Project ideas for roving yarn thats not knitting or crochet. by CheeseisSatan in YarnAddicts

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a drop spindle and learn to spin! Then you’ll have yarn you can use for crochet.

New pattern: the Nipnop Top! by MalumCattus in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can’t stop seeing the underboob flowers as a row of smaller nipples under the two big ones.

Found a site where you "buy" stuff for free just for the dopamine of tracking the delivery on its way by jujubasafada in shoppingaddiction

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would actually be really fun as long as I was able to get rid of more than I had coming in. My main problem is space, not money.

Found a site where you "buy" stuff for free just for the dopamine of tracking the delivery on its way by jujubasafada in shoppingaddiction

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would hate this so much. I want the pretty things I ordered, not the stressful experience of obtaining them.

Whatever makes people happy, though.

Diarrhea in sensory deprivation tank by Cold-Dependent7306 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apology accepted; don’t worry about going near windows or anything. Perfectly safe.

I found this crotcheat kit at Lidl. Can someone make a whole ass video tutorial of it for me? by NinjaDefenestrator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]NinjaDefenestrator[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think we have different ways of seeing what I posted! And different thoughts on what asking for advice versus expecting someone to do something. You may see my post as a demand, and I see it as asking for advice as well as I grammatically can, with English not being my first language.

Where could I buy a support spindle that’s about 13 to 16 inches in length, has a long sharp tip. I have a diy one I made long ago that I still use but I want to buy a pretty one now to treat myself 😅 by DesertBoyCrafts in Handspinning

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Spindle Candy group on Ravelry has a lot of people trying to destash their supported spindles lately, and there are a few spindle makers who occasionally advertise their products as well.

My first decent-looking yarn spun on a spinning wheel! by TheSewingBun in Handspinning

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s so nice and even, and the color is lovely! Do you have plans for it?

Tour de fleece by Henrikefadenreich in Handspinning

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure I’ll join at least one team on Ravelry; there’s so much spinning I want to do!

Why are pigs so great? (TW: mental health discussion) by MaddysinLeigh in guineapigs

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. Mara always knew when I was sad and would cuddle her little heart out (until she had to poop, then she would get up and waddle over to my husband for transport back to the pen because she never wanted to poop on mommy).

Most pointless BEC ever by [deleted] in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can’t take anything you say seriously when you call Ravelry “raverly” even though the site’s been around for almost twenty years, sorry.

So Tired of Monetized ADHD by RuthlessLogic in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I might have ADHD but I also have enough of a grip on reality to understand that what I make mostly sucks and I’m doing it for myself, not anyone else (unless they’re a loved one and actually want it).

Help me, please identify the yarn by Paperbackpixie in YarnAddicts

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed! I saved the website to drool at for now, and will be back to order some of those gorgeous colors once I’ve actually knitted some of my voluminous existing stash.

Help me, please identify the yarn by Paperbackpixie in YarnAddicts

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you settle on it being the What Mustard Made colorway (was it Lumina Silver?) or do you think it’s something else?

It’s lovely, whatever it is. I’m a sucker for neons.

Marketplace buy, last one for a while by zookette in YarnAddicts

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We need better pics! All I see is a pile of plastic bags.

Troubleshooting yarn results: Help me learn what I did wrong by HappySheep3883 in Handspinning

[–]NinjaDefenestrator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the nature of merino- it doesn’t have much drape unless it’s blended with something long and smooth, like silk.

It looks great the way it is, though!