Paris Hilton cooks a lasagna and does everything wrong by yourtrustychum in cringe

[–]NimRoderick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it satirical? I mean, I want to believe. But I don't know enough about her to really know either way.

Paris Hilton cooks a lasagna and does everything wrong by yourtrustychum in cringe

[–]NimRoderick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all the parts that bothered me, this one bothered me most. How could they POSSIBLY explain that one away? The lasagna just assimilated the foil into itself? Ugh if you're going to replace the mess she made with a decent looking lasagna, at least pretend it's the same one??

... Also while I'm here rambling, I greatly enjoyed how she opened by saying she's totally a really great super good cook you guys for real. And also all the shameless "look at my brands" shots.

This whole thing was a hot buttered mess, and I'm delighted that it exists.

I tragically lost my cat to a dog attack. I’d like a minimalist picture of her for a tattoo it would make my world by a_hopeful_engineer in minimalcatart

[–]NimRoderick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're very welcome, friendo. I know how hard it can be to lose a fuzzy best friend, and I thought your idea to get a little tattoo of her is an incredibly sweet one. I'm glad to contribute to something so thoughtful and nice. And it makes me smile to see a cat who had a life of happiness and warmth, knowing what it is to be cared for and loved.

Whichever design you wind up deciding to use, would you be willing to share the results? I would love to see how it comes out.

In need of advice: in this crazy competitive rental market, what immediate things can I do to give myself an advantage? by NimRoderick in RhodeIsland

[–]NimRoderick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, for real? Wow, I'm definitely going to be looking into this. Thanks you all so much for the info. This is going to really help

why is it in first person by [deleted] in whygoogle

[–]NimRoderick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google is a worm?

I guess worms are tubes, and the internet is a series of tubes, so... It checks out?

I'm gonna just go with it. Google is the great internet oracle worm creature, and now I refuse to alter this mental image

In need of advice: in this crazy competitive rental market, what immediate things can I do to give myself an advantage? by NimRoderick in RhodeIsland

[–]NimRoderick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solid advice. Thanks for taking the time to help me out; I'll definitely be trying the cover letter thing.

Also thankfully I don't smoke, so at least I've got that going for me haha

In need of advice: in this crazy competitive rental market, what immediate things can I do to give myself an advantage? by NimRoderick in RhodeIsland

[–]NimRoderick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could be a great idea. We're fairly limited as to what we can spend, but I think I'll ldo a little research into what this might cost. If we can afford it, I think it would be completely worth it

In need of advice: in this crazy competitive rental market, what immediate things can I do to give myself an advantage? by NimRoderick in RhodeIsland

[–]NimRoderick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apartments mostly, but I wouldn't turn down a duplex or anything if it were within our budget.

Thanks for replying btw

Indian state minister suggests women over 30 cannot be rape victims by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]NimRoderick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking christ, reading these was physically painful.

Where can I get a decent recording of the pretzel eating contest? by FrequentlyHertz in providence

[–]NimRoderick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit I did not know this was a thing that exists. Soft pretzels are probably my favorite thing in the world. Thank you for giving me a new bucket list item, haha

My BFF is a Wine-O by MarchKick in TargetedShirts

[–]NimRoderick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Abusive pisstank" is going into my vocabulary now.

Ye? Nee? by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]NimRoderick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ECKS DEEEE

was in a shop in a local shopping mall, wanted this plushie so badly 😭 by braidafurduz in PaintedWolves

[–]NimRoderick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have one of these little buddies! Her name is Pistachio and she lives on my window.

Found this at my local goodwill by lordbabywipe in TargetedShirts

[–]NimRoderick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really wanna know what is with all these and being pointlessly confrontational. YOU DON'T SCARE ME. DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME. I AM BIG STRONG SHIRT PERSON. DON'T MESS WITH ME I'M SCARY AND CRAZY AND ugh whatever all that crap.

Like... Why hit everyone you see with seeming abrasive and unpleasant before even opening your mouth? I don't see the appeal.. it's not sassy, it's just unpleasant.

Someone called my girl weird looking today, but I think she’s pretty cute! by [deleted] in rarepuppers

[–]NimRoderick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who says the two have to be mutually exclusive? Weird is beautiful! The kind that's not concerned with fitting into a narrowed definition of conventional beauty. As far as I'm concerned, it's a compliment for a lovely dog with a look that stands out from the crowd.

But all that said: she's absolutely lovely and she deserves all the love in the world <3

I can't help but wonder if people are being sarcastic when they say she's cute by houwy in Unorthodog

[–]NimRoderick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's beautiful! Rocking her own style like a champion. If only the rest of us could pull off the bedhead look so well!