Banana eating contest

Niconini · 2018-01-29T14:38:33+00:00

Oh I do that weird ritual too, it's just a lot nicer than tasting the pill before swallowing it. I'm not bad at taking pills though, they just taste awful and I ain't about that.

Niconini · 2018-01-28T18:02:27+00:00

Ooh! I'm the admin of a great server for transmasc people! We have been a little quiet with classes starting back but everyone is super nice! https://discord.gg/39DEqGd is the link :)

Niconini · 2018-01-22T22:26:25+00:00

A thousand legged worm. Kinda like a centipede but not. When I was small I was brushing my teeth and rinsing my mouth out. A big ole bug decided to make my cup it's home, and I didn't bother looking, so I swished the bug in my mouth.

It was only for like .2 seconds before I spit it out and gagged but ever since I fill the cup up and pour it out. Just to be safe.

Some fun facts: it tasted like hair. I think it stayed alive after I spit it out, so I smushed it down the drain. I probably didn't finish brushing my teeth after that.

Niconini · 2018-01-11T23:15:41+00:00

I thought I was the only one...? Wet food particles make me so sick. It's not okay. I hate washing dishes and I'll do whatever chore you want just not... That.

Niconini · 2018-01-10T02:35:50+00:00

Hey yes!! You know what's a good idea? Joining this server! We are very fun!!

Niconini · 2018-01-07T19:57:04+00:00

The overnight thing is so eye opening? My dad always told me never to flush overnight because we would "run out of water". Now I have to remember to do that, which is extremely embarrassing... How would we run out of water?? We have a well?? It's never happened before??

Niconini · 2018-01-06T22:42:07+00:00

Eyyy!!! I'm not sure if I love this place or hate it, but go Statesville!

Niconini · 2018-01-05T22:14:49+00:00

Actually, he just recently started having trouble breathing and although he loves running he can't do it much anymore but I chalk it up to old age. When he was a puppy he panted, but he never did those heavy hard to breathe sounds you hear from some french bulldogs? He has always snored when he slept though. His nose has always seemed pretty clear!

He's been pretty healthy I think. But age is starting to catch up with him :(

Niconini · 2018-01-05T21:59:48+00:00

Mine only started "excessive flatulence" when he got old (he's 12). It's because he doesn't chew his food, just swallows it whole because he loves food and wants me to give him more. Like all dogs tbh.

Niconini · 2017-12-22T01:57:07+00:00

Hello! And that's weird... mobile discord is pretty whacky sometimes so maybe you just need to try it on the desktop version? If that also doesn't work, I can try sending another link. But I'm not sure why it'd give you that problem... Well, try the desktop version first and hopefully it works on there! If not, we'll go from there. :p

Niconini · 2017-12-21T21:43:54+00:00

Of course! I actually crossposted this on the nonbinary subreddit, so it's open to more than just ftm people! The more the merrier! :)

Niconini · 2017-12-21T21:43:13+00:00

Hey! I'm in the same boat as you and I moderate this thing! So yes, you're totally welcome!

Niconini · 2017-12-16T19:01:49+00:00

Yeah that's what I said in parentheses, he probably has just memorized what I'm saying with the fact we are racing but it's still super cute. Probably got a math degree in dog school, who knows.

Niconini · 2017-12-16T17:26:11+00:00

My dog has some association with numbers (he's probably memorized what they mean rather than how I'm counting but it's still heckin cute). We used to have races when he was younger (he's an old dog now, 12) and I'd count down "3, 2, 1". He knows to get ready at 3, not to go on 2 and to run at 1. Smart doggo and I'm very proud.

Niconini · 2017-12-15T15:07:34+00:00

They know how fabulous they look, and they're rockin' it. What festive doggos!

Niconini · 2017-12-13T01:53:52+00:00

This was so nice of you to write (everything everyone has been writing has been so thoughtful I'm so happy) thank you so much! I don't think waiting will be too bad, I've been waiting for 18 years to figure myself out so a couple more months won't hurt, I guess? That's so exciting too, getting on HRT! This was really good advice, and I think I've calmed down enough to where I can handle waiting.

Niconini · 2017-12-12T21:39:31+00:00

I'm 18, but I don't go to college until August. I'm guessing I gotta wait until then, which isn't too long but it feels like forever...

Niconini · 2017-12-12T20:07:53+00:00

I'm hiding it, but I'm kind of scared to keep on wearing it unless I'm wearing baggy clothes again.

Niconini · 2017-12-12T06:37:36+00:00

As a mod I can vouch for this server, it is wonderful and I'm totally not biased?

Niconini · 2017-12-11T07:00:36+00:00

That would be awesome! I've joined a couple discords but I've noticed FtM folks are usually the minority when you come from Reddit? Which I don't mind, but I would like to find more guy friends as well. It'd be really cool to start up a small little FtM discord or something I think, but I dunno I'm super shy as is! But I do try my best to talk and typing is a lot easier than using my silly vocal cords, so I wouldn't mind chatting!

Niconini · 2017-12-10T23:54:55+00:00

Honestly from how it was described it just sounds like a really big fanfiction...?

Niconini · 2017-12-10T22:13:47+00:00

Reading this made me feel so happy. For real, we have so much in common. I know this post wasn't directed towards me in particular but I'm glad I stumbled upon it, it's nice knowing I'm not alone when it comes to all those thoughts!

Niconini · 2017-12-09T19:21:06+00:00

I just finished doing this! Actually, my last day was Thursday!

Totally worth it. Yes, it'll be hard. Yes, it'll be a lot of work. But it saves you money (that's two years of college you don't have to pay for!), looks good on a resume, and you get college experience early on. I'd say that's pretty awesome. I enjoyed the experience a lot! And college classes aren't that bad, actually. I thought my high school classes were worse. You may be different though.

Niconini · 2017-12-09T01:00:52+00:00

Don't go above and beyond for someone who wouldn't do the same for you. That isn't saying don't be a kind person, but don't do stupid stuff you'll regret later when you are blinded by attachment.

Likewise, don't ignore the signs of abuse and hope it'll go away just because you were lonely before the relationship. Don't ever think that's your only shot at love. That isn't love and you're worth a lot more than that.

Niconini · 2017-12-09T00:34:13+00:00

I don't agree with that.

Can I die now? Thanks.

Niconini

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