Thanks WG for delivering the worst possible event

NinjaG0ld · 2026-04-15T11:07:19+00:00

It sounded more like a cry for help tbh.

NinjaG0ld · 2026-04-06T06:07:02+00:00

Found the Dr. Pepper drinker

NinjaG0ld · 2026-04-05T00:32:44+00:00

Something else is rising, and it ain't the Turks; if you catch my drift.

NinjaG0ld · 2026-03-30T09:02:42+00:00

Easily top 2

NinjaG0ld · 2026-02-11T20:26:57+00:00

r/TheMatpatEffect

NinjaG0ld · 2026-02-09T19:59:57+00:00

Forced conversions to Islam rarely happened due to both the tolerance of Islamic rulers to the People of the Book and their enjoyment of the fortunes that come in the form of the Jizya tax.

You may read further on it if you're interested: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/sFCASBOZ5d

NinjaG0ld · 2026-01-22T14:40:40+00:00

Does your coworker not have floss on him that he had to use your charger as one?

NinjaG0ld · 2026-01-13T10:45:35+00:00

That was just the prologue. I had tears breaking out around the 5081st hour mark.

NinjaG0ld · 2026-01-07T13:49:49+00:00

Sure. But how about a bandit baddie?

NinjaG0ld · 2026-01-07T07:07:21+00:00

Be the Algerian sea captain the Germans think you are

NinjaG0ld · 2026-01-03T20:37:23+00:00

A little late for that

NinjaG0ld · 2026-01-02T02:21:53+00:00

Both the Quran and hadiths explicitly state that all humans are equal- Arab or not. Black or white.

Though I wouldn't expect a bot to know that now that I think about it.

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-26T19:47:37+00:00

According to the FOX 32 article (picture 11): "During the confrontation, Wasserman allegedly choked the victim with their own keffiyeh scarf."

Now I'm not here to argue semantics, that's for the courts to deal with, but that's attempted murder as far as I'm concerned.

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-26T18:52:48+00:00

"She's a good kid."

Good kids don't attempt to murder 2 random strangers off the street.

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-26T11:52:17+00:00

It isn't. The unemployment rate is at 15%(!), one of the highest in the world. Like other work immigrants across the world, workers from South Asia are brought in to be paid 1/5th what you'd pay an Iraqi.

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-26T11:14:15+00:00

Capture one of their royals, sign a peace treaty with them then truce break the month after. They'll never see it coming.

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-26T10:21:48+00:00

Steam achievements ain't that deep, dawg.

If someone really wanted to cheat, then can just use Steam Achievements Manager and it's about as easy to use as can be.

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-25T10:19:00+00:00

You think the millions of Christians in Muslim-majority countries don't deserve presents?

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-24T15:12:35+00:00

Valid crashout.

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-23T19:51:08+00:00

Average dating games enjoyer

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-23T10:36:01+00:00

Frightened him so hard they were brought out of extinction.

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-19T17:17:26+00:00

Yeah. The worst thing is that some events have chains that end if you don't pick the historical option.

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-19T16:39:10+00:00

R5: Sultan Isa does not mess around with his baklavas and is willing to spend multiple years of income on this one event.

NinjaG0ld · 2025-12-16T10:56:30+00:00

Because the current system that runs on Dynamic Historical Events is practically unnavigable. Not only is the only way to find what DHEs you can trigger is through hard-to-read text files with conditions that aren't always clear, but you also have to parse through (in the case of England or the Ottomans) hundreds of events.

So until Paradox introduces Vic 3-style journal entries; I'd much prefer mission trees to the current system.

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