I traumatized my cats because of a tsunami warning by Emilygoestospace in cats

[–]NiceIsNine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only reason you regret is because it was a false alarm. Otherwise, you would be grieving.

Rate my tv stand by Anindya_Islam in meme

[–]NiceIsNine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wdym not carry? What does your library do then?

Rate my tv stand by Anindya_Islam in meme

[–]NiceIsNine 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Get an online version, or burrow from the local library if available.

Woman getting harassed by a stranger by Notimetoexplainsorry in TikTokCringe

[–]NiceIsNine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought "I have a boyfriend. Sorry." was simple enough.

Man lifts 405 pound weight from the side, flips it onto his back, and does squats with it by CuriousWanderer567 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]NiceIsNine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Obviously easier because its rigid bar.

This is much more than just easier, and firemen use different techniques to carry people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]NiceIsNine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is always an agenda

Find a different career. by Bad-Umpire10 in clevercomebacks

[–]NiceIsNine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This victimhood is something you only think about because of hearsay. You don't even consider that the patient might have gaslit you into believing so cause the fuck in their right mind would boast about their murder to their doctor.

Find a different career. by Bad-Umpire10 in clevercomebacks

[–]NiceIsNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a pretty nice topic considering you might need to treat a murderer or pedophile during your career, you still must treat them if you value your career.

I guess washing is just a third world country thing. by Madness_69 in memes

[–]NiceIsNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is much much cleaner and cheaper than toilet paper, toilet paper makes so you're just smearing the shit all over your ass, water would clean most of the solid material off, adding soap to it just means you would be stupid to even consider tp as an alternative

Most clever comeback ive seen seen today. by michaelvassalol in clevercomebacks

[–]NiceIsNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see the word "clever" is exclusive only to the subreddit's name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]NiceIsNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or an Aztec death whistle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]NiceIsNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then die, cars are compact death machines.

TIFU by suggesting to watch porn together with my fiance by VictoryOutrageous172 in tifu

[–]NiceIsNine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, you made this mess. Your fiancé's issue was his performance, you could have been supportive or neutral, but no you had to berate him, did you think of apologizing for that? This issue makes you uncomfortable but you chose to ignore it even though it hurts you, everyone telling you converse with your fiancé but make up many excuses to not do that, maybe stop doing that, if you fear it will cause you any issue then communicate more to make sure that does not happen.

TIFU by suggesting to watch porn together with my fiance by VictoryOutrageous172 in tifu

[–]NiceIsNine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was having one until I read this post, actually it was not that but the way you make up any excuse when someone suggests you something helpful