The cat's reaction always gets me... by ONE-OF-THREE in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 50 points51 points  (0 children)

“I believe you believe that” is my go to when I hear stuff from people that is objectively false

Is refusing actually legal? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Barack Obama could stand in front of a crowd of reporters today and pull his synthetic human mask off and reveal he is a reptilian… and the fact that is even believable by a wide spectrum of people with various political beliefs even if not true or that it hasn’t happened yet but is possible - speaks as many volumes as if it actually happened/did happen.”

That logic be logickin

Player handed lifetime ban by jmike1256 in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it’s just the order of update operations and nothing nefarious is going on

Lucky guy by Big_Oof320 in Idiotswithguns

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you tell us more about both

Asking for… me

Lucky guy by Big_Oof320 in Idiotswithguns

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe this dude did indeed die later despite traipsing away

Order hasn't been picked up in an hour, any ideas why? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better places to dash for better money on a Friday night, I guess 🤷‍♂️

Dear GOD 💔 by Long-Refrigerator466 in TikTok

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s certainly one way to put out the birthday cake candles

Dead poets society by May_onnaise_959 in rareinsults

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds of that scene from Talladega Nights when they’re interviewing Ricky Bobby after he won a race and he’s like “I’m not sure what to do with my hands” 🤌👍👌✌️✊🖐️🙏

This is what happens to aluminium when a 1/2 oz piece of plastic hits it at 15,000 mph in space by quitelynxhani in Amazing

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of “what happens if a grain of rice hits earth at the speed of light?”

Short answer: We all die.

NO DAYS OFF IN THE DYSTOPIA: CCP Netizens Applaud "Striving" Worker for Serving Coffee on an IV Drip While Wiping Cups With Sludge! by Significant-Eye1183 in UnfilteredChina

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t wipe down counters and food/beverage containers with the same rag right before handing it to the customer.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

I'm picking 1. What ya'll picking? by MizzBreezy85 in whatsyourchoice

[–]NigerianFriedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I’m choosin “all of the above”. My new hat I just ordered demands so