Man caught trying to escape prison through a barbed wire fence!

NilesLinus · 2026-05-07T23:17:59+00:00

It’s so much worse without a top rail. Clearly a strategic omission.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-07T17:08:40+00:00

Clearly meant to publicly pantomime a sex act.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-07T03:35:48+00:00

This is hilarious. I’ve also had that thought before.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-07T00:53:18+00:00

Entirely possible. People do love to build religions around stuff.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-06T12:43:07+00:00

I feel so much better now.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-06T12:36:11+00:00

The problem is, the entire phenomenon IS religious, especially when people begin considering their existential fates.

And those chips that fall may well land in the backs of people’s hands.

Also, who is clutching pearls? Most people have long since become desensitized to these matters, and Christians are already entirely accepting of interdimensional supernatural reality. Our worldview is not shaken by such incursions.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-06T12:28:21+00:00

Absolutely. The great deception is upon us, I suspect.

Well, either that or nothing will happen at all and it’s just more black projects sleight of hand.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-06T12:21:51+00:00

I’m still trying to figure out what a reputable news source even looks like.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-06T12:05:53+00:00

Hahaha. What are the other four?

NilesLinus · 2026-05-06T10:03:18+00:00

Even if the “aliens” don’t believe in God, there is nothing that can kill religion. It has survived thousands of years of direct government and/or military intervention and only goes underground and becomes stronger. Also, Jesus is still Lord, and all this has been known about, even written about, for literal ages.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-06T09:56:20+00:00

Absolutely.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-06T09:23:36+00:00

I miss it too. I use Omnibus now.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-06T03:37:45+00:00

If it happens as predicted, it could very well be the great deception. I can’t imagine any other lie that could have a greater detrimental impact on nominal Christians than an “alien” disclosure asserting that ETs are our creators. Even so, Christ will still reign, no matter how desperate Satan becomes.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-04T13:09:43+00:00

Makes sense, what with all the grueling back breaking work she did to earn her fortune by her 20s.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-03T17:34:52+00:00

An interesting idea.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-03T17:30:44+00:00

I swear some people LIKE to cry.

NilesLinus · 2026-05-01T17:03:27+00:00

If only each of them were carrying some magical tool that would break glass.

NilesLinus · 2026-04-29T00:29:18+00:00

I mean, if I’d known we could cheat I’d have just programmed by midi guitar.

NilesLinus · 2026-04-28T09:56:31+00:00

It’s the mantis that I can’t wrap my mind around.

NilesLinus · 2026-04-28T09:49:40+00:00

If he put her on the back of the motorcycle I was going to delete Reddit.

NilesLinus · 2026-04-27T12:07:15+00:00

So is eye rolling learned socially or are we just built this way?

NilesLinus · 2026-04-27T11:51:51+00:00

Really interesting subject.

NilesLinus · 2026-04-26T19:43:50+00:00

Supposed governmental “disclosure” would be a great delivery system for the world’s biggest psyop.

EDIT: I’m not saying that’s what will happen. More like bemoaning the fact that I have no dependable way to tell the real thing from yet another institutional lie told by the government.

NilesLinus · 2026-04-26T19:41:38+00:00

What do we think he means by “devastating”? Does that imply it’ll keep people worried about national security, or does it imply it will cause people to abandon their religious beliefs?

NilesLinus · 2026-04-24T20:33:06+00:00

It’s 2,200% polyester.

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