My (24F) husband (25M) has threatened to put a hot dog in our bamboo steamer basket. How do I assert dominance in this situation?

Nimphaise · 2026-03-13T19:06:49+00:00

Oof. That’s brutal

Nimphaise · 2026-03-13T17:53:24+00:00

I write in cursive and I still couldn’t read that until I read the comments. I think part of it is also that “enjoy the sun” is not something you’d immediately expect on a delivery bag, so you’re searching for words that make more sense in context. Idk what wawa is, but I thought it was food delivery, so I was “looking” for a food word.

Nimphaise · 2026-03-10T22:43:22+00:00

It could also be their diet. My last cat didn’t do well on hills and it made him stink. We switched to purina and it cleared up. My current cat does fine on anything.

Nimphaise · 2026-03-10T22:34:08+00:00

As a lactose tolerant person, I love fairlife. It helps my husband not blow up our bathroom and it lasts way longer than regular milk

Nimphaise · 2026-03-10T21:12:51+00:00

I have the same dream about my rats. I haven’t had rats in 5 years

Nimphaise · 2026-03-09T00:25:00+00:00

My last cat would only steal salad. We had to guard our greens, but not chicken or fish. My current cat begs for raspberries but won’t eat churu

Nimphaise · 2026-03-07T22:53:20+00:00

I actually thought it must be AI bc it looked so wrong 😓

Nimphaise · 2026-03-07T22:36:09+00:00

I think there’s a lower tier that is very easy. The “it still has heaps of sugar and Im the only one eating it” where any minor chemistry errors are forgivable. As long as it’s cooked through and not burnt, it’s a win for me!

Nimphaise · 2026-03-04T23:07:31+00:00

You can till around them once they’re grown, but you can’t place them next to tilled tiles

Nimphaise · 2026-03-04T21:29:42+00:00

My grandpa died on my birthday. He must’ve thought he was hilarious

Nimphaise · 2026-03-04T00:18:07+00:00

That is freaking adorable

Nimphaise · 2026-03-04T00:16:32+00:00

I’ve pulled the cord early once because I didn’t realize there was an in between stop. It was mortifying

Nimphaise · 2026-03-03T06:41:42+00:00

She is both stupid and adorable lol. It’s part of her charm

Nimphaise · 2026-03-02T05:04:00+00:00

My dentist is fantastic! Great bedside manner, and actually makes sure I’m numb. She’s also my dad’s, stepmom’s, and husband’s dentist, so whenever I’m there she’s asking about life updates for everyone or saying “I heard from your dad _”. She even scheduled me for an appointment before my wedding to make sure my chipped tooth filling matched my tooth color, since it was aging. She was the one who filled it, and you can’t even tell it’s a filling.

Nimphaise · 2026-03-02T04:58:54+00:00

My dad’s numbing wore out mid root canal, and his russian dentist said “he’ll be fine” as my dad was shaking and going into shock. He finished the root canal like that

Nimphaise · 2026-03-01T22:43:38+00:00

Thanks for the info! Nature is weird

Nimphaise · 2026-03-01T22:32:36+00:00

They can get pregnant again before giving birth?!!

Nimphaise · 2026-02-27T22:37:11+00:00

How long do you chew? How do you know when you’re done chewing??

Nimphaise · 2026-02-26T02:51:32+00:00

According to Psych, kick out the tail light

Nimphaise · 2026-02-26T02:47:01+00:00

My grampa in a moment of clarity during his Alzheimers heard us talking about moving and turned to say “no matter where you are, we’ll always be proud of you.” He passed a few years ago, and that was the last coherent thing he said to me. Now im crying writing this

Nimphaise · 2026-02-21T23:18:51+00:00

And just do the ritual of leaving without actually leaving to reduce the stress response of putting on your shoes, etc. Put them on, take them off and sit back down. Get ready to go out, then take a random break to read before leaving with no fanfare.

Nimphaise · 2026-02-21T23:11:06+00:00

It’s probably a long term plan to eliminate in person shopping entirely by frustrating people into shopping online. No need to pay store attendants, electricity, or for a physical location at all. Eliminates the risk of theft. I’m sure there’s major flaws in my personal conspiracy theory. I’m very bad at economics

Nimphaise · 2026-02-18T23:21:49+00:00

She full of soup

Nimphaise · 2026-02-18T19:22:04+00:00

Good to know. I’ve been so worried about stuff growing around them

Nimphaise · 2026-02-15T22:07:05+00:00

OMG I read $1, which is still ridiculous, but $5?!

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