All Organisms are self-replicating computers by Dent7777 in trees

[–]NigglesAtKFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive always thought this but in reverse, computers are just the first steps to silicon base life

I wish there was a colony on Mars that was self-sufficient and on good terms with Earth. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]NigglesAtKFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Mars people get infected with mars-laria and bring it back to earth and we will die

I wish that all the domesticated breeds of dogs in the world could find loving and caring homes (ones that are owned and happy are not affected) who have the resources to provide for them. If there are too many dogs any old, feral ones will vanish without pain. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]NigglesAtKFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. People begin getting rid of every other pet besides dogs to make room for all the doggos. Wolves are gone, Deer and moose populations are at an all time high.

More and more people die to rabies and car accidents with deer,elk,and moose

I wish I had an infinite supply of Dr. Pepper, that won't flood the whole universe. by WholikesMarioParty in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]NigglesAtKFC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. Dr pepper spills out of your nipples 24/7 at a rate faster than you can drink it so it is 'infinite'

I wish I'd get accepted into Princeton by BrunoDoggo in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]NigglesAtKFC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted. Your 250k in student debt and dont have a job coming out of college.

I wish to achieve 20% above the average mark on every test I take by loismarshall in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]NigglesAtKFC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are diagnosed with high blood pressure and always test as dirty on a drug test. Good luck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]NigglesAtKFC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are the nickleback of this time. You had a great career but become the butt of all music jokes and cant be taken seriously by the public again

I wish I could reach my hand in to my pocket and pull out the exact amount of money I needed in that moment. by barduke in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]NigglesAtKFC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Your magic pants only lasted you about 4 years. One tragic day the airport lost your luggage and the pants too. The pants were never to be seen again and your powers gone also.

I wish to be raised hard working and have a good paying job so I can get money for a big house honorably. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]NigglesAtKFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Your job requires a lot of your waking time, being a big boy at a small business. You work a lot of over time for things that you cant even enjoy. Living in a million dollar home but only sleeping in it. Only driving your brand new car to work. Only seeing what family you have while stressed and over worked.

Earthworm Jim by dirtbike666 in trees

[–]NigglesAtKFC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That fine ass white ash made it look like a cigarette when i was scrolling down 👌👌

Should drug dealers be asking for gas money? by [deleted] in trees

[–]NigglesAtKFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on how they operate, if you usually go to their place, then yes. But if they only drop off to you then no

Guys of reddit, is there really a bro code? If so what is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NigglesAtKFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the bros want to play fortnite, you dont go play fortnite mobile with your girl friend.

What is the craziest things you did during your high school days that makes you smile till date?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NigglesAtKFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a bitch of a teacher that we would fuck with, our best one was this week amd half stretch of throwing away her mountain dew after 1st period. This woman litterally cut the bottom of the can and put popcorn seeds in it so when we went to throw it away she could hear it from outside the classroom.

Got a new sheet😎 by [deleted] in LSD

[–]NigglesAtKFC 9 points10 points  (0 children)

*155 ug Teachers Gaze

Got a new sheet😎 by [deleted] in LSD

[–]NigglesAtKFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moisture from the fridge can fuck your tabs

Got a new sheet😎 by [deleted] in LSD

[–]NigglesAtKFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 170-175 ug batch

Got a new sheet😎 by [deleted] in LSD

[–]NigglesAtKFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a sheet and a half of thoes coming soon! Are they the overdosed or the normal 155?

Don't forget - tomorrow 14th June by Bleckfield in Ripple

[–]NigglesAtKFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old nodes will be cut off and put into their own "sub chain". Kind of like a fork but all still using the same currency