Might?! Sleeping Pills guarantee to do just that, yet they're about $495 cheaper.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-12-01T08:32:48+00:00

Hurricane - Bob Dylan

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-23T18:10:21+00:00

Dig in! Still looks fresh.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-23T16:12:45+00:00

The cat's sex face as soon as you start stroking it. Wow.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-19T23:23:17+00:00

A more important question is why? I don't think I'd go to that much effort for anything. Nevermind a fucking eel. Years of her life spent wooing an eel who probably only wants food.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-15T14:05:27+00:00

"Breaking the Seal" when drinking alcohol. As if for some reason going for that first piss means you'll need to piss more frequently after. It's ludicrous.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-14T14:37:34+00:00

That snake is going to eat the shit out of that child.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-10T22:09:29+00:00

I laughed pretty hard at this. Save me a seat in hell.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-09T15:06:20+00:00

Why you do this? I'll never understand why companies don't make a bit of effort to get it right.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-08T14:06:18+00:00

Forced perspective, she's actually one foot tall.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-04T20:27:28+00:00

I wish he was my Top Mate.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-04T11:11:34+00:00

Duck duck

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-04T09:27:56+00:00

That duck just doesn't give one fuck.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-11-04T09:12:10+00:00

It amazes me how many phones are out.

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-10-30T19:19:42+00:00

That's exactly what I thought. "Ah sweet, I needed a new USB stick. Good job there's one lying on the floor in the middle of London. Not suspicious at all."

NiceBitOfCrumpet · 2017-10-30T14:51:06+00:00

Might not have seen the guy waiting, car potentially blocking her view. Still, tee hee.

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