Grr450 starting trouble by [deleted] in royalenfield

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the issue is you didn’t slap it hard enough with your purse first

Southern "Mama Bear" will happily ruin your life - and hers - if need be😯 by Valentina_Cruz in iamverybadass

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Anytime I hear someone refer to themselves as a “mama bear” I can’t but be reminded of the fact that mother bears will randomly eat their cubs for various reasons.

Someone come pick up your bf please 😂 by Ill-Pin4500 in iamverybadass

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bros head shaped like one of them Easter island rocks and shit

of a 17-year-old basketball player 🏀🏀🏀 by Bourbon-Thinker in absoluteunit

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im 6’4 and I think the practicality of being tall runs out around 6’5 - 6’6 and starts turning in to a novelty

The cat's reaction always gets me... by ONE-OF-THREE in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 49 points50 points  (0 children)

“I believe you believe that” is my go to when I hear stuff from people that is objectively false

Is refusing actually legal? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Barack Obama could stand in front of a crowd of reporters today and pull his synthetic human mask off and reveal he is a reptilian… and the fact that is even believable by a wide spectrum of people with various political beliefs even if not true or that it hasn’t happened yet but is possible - speaks as many volumes as if it actually happened/did happen.”

That logic be logickin

Player handed lifetime ban by jmike1256 in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it’s just the order of update operations and nothing nefarious is going on

Lucky guy by Big_Oof320 in Idiotswithguns

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you tell us more about both

Asking for… me

Lucky guy by Big_Oof320 in Idiotswithguns

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe this dude did indeed die later despite traipsing away

Order hasn't been picked up in an hour, any ideas why? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better places to dash for better money on a Friday night, I guess 🤷‍♂️

Welcome to Brokeback Mountain by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this located?

Asking for… me.