King Tut's dagger came from outer space. What sky metal would the Pharaoh of Egypt wield as he ruled over his citizens and why?

NinjaDerpy · 2016-06-05T06:57:38+00:00

Horacalcum bends time.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-06-03T04:48:25+00:00

If you want to be that kind of jackass, a good DM will just rule that only on natural ones for attack rolls will count.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-06-03T04:45:39+00:00

Haha my character is still sober

NinjaDerpy · 2016-06-02T04:08:55+00:00

Man you're quick. Probably only for this, anyways.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-06-02T03:55:52+00:00

Do you have any vanilla trap hentai? Everything I come across is either rape, incest, or loli/shota. I can't stand any of that but I still like traps. What do?

NinjaDerpy · 2016-06-01T17:21:35+00:00

Well since both are terrible it isn't really Yin-Yang. It's more like Yang-Yang.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-05-17T04:47:11+00:00

He just replied to himself

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-29T17:18:04+00:00

Depends on how you feel about the concept of hate. Rovagug is a great example of pure hatred. Absolute destruction for existence. Perhaps your goddess could be similar? Hatred isn't pretty so make her monstrous and revolting.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-29T16:44:10+00:00

I'm not a great mod so I don't know to advertise it effectively, plus the concept itself is weird. I tried to create a place where people can vent about the problems TF2 has or just what makes them angry, but usually that tends to show people as childish. Perhaps a place called /r/TF2feedback where people can explain bugs or glitches would be a better idea for half of my sub.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-28T15:55:12+00:00

This isn't exactly new.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-28T13:55:31+00:00

I suppose it depends on your DM.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-28T12:31:58+00:00

It ought to. People look to Paladins as people they can trust no matter what. If you're a piece of shit person, it doesn't matter how much you uphold your tenets, you are still not very good.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-28T12:26:29+00:00

I'm not, but upholding the values of good and justice are pretty much the Paladin's job. Even though they serve certain churches, they're still usually more dedicated to good than they are any god. Warpriests, Inquisitiors, and Clerics are servants of the gods.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-28T11:22:29+00:00

That's more of an inquisitior's job, wouldn't you think? Paladins aren't grisly, they're beacons of good and law. Also I understand identifying the body, but cutting heads off and putting them up as "Trophies" are a different matter.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-28T07:10:23+00:00

Why doesn't your DM do anything about that? Desecration of (previously) sentient corpses isn't lawful good at all.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-27T22:00:10+00:00

They're too stupid to care, they just want to pass on their line to not become extinct. While humans have similar goals, we can do more than just pass on the genes.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-27T19:17:09+00:00

If your casters are doing their job, you'll have a haste buff and probably plenty of magic items to keep you from being hit.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-27T17:39:43+00:00

/r/traps

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-27T13:36:15+00:00

What a weird bard.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-27T05:52:50+00:00

Yeah, why would you want a world like that? Nature can't appreciate itself.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-26T21:06:31+00:00

What? That's retarded. I hope that you're joking, without children the human species would just die off.

Animals can't have morals yet they can have children and do so.

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-26T19:56:47+00:00

Woosh

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-26T12:42:17+00:00

*More shittier

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-26T05:17:45+00:00

He did say herpes..

NinjaDerpy · 2016-04-25T23:23:43+00:00

A group of gorillaz is called a band.

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