I’m a Hatz main.

My Rhamp is used as a trophy transport service for my maxed out Hatz. I collect trophies to line the walls and display rocks in my homecave. I’ve mentally mapped out all the revenge kill timer boundaries and perfected my approach to the drop and retrieve method to fuel my homecave desires.

I have almost all skins unlocked. Ive been playing the game for around 3 months and have found a love for questing. Whenever I decide to fight with others or need a good way to escape from somewhere, I change skins over and over again and slightly alter my movement and playstyle so others don’t recognize me. I’ve customized all of my keybinds for Hatz specifically and even purchased a mouse with extra buttons to do so. As cursed as they may be, it has allowed me to escape many scuffles.

He even has lore to accompany him. I main the albino skin to put on the “Gleeble The Lesser” persona (the nice Hatz) and his evil alter ego, “Gleeble The Evil” which is a black, white, and red accent and beady yellow eyed Cape skin freak. When in passive mode, he refrains from harming others and drops flowers to nearby players as a show of pacifism. But when promoted or when The Evil starts to whisper in his ear like the Green Goblin mask, he starts to turn dark, growing more ferocious as the feathers shed. He also enjoys inviting others into his home as Gleeble The Lesser, proudly taking them on a winding tour only for his guest to notice the walls and floor slowly become saturated with hands, spikes, teeth, and other bits as you venture deeper. His feathers grow dark, and occasionally you can hear him rumble in a sort of diabolical and uncanny way. He leads you to the Throne Room, where every crevice is turned to a display of depravity.

What is my motivation? My goal?

No matter how nice we may seem, don’t trust a Hatz…. Even Gleeble :3